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[–]pndn 22 points23 points ago

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Wrong, it's "copy-pasta"

[–]Ermott 16 points17 points ago

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That's ok, the parrot has sopa to clean his copypasta pot.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Is that a giant bird or a tiny kitchen?

[–]bmlbml 1 point2 points ago

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both! wait a second...

[–]baseballbear[!] 10 points11 points ago

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that happens to be my ps3 background and mousepad: http://i.imgur.com/8ZDvd.jpg

[–]bearsa113609 1 point2 points ago

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Where get mouse pad tell now me please.

[–]ThatDamnGrei 13 points14 points ago

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

[–]Variance_on_Reddit 7 points8 points ago

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birds never seem to know to boil the water before you put the spaghetti in. I'm not racist, I'm just saying, whenever someone's cooking spagehtti and they forget to wait until it boils to put the pasta in, it's always a bird cooking. Every time.

[–]SukaPahpah 9 points10 points ago

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Why that is the most accurate representation of Reddit i have seen to date.

[–]SirhcAdrbohc 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't agree more.

[–]Tupandactylus 4 points5 points ago

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This is fantastic.

[–]Fishfisherton 3 points4 points ago

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Just so you know this isn't exactly the right subreddit, try r/pics

[–]avalokitesvara 2 points3 points ago

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laughed my fucking ass off, this is so true.

[–]dirty_fingers 4 points5 points ago

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Damn straight, reddit is made of reposts.

[–]SwaqMeOut 1 point2 points ago

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Yes

[–]itsfineitsfine 1 point2 points ago

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Bird internet

[–]Infintinity 2 points3 points ago

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We're going to need a bird law expert if we expect to make any headway with this bird-SOPA bill.

[–]izon514 -1 points0 points ago

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FOLLOW DOGLAW. TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF DOGSPEAK.

Reference

[–]Bellstrom 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. It's made of pasta. Specifically, copypasta.

[–]Eivindtm 1 point2 points ago

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Repasta

[–]dayus9 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dildostickshift 1 point2 points ago

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head of nail, hit

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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This is a photograph from the pets.com book of how to make parakeet pasta? I'm pretty sure it is.

[–]HeyGuysHey 0 points1 point ago

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Might be just me, but I suddenly found how ironic OP's post is.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

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and you are correct.

[–]Piperatthegates 0 points1 point ago

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You, sir, have been touched by His noodly appendage indeed.

[–]sternslovchild 0 points1 point ago

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It's a cookatoo

[–]10000gildedcranes 0 points1 point ago

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Technically, that's a young budgerigar which is a type of parakeet. That's dollhouse furniture. It's also adorable.

[–]CyberbladeWolf 0 points1 point ago

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Close, but the bird should be making bacon not pasta.

[–]Soulesson 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if giant bird or tiny house.

[–]HailPresidentSkroob 0 points1 point ago

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How did you get into my kitchen?

[–]ILoveAMp 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you meant that this was the first post ever made on reddit.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Parakeet pasta?

[–]orus 0 points1 point ago

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I thought for a moment that this is THE first post on Reddit.

[–]mikestg 0 points1 point ago

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first post on reddit, wrong sub-reddit.

[–]freexxspirit 0 points1 point ago

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You're doing it right.

[–]ballsack66 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit is made of pasta?

[–]zdubs 0 points1 point ago

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You're missing a kitty and a fry meme poster in the kitchen and then you would be set.

[–]Floppyboobsack 0 points1 point ago

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Pasta is high in carbs don't eat that shit.

[–]SirhcAdrbohc 1 point2 points ago

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On the other hand, pasta is fucking delicious.

[–]Floppyboobsack 1 point2 points ago*

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Just like reddit, delicious but full of empty calories.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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reposts? yeah, mostly.

[–]DoctorLipschitz -1 points0 points ago

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Nobody cares that it's your first post.