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[–]PA-C 15 points16 points ago

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...can't tell if this is real or not...

[–]popemeatwad 6 points7 points ago

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It sad that this is doubt is legitimate.

[–]BestPseudonym 4 points5 points ago

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Are you from North Korea?

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 1 point2 points ago

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sad or fucking awesome?

[–]jazzhat19 2 points3 points ago

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who're we kidding, it's pretty awesome

[–]floccons_de_mais 1 point2 points ago

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You're an apostrophe and a comma away from major hilarity.

[–]M35Dude 7 points8 points ago

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Ha ha! The dragon worked!

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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he's not a dragonborn

[–]girlscantfight 1 point2 points ago

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Why didn't they include his amazing PGA status?!

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[–]Panu_Magish 1 point2 points ago

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Life. Or just fantasy?

[–]Bixby66 1 point2 points ago

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Am i the only one really excited for coverage of his funeral? it's gonna be the most extravagant thing the country can muster.

[–]Pandahh 4 points5 points ago

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He was not Dovahkiin

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

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Best way to die

[–]Grett412 0 points1 point ago

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That's too reckless to believe, though it is North Korea.

[–]Single_Now 0 points1 point ago*

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It is completely fake. In Korea he is only known as Dear Leader or Supreme Emperor he is never addressed by name. If it was real it would say "If you are just joining us pressing and horrid news. Our Dear Leader the Supreme Emperor finally completed his long campaign for Godhood. After defeating a Dragon sent by America he was engulfed in the Dragons flames and achived Immortality becoming a living God on the spot. He bequeathed his rule onto his rolly polly of a son and ascended into the heavens to combat America's Evil God himself and save this great nation from further American Tyranny. Hail the Holy Supreme Emperor God!"

[–]_Shut_Up_Thats_Why_ 0 points1 point ago

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I see a [FIXED] coming from this really soon. Oh wait, this is reddit. I should probably just steal both ideas and pretend I am original.

[–]ghostwriter420 0 points1 point ago

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Please tell me that was the actual report.

[–]op8U4ia 2 points3 points ago

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I would not be surprised of that was the real report, considering his bio claims he did NOT poop among many other ludacris things.

[–]Codyyblake1 5 points6 points ago

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*ludicrous. It is not spelled like the rapper's name.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Move, bitch!

[–]Detective_Mills 3 points4 points ago

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Get out the dictionary, get out the dictionary bitch, get out the dictionary.

[–]Gerth13 3 points4 points ago

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TIL

[–]MasterStevans -4 points-3 points ago

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Still more believable then the bible