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Birth of a supervillian (i.imgur.com)

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[–]iamjakeparty 161 points162 points ago

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They all made out, but none of them made it out alive.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 29 points30 points ago*

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"Because I poisoned the drinks...oh wait. Fuck."

[–]Immynimmy 9 points10 points ago

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FLIP. FLIP FLIPADELPHIA!

[–]durtmcgurt 6 points7 points ago

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He has spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocaine powder.

[–]ZuqMadiq 4 points5 points ago

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by this logic tomorrow's supervillians will be redditors...

[–]Xjjediace 42 points43 points ago

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Yes, have your petty relationships. Lets see how much the power of love helps you when you realize your drinks taste ... of almond. MUHAHAHAHA

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 4 points5 points ago

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*bitter almond. And because bitter almonds contain cyanide.

[–]Magnesus 2 points3 points ago

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The taste is the same though.

[–]LordFoom 7 points8 points ago

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Except for the, you know, bitterness.

[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point ago

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Ricin.

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 0 points1 point ago

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Rice n' beans?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Why yes, they do taste of sweet sweet almonds. Thanks!"

"Wait, sweet almonds? Godamit!"

[–]sicinfit -4 points-3 points ago

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To be honest I'd rather stab myself in the urethra with a serrated rusty nail.

[–]aml439 2 points3 points ago

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a rusty screw?

[–]Lazook 16 points17 points ago

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He looks like he already poisoned all of their drinks.

[–]fappyday 14 points15 points ago

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Invents Super Herpes to get back at everyone. I thought to call him Forever Alone Guy, but the acronym is offensive.

[–]caraluna 4 points5 points ago

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Forever Alone... Person?

[–]Dark1000 -3 points-2 points ago

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Forever Alone Man

[–]meganisgreat 68 points69 points ago

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Birth of forever alone

[–]exit_flagger 5 points6 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

[–]Skafsgaard 9 points10 points ago

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Say that again?

[–]Borborygm 26 points27 points ago

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Birth of forever alone.

[–]PFCDoofles 13 points14 points ago

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SAY BIRTH OF FOREVER ALONE ONE MORE TIME MOTHER FUCKER!

[–]Solid364 22 points23 points ago

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But, you seem so angry about it, I don't know if I should...

[–]stachen 9 points10 points ago

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BIRTH OF FOREVER ALONE ONE MORE TIME MOTHER FUCKER!

[–]strongscience62 2 points3 points ago

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what?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Yass, upvote for quoting that stone cold mothafucka Samuel L Jackson..

[–]frapz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]borkedhelix 14 points15 points ago

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The Last Supper... of their lives.

[–]TwistedNipple15 -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there lol

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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There was me, that is Alex...

[–]BPsandman84 2 points3 points ago

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I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit, have a hug.

[–]MercutioCapulet 1 point2 points ago

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This deserves more upvotes.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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And to you, fair Mercutio.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"All the worlds a reddit and all the men and women merely assholes"

Ftfy.

[–]Whybother553 6 points7 points ago

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Who would take this picture? Just seems mean lol

[–]firedocter 31 points32 points ago

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His girlfriend.

[–]PhilippOK 49 points50 points ago

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Optimist detected

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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His mom

[–]QreepyBORIS 8 points9 points ago

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Ninth wheel. Ouch.

[–]druhol 4 points5 points ago

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Birth of an alcoholic, more like.

[–]TheWingedPig 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone else think of this?

[–]Original_juju 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypp1y9zfAv8

[–]berbertron 14 points15 points ago

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He's DRINKING BALTIKA!

[–]CNC_dude 9 points10 points ago

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I came here wondering if anyone else saw him holding a bottle of Russian hangover juice.

[–]berbertron 5 points6 points ago

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me too!

[–]zip212 8 points9 points ago

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I think it's Zhigulevskoe.

[–]antonbe 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, it's either that or kvas

[–]Huge23 0 points1 point ago

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you're right! Zhigulyovskoe detected! http://www.lulzov.net/images/200812/71h7itc09djr.jpg

[–]huntrguy102 2 points3 points ago

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see I thought it was a bottle of Kvas.

[–]yurilebbie 4 points5 points ago

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I agree, my dear sir, that I too belived it was a bottle of kvas when I first glanced at it. You are not the only one of your kind.

[–]berbertron 1 point2 points ago

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no it's a lager

[–]lurklurkmuthatruka 0 points1 point ago

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7 is my fav

[–]jofosho 3 points4 points ago

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Soon...

[–]katiecrimespree 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man. I got invited to Olgard's makeout party but I turned it down since I'm not able to time travel to the 70's. I guess I left him hanging.

[–]Colvanila 2 points3 points ago

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Or an alcoholic.

[–]BFPinkerton 2 points3 points ago

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Drinking some milk-plus

[–]PPpwnz 2 points3 points ago

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And then, on a cold and dismal day, the once kind but misunderstood young man, drawing upon memories of his countless failed attempts at love and romance, struck down those that had so often spurned him, and his vengeance was glorious.

[–]ellevehc 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit, why do all russian pictures look so ... russian? Is it the food/drink? The type of cameras? Lighting?

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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How I feel In high school

[–]ElGuano 2 points3 points ago

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Brat_OK?

