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[–]whiely 17 points18 points ago

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Sigh.. I just spent 5 minutes watching that gif over and over. Then the next five minutes trying to replicate it.. sigh..

[–]CherrySueDointheDo 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, I just did the exact same thing! :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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hey me too!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You two are strange people.

[–]Snakster 6 points7 points ago

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Kiss.

[–]GAndroid 1 point2 points ago

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My answer usually is "you actually expected me to not be single!! What an achievement! !!"

[–]JoeNev9 0 points1 point ago

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pics or it didn't happen

[–]ramzie 59 points60 points ago

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[–]jorapi 28 points29 points ago

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note to self: always use imgur

[–]PseudoChemist 5 points6 points ago

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note to self: save this link for next week.

[–]_youngdeezy_[S] 50 points51 points ago

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i'm a terrible individual and a poor excuse for a redditor.

[–]ramzie 13 points14 points ago

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dont sweat it bro:D

[–]Icouldbeanyone 3 points4 points ago

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It's all good. The only ones that don't get called out on reposts that get mega karma are the ones in a secret reddit society that allow them to repost every day.

[–]Zhoir 4 points5 points ago

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We'll be seeing you soon Icouldbeanyone.

[–]Icouldbeanyone 1 point2 points ago

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I'm won't be the person you think I am. I'll be the individual in the background wishing I was that cool.

[–]strike05 1 point2 points ago

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upvote for posting it first

[–]devilbird99 0 points1 point ago

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pats on back

[–]ramblerandgambler 20 points21 points ago

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"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know someone who'd be angry if they heard me say that."

[–]AgentConundrum 2 points3 points ago

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Jimmy Carr?

[–]ramblerandgambler 17 points18 points ago

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Mitch Hedberg

[–]AeBeeEll 0 points1 point ago

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Funny how it's possible to read it in either of their voices and it still works.

[–]Cruxette 5 points6 points ago

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Desperately trying to remember what the original context is here...

[–]SlayerFan1993 9 points10 points ago

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I think when Monica met a funny co-worker, making Chandler jealous, so everyone fake-laughed at everything he said to make him feel better.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Bingo. This is Joey's response to Chandler asking "Did you tell her what we talked about?"

[–]Cruxette 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! Thank you!

[–]AntennaBoy 4 points5 points ago

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That's the same reaction I have when someone asks me if I'm gay.

[–]myksane 5 points6 points ago

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when someone asks if im reposting...

[–]agentsf 4 points5 points ago

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When someone asks if i'm married http://i.imgur.com/uqbNb.gif

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[–]Zeppelanoid 33 points34 points ago

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?

[–]Airazz 18 points19 points ago

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!

[–]mileylols 14 points15 points ago

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$

[–]Airazz 7 points8 points ago

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that makes no sense

[–]Kashii 13 points14 points ago

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Neither does this colon:

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 3 points4 points ago

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Nor does this semi-colon;

[–]artgames 4 points5 points ago

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Unless your a programmer;

[–]toastjam 14 points15 points ago

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Error: unknown token "your" at line 1 column 8.

[–]artgames 0 points1 point ago

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I overloaded my "your" :P

[–]RaiseYourGlass -1 points0 points ago

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colon 8

[–]awesomeman23 -5 points-4 points ago

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or this semi-colon;

[–]grimmymac 9 points10 points ago

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I'm ok with you doing this on every post.

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[–]UltraJake 2 points3 points ago

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This actually made me laugh pretty hard.

[–]Icouldbeanyone 2 points3 points ago

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Alanah Rae?

If I'm right, I've been single far too long.

[–]GermanEngineering 0 points1 point ago

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nope, Joy Harmon

it's from Cool Hand Luke - Youtub Link to the scene (NSFW)

[–]Icouldbeanyone 0 points1 point ago

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I feel much better that I'm wrong. Then again, I thought I had a good knowledge of tits, I suppose not.

[–]Desper 1 point2 points ago

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:| Scroll scroll Ooh a link to a gif!

Opens gif :O

[–]TheLoveKraken 0 points1 point ago

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And suddenly I realise that somewhere on the internet there must be a site composed entirely of shots of women pressing themselves against glass AND I MUST FIND IT.

[–]Coryhero 12 points13 points ago

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Is it odd that the thing that aroused me most was her stomach?

[–]BogHead 3 points4 points ago

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no. stomachs are sexy as hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfXtmnxhtTY

[–]Blacknuman 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for posting this video.

[–]workingHard 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Heatbeat 1 point2 points ago

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Weirdest boner ever.

[–]TheRoachOn12 1 point2 points ago

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Im saving this for study purposes.

[–]Alexis_ 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of god.

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[–]Stripe-less 3 points4 points ago

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I initiate my 3-step plan when asked this:

(1) Pause; let tension grow

(2) Lean in for kiss

(3) Check gender of target

[–]LeonProfessional 11 points12 points ago

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[–]prose-before-hoes 0 points1 point ago

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What is the context of that?

[–]LeonProfessional 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fremen13 1 point2 points ago

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Ouch man. Ouch.

[–]Therapist13 1 point2 points ago

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there needs to be a 'friends' subreddit! where can we find more friends gifs?

[–]ObligitoryPuzzleRoom 0 points1 point ago

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It... it's finally happened. I've been on Reddit long enough to remember the last time I saw this on the front page.

I don't know whether to celebrate or drop a toaster in my bathtub.

[–]RaiseYourGlass 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for being the first Friends gif i've ever seen.

[–]indecisive311 0 points1 point ago

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Same goes for when someone asks if I'm married...

[–]ohsnape 0 points1 point ago

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Much better for my self esteem when I watch the yeah first, followed by him laughing.

[–]Wedge590 0 points1 point ago

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You get asked if you're single about once a year....maybe

[–]pyro138 0 points1 point ago

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I'm usually pretty surprised that someone would think I'm apparently an ok enough guy to have a girlfriend. It's like a compliment!

[–]avidadrienne 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the best show EVER!!

[–]Slutmaster83 0 points1 point ago

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And this is funny because you really aren't single?

[–]sodhi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_Want_My_DownVotes -1 points0 points ago

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I do it without the laughing part and more with the cry afterwards.

[–]M_R_Big 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure this is a repost.

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[–]mileylols 2 points3 points ago

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What do boys on reddit do?

[–]_youngdeezy_[S] 9 points10 points ago

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dick pics.

[–]mileylols -3 points-2 points ago

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lol

[–]Aurora_B 0 points1 point ago

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ME TOO! Can we be friends?

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[–]Aurora_B 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet! :D

[–]SecretNerdBrah 0 points1 point ago

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Yehhhhh... "choice"

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[–]SecretNerdBrah 2 points3 points ago

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After reading that. It's defiantly "choice".

[–]sodhi 1 point2 points ago

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It is definitely not defiantly.

[–]SecretNerdBrah 0 points1 point ago

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It's thank you, not fuck you.