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[–]kukamunga 4 points5 points ago

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As you'll see here, students, an object of larger mass will require more energy to undergo a given change in velocity.

[–]Alaskan_Thunder 0 points1 point ago

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Also, objects of a larger mass require LESS energy to undergo a change in hilarity.

[–]rebelraveangel 2 points3 points ago

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BEACHED WHALE!!

[–]baxterg13 2 points3 points ago

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...of doom!

[–]AdwenSilverlake 2 points3 points ago

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it's a horker!

[–]brucerayne 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a horker, that's my wife!

[–]Thoraxe 1 point2 points ago

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His belly pouch formed a perfect seal for hydroplaning.

[–]rib-bit 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of that manatee video -- you know which one I'm talking about...

[–]kmreid 1 point2 points ago

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0_o

[–]Grug16 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone always forgets about Newton's Second Law.

[–]tom277 1 point2 points ago

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Momentum's a bitch.

[–]passwordFolds 1 point2 points ago

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This kills the whale.

[–]trq4c 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know the cause of the Oklahoma/Kansas earth quake was caught on camera.

[–]Kleptis 1 point2 points ago

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average American?

[–]reddit-mandingo[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, shucks. You're just saying that to be nice.

[–]Troll_In_The_Dungeon 0 points1 point ago

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p=mv... learn it!

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me this guy is fake...

[–]ruggy5000 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was a topless chick in the back. Nope, Manboobs.