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[–]Dont_have_name 126 points127 points ago

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That's some nice hard pore corn...

[–]flobbaddobbadob 34 points35 points ago

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I would like to give you an award for your great play on words. I'll make it out to...oh dear

[–]PartyBusGaming 23 points24 points ago

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Is it even possible to not read it as "Hard core porn" ?

[–]ScottCarmichael 3 points4 points ago

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Well, bush is involved.

[–]awells1 1 point2 points ago

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They all might have fallen for your trap but I didn't, good try

[–]takatori 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe you missed "hard corn pone".

[–]snarkinator 1 point2 points ago

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... with lots of focking shucking.

[–]ForsakenIV 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there

[–]SenTedStevens 50 points51 points ago

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More like it, "It's food, something that's completely foreign in North Korea."

[–]AJinxyCat 9 points10 points ago

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I seriously don't know why you got downvoted. That's some unfortunately funny shit right there.

[–]SenTedStevens 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks. I was feeling the same way, before you made this message. But it appears after your message I got more upvotes.

[–]NyanWookieCookie 7 points8 points ago

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Food isn't foreign in North Korea... ask Kim Jong Un. He eated it all.

[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

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His pops used to spend $200K on Hennessy a year... how? I don't know.

[–]Udub 1 point2 points ago

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Well, herm. I figure you could go through an average of a bottle a day if you were the best doctor on the planet and figured out that alcohol is good for you, as I'm sure he did (plus he's probably going to make other people around him drink so he wouldn't feel like an alcoholic).

I'm figuring he sprang for the $500 bottles in which case that'd run to $182000 before S&H.

Or he could be trolling the world, and have gotten some crazy shit like http://cognac.com/the-six-most-expensive-alcohol-that-ever-existed/

[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

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True, maybe he only drank 4 bottles of extremely vintage cognac a year... In which case, that isn't too bad for your liver.

[–]Xoebe 14 points15 points ago

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It's like a hairbrush for your colon

[–]Fookimoose 19 points20 points ago

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Corn, I eat it, in my mouth.

[–]flobbaddobbadob 10 points11 points ago

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In your mouth? THATS FRACKIN CRAZY TALK!

[–]WellspokenEnglishman 3 points4 points ago

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My word, I've never heard such language.

[–]shootlikeaproG36 0 points1 point ago

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What are you some kind of alien? Us humans eat our food through our anus and it goes up to a mini nuclear reactor that powers our brains. Weird people these days...

[–]snarkinator 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed... who doesn't have a anal pebble reactor lodged squarely in their colon?

[–]sourdoughandwry 3 points4 points ago

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[–]twelvefortyAM 2 points3 points ago

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This one is my favorite.

That smile while looking at all those sausages. Mmmmm.

[–]EternalMintCondition 1 point2 points ago

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Did I just spend ten minutes looking though these? o_O

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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First real laugh of the day.

[–]Isitwhenipee 2 points3 points ago

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This, the expression on GB is just classic...

[–]HELP_IM_A_BUG911 13 points14 points ago

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Corny joke but still amaizeing

[–]flobbaddobbadob 3 points4 points ago

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The competition is starchy...

[–]HolyGatoradeBatman -3 points-2 points ago

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That's an amaizeing pun.

[–]dessinee -2 points-1 points ago

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Now do you want to get lost in a maze of puns? I think not.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

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These puns need more smut.

(Look it up, it's corn related)

[–]MyCarIsACamel 5 points6 points ago

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I actually saved the image.

[–]FlyingPasta 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GFlow 1 point2 points ago

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No it's a "potatoe"

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

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there is some seriously twisted deep evil in that bottom man

[–]smokinghorse 5 points6 points ago

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i heard that in bush voice

[–]Touchy_touchy_no_no 4 points5 points ago

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I actually LOL'ed for this one

[–]flobbaddobbadob 7 points8 points ago

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Laugh out louded?

[–]twelvefortyAM 3 points4 points ago

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L'edOL better? Looks like some weird French.

[–]Touchy_touchy_no_no 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto - two amazing pictures combined to make it ginormously EPIC.

[–]snippybitch 2 points3 points ago

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I lol'd

[–]knuckle_head 2 points3 points ago

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Instant classic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Boo-nana.

[–]Phatz 1 point2 points ago

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You, sir, have won the internets. What do you plan to do next?

[–]FlutterShy- 2 points3 points ago

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I'm going to disney world!

[–]flobbaddobbadob 0 points1 point ago

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Can I come?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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aw shucks, i laughed.

[–]Doctor_Pantalones 0 points1 point ago

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Too corny for my tastes.

[–]suzannepie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Flidro 0 points1 point ago

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Bananer

[–]piexil 0 points1 point ago

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It's a banks, dumbfuck

[–]Lackspotential 0 points1 point ago

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Sharkbanana

[–]sgtkuchen 0 points1 point ago

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but ... I say you ... HE DED!

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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I THAW I SAY YOU ALREAD HE DAYD.

[–]compwhiz212 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I've seen on here in a few days that's really made me laugh...

GREAT SUCCESS!

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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I've been laughing at this for the last ten minutes... this is one of the best posts ever haha!

[–]Ilovekbbq 0 points1 point ago

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very rarely does a picture make me laugh out loud... but i did... thank you good sir

[–]jaciern4 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh.

[–]BlindThievery 0 points1 point ago

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You all heard this in your head as Kim Jong-Il from Team America and Will Ferrel as Bush, didn't you?

[–]vinney1369 0 points1 point ago

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Blanabba!

[–]Tratix 0 points1 point ago

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ok how do you only only have 11 comments but 500 upvotes?

are redditors using bots now?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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There isn't much to comment about?

[–]Trilobyte15 2 points3 points ago

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Inspiration for this face? The mouths are exactly the same!

[–]Electric_Banana 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect George Dubya voice with that picture.

[–]Guard01 -1 points0 points ago

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Gotta love W.

[–]freakyanimalz -2 points-1 points ago

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had lolz on floor!

[–]dessinee 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds messy.

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

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You had laughing out loud z on floor? What the crap does that mean?

[–]asharkey3 -1 points0 points ago

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haha its way too easy to make Bush look like a complete idiot. probably because he is one

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago*

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haha its way too easy to make Bush look like a complete idiot. probably because he is one

Start ragging on former presidents after you learn to form complete sentences and use punctuation. Oh wait I just got it: Bush is a Republican so even retards can call him stupid.

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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It's kinda funny that you assume I think he's an idiot because he is a Republican. Mostly it's because he looks, talks, and acts like one. Oh wait.... are you from Texas? That may explain a few things

[–]sfitzer -1 points0 points ago

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The only reason to love bush

[–]JX3 -1 points0 points ago

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The dynamic duo.