bad kid

iesvs · 9 months

When I was in day care I tried to paint a rainbow. The teacher thought it was the challenger rocket explosion and I received much praise... This lie will follow me to the grave.

ScottyDonz · 9 months

Don't worry guys, I was browsing 4chan when this thread was made and I took the liberty to save the rest.

FlusteredNZ · 9 months

As a grad student, I constantly daydream about spaceflight, and consequently draw space rockets all over anything in front of me. I deliberately try very hard to make them not look phallic in case anyone's watching, but sometimes rockets just look like that.

feralrage · 9 months

When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my friend used to draw spaceships landing in caves. So I thought it was pretty neat and followed along. We got caught and almost got suspended. I didn't even know what reproductive organs were named much less what they look like.

Eskapismus · 9 months

reminds me of WKUK - the Elephant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWltiNlFOQo

DFP_ · 9 months

Why did you edit out "BAD BOY" and replace it with "BAD KID"? I mean did that seriously change anything, make it funnier or more interesting?

Cyfen · 9 months

It's a rocket ship!

pinguz · 9 months

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Baroliche · 9 months

In my sixth grade english class we were told to write a poem. I wrote something about the beaches being open, and the people swimming until Jaws came in. I had horrible hand writing.

My teacher reads my poem, becomes enraged, and marches me to the head masters office. I am forced to sit out in the hall while she is in his office and I can hear her yelling about something.

Then I get pulled into the office, at this point, I am scared shitless. I walk in, she slams my poem down on the table in front of the head master and yells, "This is horrible, what if I had been Jewish?".

tl;dr I wrote a poem about people having fun at a beach until Jaws came in, and my teacher kicked me out of class because she thought I said it was until the Jews came in.

rtaylor35 · 9 months

thanks for not writing "poorly drawn ______" anywhere in this comic, much appreciated

hpymondays · 9 months

reddit has gone full retard.

inpher · 9 months

I did a space rocket in pre-school and was reprimanded because the teacher absolutely thought is was a military missile, it broke my heart that I could not explain. I was five and so shocked at the talking-to that I could not form a coherent counter-argument. It was a sad day for my astronaut dreams.

[deleted] · 9 months

That is hilarious. Coincidentally, my daughter draws fish that look really phallic. I am trying to encourage her to put fins and other features on her fish, and maybe make the tail pointy rather than round - just change anything kid, anything at all lol

Foucatswim · 9 months

That last face was pretty hilarious.

Daviddes90 · 9 months

I'm pretty sure I saw this comic in 4chan a few days ago.

Bioraiku · 9 months

I'm the creator of this. I posted it to reddit the same day I posted it to 4chan. It got downvoted in to oblivion =(

http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/nbdv7/lets_make_this_popular/

dumbkid · 9 months

Give some credit to 4chan at least

Solid364 · 9 months

He's obviously confused, we need to cure his confusion. Send him to camp.

ropers · 9 months

That reminds me of that one time I tried to make a computer joystick in clay modelling class. No, there's not much of a story. It looked like a penis. I mushed it instead of firing it in the kiln. The end.

jammah · 9 months

So he drew a cocketship?

PhillipPriddy · 9 months

it should be labeld NSFW. the first thing i saw was the messed up space shuttle drawing. bosses might get pissed

mattmanhu · 9 months

Something original that wasnt made with that faggot ragemaker? Can't be from reddit. Must be 4chan

Insidiator · 9 months

4chan

chason_htx · 9 months

This reminds me of The Professor Brothers. Good job.

Kruse · 9 months

Something like 8 percent of kids do it.

Tfish · 9 months

Reminds me of the time we were doing mad libs in class when I was a kid. The word I was looking for was organism, but what I said was orgasm. My teacher got pissed at me, and told me she would send me to the office if I said something like that again.

I had no idea what I did wrong as I had no idea what orgasm even meant.

tetralih · 9 months

I had a similar incident happen in my class. A student gave me a picture of him holding his favorite thing. He described it as "me holding my favorite thing" It looked like him holding a very large penis coming out of his pants. I finally asked him about it and he said it was the rocket he built. I had to have a male teacher explain to him why he needed to draw the rocket not coming out of his pants.

recalogiteck · 9 months

I tried to draw a picture of a shirtless and muscular Rambo when I was in school. I Got detention because Rambo's chest muscles ended up looking like female breasts.

Marc_the_Ardvark · 9 months

My friend drew a scene with worms from the game. Teacher thought it was a bunch of dicks mutilating each other.

[deleted] · 9 months

This was created in /b/ recently with the intent of creating a purposely shit meme and posting it to other sites to watch them circlejerk over it.

vxx · 9 months

Again?

JumboPatties · 9 months

Why is Hitler his teacher?

Rooftopknott · 9 months

What we weren't told is that the teacher was just scolding him on his apparent lack of art skills

th3An0nyMoose · 9 months

you forgot the vein, er, fuel line.

LupinIII · 9 months

"the day waldo went into seclusion"

Minored · 9 months

Arabic father is not amused.

Patron10 · 9 months

I just had a sudden realization that I must have done this a lot as a kid.

iBetaTestedUrGF · 9 months

This is actually very relevant to me because a week ago, in my german class my friend was drawing male genitalia on peoples notebooks. The teacher then proceeded to scold him for drawing rocket ships.

Sir_Derps_A_Lot · 9 months

Your name. It's from schfifty five.

rastanyan · 9 months

Upvote for Schfifty Five reference.

