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[–]iPhown 10 points11 points ago

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Goofus gets shit done and is not hungy.

[–]WildMagnemite -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, but Goofus has his collar popped, so that adds about 50 Douchebag points......

[–]1337and0 6 points7 points ago

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Oh cmon, the last one is comparing oranges to apples!

[–]maecena 2 points3 points ago

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Ah I remember these in Highlights! Also the reason I didn't mind dentist visit as much.

[–]Mr_Snobes 2 points3 points ago

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Goofus seeks retaliation for being given an idiotic name.

[–]nordictuesday 1 point2 points ago

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Highlights magazine was the reason I loved running to get the mail as a little kid.

[–]Apocalex 1 point2 points ago

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Goofus just made CEO, Gallant is homeless because he refuses to accept welfare.

[–]chrys0poeia 1 point2 points ago

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Oranges are a lot easier to share than apples :I

[–]simplymac 0 points1 point ago

I find it hilarious that the emoticon you used looks exactly like Apple Kid's face from Earthbound/Mother 2.

[–]dxprog 1 point2 points ago

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I always identified more with Goofus. Gallant just seemed like a goody two shoes attention whore.

[–]HomeButton 1 point2 points ago

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Moral of the story: don't eat apples.

[–]Ace_Mazta 1 point2 points ago

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thanks for the nostalgia

[–]pianomanDylan 0 points1 point ago

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My parents don't get memes, I ended up finally explaining GGG and SS in terms of these guys.

[–]rogerhahn 0 points1 point ago

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I think that there are some euphemisms here.

[–]omnomchomsky 0 points1 point ago

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Lesson learned: apples are for dicks.

[–]iceman26 0 points1 point ago

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thats not fair. its wayyy easier to share an orange than an apple!

[–]BoogsterSU2 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Peter & Flem from those All That sketches were original, too....

[–]SpaceManiac 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's a testament to my weird memory that I haven't thought about this in years, knew immediately what it was, and have no recollection of seeing it before.

[–]sebas0014 0 points1 point ago

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Goofus cheats on a football game Gallant accepts his loss and congratulates his opponent Goofus beats up nerdy kids and makes fun of them Gallant lets everyone join in on the game Goofus pushes other girls in class Gallant holds the door open for girls Goofus steals things from the shop Gallant saves his money responsibly to purchase what he wants Goofus spanks Cindy and tells her she wants his cock Gallant sends Cindy flowers with a note and some chocolates Goofus takes Cindy to prom Gallant takes his cousin to prom Goofus gets Cindy drunk and gets her pregnant Gallant dies forever alone