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[–]timatron99 24 points25 points ago

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FOOD!

[–]RonWisely 5 points6 points ago

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Damn. I posted this, then scrolled down and saw you posted it first, so I deleted mine. Up vote to you.

[–]jyz002 1 point2 points ago

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fine you get a pity upvote

[–]LethalLlama 45 points46 points ago

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That is incredibly depressing.

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[–]BloomerL 16 points17 points ago

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The grass is always greener I suppose.

[–]ak_ 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe not on sand.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Frame III: "CANNIBALISM!!"

[–]IchBinEinSchlampe 13 points14 points ago

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[–]RonWisely 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this picture a couple days ago while Stumbling. Thought about posting it but went to karmadecay first and saw it had been posted several times. More people should use that site before posting things.

[–]tabereins 1 point2 points ago

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Cool, this will work out perfectly, they can just trade

[–]mishiesings 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a touring musician. This the perfect metaphor for Tour vs. Home.

[–]Tratix 2 points3 points ago

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why didnt you title it "LAND!!!" o_O

[–]joannchilada 0 points1 point ago

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No punchline in the title maybe?

[–]maxgoldbergonline 6 points7 points ago

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Should've titled this "falling in love works like this"

[–]Kijad 1 point2 points ago

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"Trade ya!"

[–]blooblop 1 point2 points ago

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What a love story!

[–]mostcool 1 point2 points ago

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Then they traveled through time 50 years to meet the Others.

[–]Copps1 4 points5 points ago

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RE-POST!

[–]oomph20 0 points1 point ago

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YEP

[–]Klay-A 11 points12 points ago

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NOTICE ME!

[–]LastRedCoat 0 points1 point ago

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We've got the land but they've got the view.

[–]Poprocks4 0 points1 point ago

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SPONGEBOB!

[–]burninater44 0 points1 point ago

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perspective

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that one Bugs Bunny cartoon.

[–]hytonight 0 points1 point ago

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TREE

[–]homerpalooza101 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShakeNBakey 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha last time i read this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

[–]Salinatorfragilis 0 points1 point ago

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That is the best example of when perception meets reality

[–]dmsheldon87 -1 points0 points ago

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give credit where it's due, dick.

[–]dekks -1 points0 points ago

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Land!!!

[–]sneaky_jesus -2 points-1 points ago

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Wouldn't it be obvious from the guy in the boat's point of view that it's just a small isolated patch of dirt in the middle of the sea?