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[–]vashed 117 points118 points ago

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They missed the girl in the back also looking

[–]walshy420 51 points52 points ago

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*2 girls in the back

[–]vashed 13 points14 points ago

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Meh, if you're referring to the girl to the far left, you can't see her eyes so can't really tell what she's looking at.

[–]sirbobobaggins 11 points12 points ago

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also missed the guys sitting right next to her

[–]heracleides 4 points5 points ago

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You can tell by the position of her head.

[–]iHearYouLike 7 points8 points ago

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You can tell by the position of my head...

[–]OriginalPhee 3 points4 points ago

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I can tell by the pixels.

[–]Epicman -1 points0 points ago

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No you can't. YOu can tell her head is pointed towards the left. There is a whole half a stadium to the left. she could be looking anywhere.

[–]klutch2 3 points4 points ago

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Have YOU SEEN dat ass?! There's no way she's not looking at it either.

[–]Epicman 5 points6 points ago

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This is the most convincing argument I have seen yet.

[–]oer6000 1 point2 points ago

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Her head is pointed to the left AND downwards. There's a whole stadium to her left, but I bet its not all at ground level.

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

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You can if you use the CSI application!!

[–]SplinterMuffins 9 points10 points ago

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Oh c'mon everyone in the picture is looking at her ass, even herself.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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And the guy biting his thumb because he doesn't have a good viewing angle.

[–]Skiingjoo 71 points72 points ago

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Matthew Parry looks like shit...

[–]nicknamed_nugget 63 points64 points ago

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So does Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond :P

[–]nixonrichard 0 points1 point ago

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The guy in the row behind him doesn't think so. He don't want no chica butt . . . he want dem man titties!.

[–]shinshanjr 0 points1 point ago

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Oh he has gotten fffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt.

[–]ofrire1 26 points27 points ago

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Could he look any worse?

[–]bvanman 7 points8 points ago

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At least he's dating Gwen Stefani.

[–]Skiingjoo 1 point2 points ago

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true that

[–]HailToTheVictors -4 points-3 points ago

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No she's married to Gavin Rossdale

[–]bvanman 25 points26 points ago

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Well yes, real life Gwen is married to real life Gavin. But we're talking about fake Matthew Perry and fake Gwen Stefani.

[–]simsicle 2 points3 points ago

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looks like thumb guy

[–]notsothrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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Jean Reno doppelganger .

[–]th3namelessguy 33 points34 points ago

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She probably shit her pants and it's leaking.

[–]PedanticDouchebag 11 points12 points ago

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Concession stand nachos. Every time.

[–]kernelhappy 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen about 6 minutes of her show and of course it was those six minutes. Nasty

[–]mynameisleo 6 points7 points ago

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someone probably slipped something underneath her and they're just waiting for her to sit on it

[–]slackinfux 77 points78 points ago

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Dat ass...is the only thing she's got going for her.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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I think it's the porn she did.

[–]slackinfux 33 points34 points ago

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If she did some real porn, I might better understand her popularity. Or at least fap to it.

[–]charbo187 2 points3 points ago

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she did do a real porn?

[–]ColdKentuckyRain 6 points7 points ago

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That wasn't a question?

[–]charbo187 35 points36 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgandy?

[–]ColdKentuckyRain 0 points1 point ago

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I...I can't beat that.

[–]neekneek 1 point2 points ago

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lol, if you want to call it that.

[–]fuzetsu -5 points-4 points ago

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Her popularity?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That sex tape was not appealing, even with her supreme derriere.

[–]Billy_Blaze 17 points18 points ago

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Kim KarDatAsshian

[–]omgimonfire 3 points4 points ago

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The star of this photo is in the lower right.

[–]n0ah895 2 points3 points ago

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Is the black guy Carl Cox?

[–]johnyutah 0 points1 point ago

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"I could rock some vinyl on that."

[–]nlderek 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking James Earl Jones?

[–]OHyeaaah97 4 points5 points ago

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looks photoshopped.

[–]TheShader 1 point2 points ago

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Came in to say the same thing. She does not look like she belongs in that picture.

[–]crowseldon 0 points1 point ago

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IT doesn't just LOOK photoshopped, it was photoshopped but it's still funny.

[–]Cheezburger 8 points9 points ago

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Would prefer a non-surgically enhanced ass though if im honest

[–]klsi832 15 points16 points ago

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Hey, she X Rayed it for proof, don't ruin it for me!

[–]Cheezburger 12 points13 points ago

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or at least that's what's Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we're off to a credible start

Yeahhh...

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[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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You maniac! Damn you! Damn you to hell!

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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proof is in the pudding, dearie.

