These kind of Christians are so stupid it's painful.

These kind of people are so stupid it's painful.

FTFY

You ask anyone walking down the street what humans evolved from, and you'll probably get "monkey" as an answer.

I don't care what religion that person subscribes to (atheism included, naturally)- that's the answer you're likely going to get. Why? Because that's the popular definition of evolution.
Is it correct? No. But you may be unsuccessful getting them to change that opinion. It's an uphill battle to get more mainstream Christian leaders to put away the scientific concordism while reading and teaching origins of the Universe from the Bible (to our discreddit, this is the reason why about half of Christian students lose their faith while proceeding through higher education, though this is changing): this is difficult because of the "all-or-nothing" effect (i.e. not taking one section literally making a case to disregard ALL the Bible, and that's false since the Origins stories are a different type of writing than the entire rest of the book and you don't lose the messages of faith central to the stories within).

I mean... do you honestly think that the presence or absence of religion changes the intelligence level of an individual? Because it doesn't. There are lots of "dumb" atheists out there who analogue the Christians you hear about so much. Likewise, there are lots of smart Christians who understand certain things about the Bible that aren't intuitive at a first glance.

And speaking of telling:

What is the deal with this whole "witness" thing? If you live in America and don't know the "Jesus story" then you're probably blind and deaf.

Because some actually haven't heard, or are at a point in their lives where they're searching for answers and want to hear what someone else has found to be that answer. Perhaps either some event, or they're just looking out the window and think "This seems a little too perfect to be 'natural'" (though the stereotypical atheist laughs in the face of that argument) makes them think this.

Giving someone something to think about who WANTS to think about it and pursue it is a powerful thing to do. That's Witnessing 101, my friend, and it does work and lead to changed lives. (Though to one who does not believe they would quickly dismiss supernatural aspects of that)