ZebKrumlauf · 9 months

Wish I could add another upvote for the Group X Arab username

Shurikane · 9 months

I did something very similar.

When I was a kid, my 6th grade class had to do thank you cards for the different teachers in the school. I was assigned the PE teacher.

Since I liked Popeye, my idea was to draw a strong guy popping open a can of spinach by squeezing it in his hand. Important: the lid opened towards him.

I wasn't aware of it but it ended up looking like the guy was about to shoot itself.

I got my ass absolutely handed over to me on a silver plate.

I started over, quickly drew "Thank you" between two badly drawn Greek columns, handed that in and GTFO.

Bored_ass_dude · 9 months

I don't know what I laughed more at, the comic, or the shape of the kid's head in the fourth box.

EliteKill · 9 months

So when I came to the US in 4th grade from Israel I went to an Elementary School called Palo Verde. On my first art lesson, we were told to draw whatever we liked, and I drew myself in an airplane waving to a house which says PLO VERDE. At that time tensions between Israel and the PLO (Palestinian Liberation Organization) where pretty big, so my teacher thought I was supporting terrorists or something...

Grammar-Hitler · 9 months

I have a feeling we'll be seeing that last panel again.

iliketurtles91 · 9 months

http://i.imgur.com/JgOT1.jpg my sister is a teacher; this was her student.

uavgas · 9 months

Sure, why not? But it should at least be marked NSFW.

dirtypony24 · 9 months

This is NOT funny. It doesn't belong here, no.

churchify · 9 months

I once drew a family portrait for a therapist. I drew my father shorter than myself because I'm a terrible artist with little to no spacial recognition. My father has been haunted by it since.

fapfapboom · 9 months

When I was in second grade, I drew a swastika on a tepee I was making in Arts & Crafts because I thought it was a Native American symbol. My next parent teacher conference came sooner than expected.

I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE · 9 months

4chan comic, originally titled 'bad boy'

taken, and edited to say bad kid, then renamed and posted.

Not a 4chan rybaby, but c'mon, this is just stupid.

Albaek · 9 months

Damn you seriously harvested some karma by that announcement.

ratbastid · 9 months

My very Southern preschool teacher asked us to draw our favorite weather. I drew hail.

When my teacher saw it and said, "Oh, that's rain!", I said "No, it's hail!"

She actually sent a note home telling my parents I swore.

Hail. Dammit.

momoney2001 · 9 months

Poor kid the teacher never even let the kid explain what it was.

I wouldve wrote 'Rocket' on the top. Kind of disturbing though ಠ_ಠ.

WaitWhatWait · 9 months

When I was a kid, maybe 10, I drew a cock, balls on either side of the (hanging) cock. The balls had eyes, and then I made a nice suave haircut out of the pubes. Even colored that fucker in, drew little pubes along the shaft a bit down, well shadowed veins and a nice big, purple plum with a smiling mouth on it at the end. A friend told me he'd give me 5 dollars if I wrote our teachers name under it and showed it to him. I did it, giggling like a retard meanwhile.

My teacher ripped it out of my hands, and next, instead of history or whatever, he held a 45 minute long detailed speech about what is ok and not ok, showing the picture I made the whole time as a prime example of whats not ok.

That day fucking sucked.

danceswithwool · 9 months

No....this can't be.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/TapYy.gif

p_U_c_K · 9 months

I'm an ardent believer that reddit should be user controlled and regulated. I feel like mods feel like if they don't justify their existence through constant changes and overcompensation that they'll lose whatever benefits they get and also that if they lose their ability to police the site, the site will fall into some sort of disrepair. People can learn, our CPU's are neuronet processors, learning computers. If someone posts something that is either too graphic (which I certainly hope isn't why this is being questioned) or in the wrong mod, it will be downvoted, or ignored, and it will DEFINITELY get atleast one message from someone either nerding it up and mocking them for their ignorance or mistake, and that person won't post here again.

So let us handle it. I find it more dangerous for a select few to make personal decisions than for one person to post a crudely drawn penis. FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM.

msamuels · 9 months

Unless you were the one to start this thread on /b/, fuck you

PermanentWaves · 9 months

I hope the "bad kid" face represents when adults misinterpret a kid's intentions/acts

CallowMethuselah · 9 months

relevant

Indykid8691 · 9 months

This is gold.

meclipse · 9 months

Indian Hitler doesn't like dicks.

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aurablithe · 9 months

I pity him... <:P

LOL

cspeed · 9 months

I like both things.

ironcoffin · 9 months

Don't forget to give credit to the /b/rothers that created this.

Mrblobbob · 9 months

repost of one that I had already deleted: http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/nhbbn/bad_boy/

Skeetronic · 9 months

Subliminal kid!

charlander · 9 months

face at the end wins

Skeetronic · 9 months

The teacher was tolerant

WhoAmIHmmm · 9 months

Sometimes it is hard when you dont express yourself the way you want ...

HELLO_YESTHISISDOG · 9 months

i saw this on facebook.. yesterday.

WHAAAAT

fizdup · 9 months

I am a science teacher. Teaching about gravity always involves rockets on the board. That ALWAYS involves children laughing. I pretend not to understand.

robotfarts · 9 months

I like his hitler mustache.

pastorcolin · 9 months

Definite redditor since he's into dicks

ahookerinminneapolis · 9 months

Yeah, he's using his wrong hand to draw.

prevenge · 9 months

its the little things like this

[deleted] · 9 months

... And thats why Waldo ran away forever

cacophonousdrunkard · 9 months

why did this make me so sad

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