[–]structureofmind 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, there is no proof that the guy with the sunglasses is looking at her ass

[–]Garathon 0 points1 point ago

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Why else do you wear sunglasses indoors?

[–]AnnArchist 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Mathew Perry has gained some weight and developed a drug problem.

[–]johnyutah 0 points1 point ago

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He had a drug problem through half of "Friends".

[–]MizerokRominus 1 point2 points ago

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Well I mean when something that large rears itself to you, you need to take attention as to the fact that it might crush you. This is just survival of the fittest at work her.

[–]phutch54 1 point2 points ago

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Cum-Dumpster!

[–]GitEmSteveDave 1 point2 points ago

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It's easily explained by basic orbital mechanics. The size of the depression her ass causes in the fabric of space times means that our eyeballs are tidally locked in their orbits to always be facing it.

[–]BIueBlaze 2 points3 points ago

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isnt it fake?

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Matthew Perry? Woah.

[–]Kylar_Stern 5 points6 points ago

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No, that is definitely not Matthew Perry.

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah I stared at it for like ten minutes and couldn't decide if it was a bloated Matthew Perry or som dude that looks like a bloated Matthew Perry.

[–]Rezinatoriously 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen it, it looks like her pants are filled with 2 gigantic bags of cellulite. Its just flap.

[–]noobz0rs777 0 points1 point ago

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assnificent

[–]poozank 1 point2 points ago

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asstastic

[–]enderdio 0 points1 point ago

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That man to the far right is about to sneeze.

[–]gowest04 0 points1 point ago

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well, as much as objectifying women is wrong, I'd be looking too. (being a dude, women can objectify me all they want.)

[–]incorrectsyourfacts 0 points1 point ago

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Brian cox?

[–]invisible_monkey 0 points1 point ago

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For all those guys, that's their chance to look at the world's most- or second-most-famous ass up close in person. I once saw Tyra Banks at a movie theater, and you're goddamned right I looked at her ass.

[–]kidmono 0 points1 point ago

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Was this at the Steelers vs Yankees game?

[–]downwiththedead 0 points1 point ago

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The guy on the left is actually choking because he noticed dat ass a moment before everyone else

[–]Howisdiscool 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the guy with sunglasses is also portrayed as looking.

[–]MartMillz 2 points3 points ago

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I like how he's smiling as though he thinks he's slick for having the shades on.

[–]babydum 0 points1 point ago

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her vagina is huge

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, and the one guy who found true love is happy looking at his girlfriend instead, and she's happy looking back at... hold on is she checking out Kim's ass too?

[–]icameherefrom4chan 0 points1 point ago

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cheesy rice be original for fucks sake

[–]EmbraceTheRage 0 points1 point ago

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Urgggghh. I'll pass.

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

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Green shirt guy wishes he hadn't brought his wife along.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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GoodGuy boyfriend laughing at girlfriend's stupid joke instead.

[–]ikaika92 0 points1 point ago

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I don't blame them

[–]siredward85 0 points1 point ago

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They were all waiting patiently til she stood up then...bam!

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

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I was in an elevator with her in Las Vegas last year. Dat ass has its own gravitational pull.

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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KILL EVERYONE

[–]thegreggler 0 points1 point ago

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Brad Garrett?

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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The guy with the NY hat is smiling. Must have been a really good thing to see.

[–]mindbanter 0 points1 point ago

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You missed this face and that eye

[–]LoveBlast 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SmileAfterReading 0 points1 point ago

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C'mon, if you see Kim Kardashian you are obligated to look at her ass.

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[–]johnyutah 4 points5 points ago

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That was the most non-interesting interesting story I've read today.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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She looks so fucking old and trashy in this picture..

[–]that_black_guy 0 points1 point ago

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One of the guys: Hey you've got something on the back of your pants. Let me get that off for you

[–]DnB_Pulse -2 points-1 points ago

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the guy in green at the back must be gay...

[–]BanzaiTree -1 points0 points ago

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That dumb bitch's disgustingly fake plastic alien face enrages every time I'm tricked into looking at it.

[–]bleunt -5 points-4 points ago

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I don't think the gay guy on the left is watching actually.

[–]TheCornbread -5 points-4 points ago

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This could have also worked as a "when you see it..." it took me a while to notice the black guy right behind her.

[–]trojan7815 -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey, guy in the green. . .don't act like you're not impressed. . .

[–]eaglebacon -2 points-1 points ago

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Golf Clap

[–]fkin_si -2 points-1 points ago

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photoshop

[–]randumnumber -3 points-2 points ago

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a porn star? It sounds like a joke but seriously she is 1 step away from sucking dick for money...I mean she practically already does.. suck basketball players off they buy you stuff. Like a legit escort service.