[–]Auoja 1 point2 points ago

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My thoughts exactly. If it is, they are in big trouble. I heard that someone once killed his SCVs and he killed their entire family

[–]Lastsight 2 points3 points ago

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They all made out.

No one made it out alive.

[–]cookieninja27 2 points3 points ago

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Those kisses are all so awkward. I almost didn't notice him.

[–]gcccpp 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Hitler's prom party.

[–]bartpieters 2 points3 points ago

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Research shows that 8 of 9 people enjoy going to parties.

[–]Ghash 2 points3 points ago

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But who took the picture?!

[–]yoshi314 2 points3 points ago

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this photo depicts my teen years in a nutshell.

[–]OckhamsRaiser 8 points9 points ago

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There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie Boy and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milk plus - milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.

[–]pilord 1 point2 points ago

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Yes....yes.....YESSSSS! MUA HA HA

[–]thegrayven 1 point2 points ago

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Mwuhuhu....drinking all the booze while no ones looking

[–]cookiemonster87 1 point2 points ago

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i like the one girl in the bunny ears. no one else is wearing any kind of costume, why is she wearing bunny ears?

[–]deadwisdom 1 point2 points ago

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And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,

To entertain these fair well-spoken days,

I am determined to prove a villain

And hate the idle pleasures of these days.

[–]CopiousLoads 1 point2 points ago

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Soon dear Gloucester soon.

[–]IOnlyUseFiveWords 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of this film

[–]TheYachtMaster 1 point2 points ago

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Those are obviously all his bitches and he's just lending them out

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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That was me tonight. Pretty great!!! So much fun.

[–]F-rn 1 point2 points ago

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This is how i feel when i go to my friends house now...

[–]punyparker89 1 point2 points ago

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So everybody just assumes that he's not getting blown under the table...

[–]meganisgreat 1 point2 points ago

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Birth of forever alone

[–]is_russian 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

[–]morewaffles 0 points1 point ago

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is russia as odd as the internet portrays it?

[–]TheHippieMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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You should have let him join the fraternity, but it's too late now that he's Electro. May the grace of Spider save us all.

[–]amyrajk 0 points1 point ago

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What is going on here?

[–]kampamaneetti 0 points1 point ago

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But who was cam?

[–]BrickWiggles 0 points1 point ago

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But who's taking the picture?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But then... who was camera???

[–]Funnyguy17 0 points1 point ago

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Bazinga!

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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That's why they say "love is all you need" I guess...

[–]gmurt 0 points1 point ago

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Or an alcoholic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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did someone say.."Awkward!"

[–]Vextion 0 points1 point ago

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Soon...

[–]carniemechanic 0 points1 point ago

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I know well how that feels.

[–]windchime159 0 points1 point ago

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Who would just sit and stay there?

[–]PhoneySoprano 0 points1 point ago

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I know how he feels....

[–]dGasim 0 points1 point ago

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in soviet russia birthday guy gets nothing.

[–]GarretFuller 0 points1 point ago

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Lazy college senior anybody?

[–]7samurai 0 points1 point ago

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This happens in my family too because there are four male cousins and three female cousins all of nearly the same age, so one of the guys sometimes gets left out. Usually those crazy girls find a way to accommodate all of us though, you know what I mean ;)

[–]LegendTripper 0 points1 point ago

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Alex DeLarge!

[–]groie 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that guy... Husky Starcraft?

[–]azimir 0 points1 point ago*

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I expected this image, but was not disappointed. Maybe they should team up to destroy good forever? Or maybe just join the Russian parliament?

*Ninja edit: It seems that the image comes from a set on Russian high school graduations, which look uniformly way more interesting than my mundane US one was. Here looks to be the aftermath of the evil genius' plot being exposed!

[–]meatriot 0 points1 point ago

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Forever sippin'

[–]omguard 0 points1 point ago

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Freddie Mays?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why so serious?

[–]thenerdherd 0 points1 point ago

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Now the Nightmare's real. Now Dr. Horrible is here

[–]AAARRRGGG1 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure?

[–]Taticus 0 points1 point ago

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Can you spot the redditor in this picture?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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omg, don't you get it? It's obviously his gf that it holding the camera!

[–]iamcq -1 points0 points ago

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ma brotha!!

[–]cmykaye -1 points0 points ago

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Shawty whatcha drank?

[–]EmbraceTheRage -1 points0 points ago

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You mean the birth of a serial killer?

[–]Thunderkleize -1 points0 points ago

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Was gonna upvote but it was at 666.

[–]dbandy2 -1 points0 points ago

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birth of a repost

[–]Almost-Famous -2 points-1 points ago

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This was so me... Until I got in a band, then it was all those guys sitting there alone.

[–]lenaw792 -2 points-1 points ago

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more like birth of SOONervillian

[–]The_Resisty -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone else think of Sheldon, from Big Bang Theory?

[–]Dirrwen 1 point2 points ago

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No, but now that you mention it. Sorta.

[–]muumuu88 -2 points-1 points ago

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Mayor of Derpville at press conference: "This city is being plagued by a new type of villain long pause he goes by the name, COCK BLOCKER. Not an ass has been tapped since he showed up we need a hero to stop this menace, who shall rise to the challenge?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CAPTAIN SEX BLOCKER!!

[–]Khaze -3 points-2 points ago

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Note: Supervillain is sandwiched by two girls. All the other guys are back to back with guys. Therefore, GAY. Logic.