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[–]Thor4269 35 points36 points ago

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wow thats creepy

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Not so sexy are you now, Flanders?

Kinda stupid looking though.

[–]Zsamot 1 point2 points ago

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wow thats exactly what I said to myself outloud.

[–]pcgamerwithamac 54 points55 points ago

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Wanna puff on a reeferino?

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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They told me the devil would be handsome.

[–]HeyItsASquirrel 7 points8 points ago

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They told me Satan would be attractive

I feel like a douche saying this, but, FTFY.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Hmm. I can't be sure, but it's just my recollecting it from what feels like ten years ago.

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 3 points4 points ago

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[–]benjaminius 23 points24 points ago

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IMO, "Soon diddly oon" sounds better, but what do I know?

[–]gstatty 7 points8 points ago

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yes, this, or Soonely Doonely, but I like yours better.

[–]Tfish 4 points5 points ago

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I think soonely doonely sounds more organic with his speaking pattern. Soon diddly oon just doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

[–]AlphaEnder 2 points3 points ago

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So...I've sat here muttering the terms from this thread to myself for the past thirty seconds, trying out how they sound. People are starting to give me weird looks.

Edited to sound better

[–]JMFWeezypop 7 points8 points ago

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even creepier because he isn't wearing glasses

[–]Pieloi 8 points9 points ago

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oodley doodley, iddly oddly!

[–]electricfoxx 6 points7 points ago

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[–]HolyHolyHolyHoly 3 points4 points ago

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No los gusta Flanders, es un hombre estupido.

[–]russiangn 2 points3 points ago

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"Shut up Flanders". "Diddly Doo"

[–]snap_wilson 4 points5 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]polezo[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Found on Canvas

[–]kraz023 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, yes.

[–]BrownNote 1 point2 points ago

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Was anyone else expecting this?

[–]Kompa_ 0 points1 point ago

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You win this round...

[–]Zachii 0 points1 point ago

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I actually laughed but without sound, it was pretty awkward.

[–]RegencySix 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Zachii 0 points1 point ago

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haha ^ What a weird dude :P

[–]violentlymickey 0 points1 point ago

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I giggled.

[–]MiguelKantorito 0 points1 point ago

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this is great

[–]FoobarMontoya 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, deserve an upvote

[–]jeffrexsave 0 points1 point ago

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its times like these im so glad im addicted to reddit, because i just KILLEd myself laughing

[–]chaomeister 0 points1 point ago

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I swear to god he blinked. **checks file extension for .gif *

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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[–]N37d7W 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't Ned wear glasses?

[–]Willie_Main 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it and would greatly appreciate some kind of clarification.

[–]thang1thang2 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong that the title reminded me of the guy behind the fence in Tim Allen's home improvement. The neighbor, Wilson.

[–]prep20 0 points1 point ago

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well circle cut my bacon!

[–]ElegantMess 0 points1 point ago

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"Do you feel angry ned?"

"Absolutely not-a-rino"

[–]itspawl 0 points1 point ago

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That scared the shit out of me for some reason.

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid insanely homicidal Flanders.

[–]MelisSassenach 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my GOD I just lost my mind in class. You have to put a warning on these things jesus christ.

[–]RushKah -1 points0 points ago

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Last diddley ass?

[–]AnarchoAphid -1 points0 points ago

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Actually lol'd. Good work.