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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Ah, the most popular accent misconception to never, ever die.

[–]GeologySucks 4 points5 points ago

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We say aboat not aboot.

ABOAT! Get it right you stupid yanks!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly this. Makes me wanna rage aboat it.

[–]Hamstertoast 0 points1 point ago

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwcy and zed. Wait zed? Fuck you.

[–]GeologySucks 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, also we only have one "c" in our alphabet up here. Fuckin crazy, eh?

[–]tmcdizzle827 1 point2 points ago

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Watch "Fargo". Not only is it a hilariously dark movie, the accents are wonderful.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Those aren't Canadian accents in Fargo...

[–]tmcdizzle827 0 points1 point ago

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I know! I was just talking about another great accent to appreciate.

[–]KingOfTheMonkeys 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love a crime show involving dynamite and pie.

[–]stephengeller 0 points1 point ago

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God I miss Bizarro, one of my favourite comics.