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[–]cubanhawkeye 271 points272 points ago

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This is from a Jackie Chan movie.

[–]Bloagr 78 points79 points ago

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Whooooooo am I?!

[–]mechabeast 32 points33 points ago

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I DOOOOOOOONT KNOOOOOOOW!

j/k I love the roof top fight

[–]Bloagr 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah it's gotta be one of the best jackie chan fight scenes... except for the clog fight.

[–]notromantic 19 points20 points ago

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It looks dangerously similar to the last fight scene in an earlier movie of his, "The legend of the drunken master"

[–]Epicman 10 points11 points ago

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Fun fact: Mr. kickykick that he is fighting in the Drunken Master scene is his personal body guard.

Chea..imagine rolling up on Jackie Chan trying to mug him and then having to take on Jackie Chan AND this guy. RIP you.

[–]frenzyboard 6 points7 points ago

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That has a lot to do with Jackie's style of martial art. It's a showy form of kung fu developed for the Peking Opera.

Jackie likes to use props to choreograph fights, because they're more dynamic and unusual. They also add an element of surrealism and comedy to what, for all intents and purposes, would otherwise be a brutal fight. Think Bruce Lee's fights for comparison.

[–]rahtin 1 point2 points ago

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Like the way he used the glass bottles being hit at him in 'Rumble in the Bronx' to make it... less.... brutal...

Oh god that was horrible.

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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Also probably to do with kick heavy enemies.

[–]scrappster 2 points3 points ago

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upvote for linking those. Thank you so much :3

[–]seiyonoryuu 0 points1 point ago

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best drunken master technique? light em on fire with booze

[–]gussit 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for linky to clogs in the slogs

[–]Taygeta 0 points1 point ago

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Leg doubles! The guy doing the kicks didn't know how to pull kicks as stunt actors are suppose to. Jackie got annoyed after almost being kicked so many times in the takes so he asked his own bodyguard to be leg doubles. All the focus shots that were legs only were leg doubles.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't get any better than Jet Li in Kiss of the Dragon. Although I didn't like the movie that much, this is my favorite hand-to-hand combat fight out of any movies I've seen.

[–]ob1jabroni 1 point2 points ago

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I love the Legend of Drunken Master fights, but rooftop fight in Who Am I were very good as well.

[–]Krusty81 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer Ip Man myself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Amazing movies!

[–]mokoshina 1 point2 points ago

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Clog to the crotch that's gotta hurt.

[–]Kowzorz 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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The girls dem sugah?

[–]sethky 1 point2 points ago

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24601!!!

[–]RedAnarchist 8 points9 points ago

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Most things are.

[–]OmegaIris 0 points1 point ago

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super cop?

[–]JonnieGoodboyTyler 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114126/

I believe it's this one.

[–]cubanhawkeye 2 points3 points ago

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[–]YoungAndAimless 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna say.... this can't be effin real. Almost impossible to pull off in the heat of the moment. Thank you for this insight, might check out the movie.

[–]batikblu 53 points54 points ago

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Screw escaping the police. I'm just going to do this every time I go to the grocery store.

[–]SkyrimFTWFTW 24 points25 points ago

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Don't do it, man. I actually tried and fucked up my car real bad. They do it with special rally cars, as i learnt

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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i guess they made the phrase "dont try this at home" for you

[–]zeppelinfromled 39 points40 points ago

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But he wasn't at home. He was at the grocery store.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

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That's a fine point.

[–]donkeydiddler 13 points14 points ago

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Need a syncromeshed reverse gear and a different ratio in the steering rack so you can go lock to lock more quickly than a standard car.

[–]ThirdEy3 38 points39 points ago

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i know some of these words...

[–]donkeydiddler 23 points24 points ago*

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Lock to lock - turning the steering wheel completely from one side to the other until it can turn no more.

A different ratio of the gears inside the steering rack will let you turn from one side to the other more quickly (more sensitive steering). A standard steering rack takes 2.5 turns to go from being fully left to fully right, and vice versa.

Syncromesh reverse gear - basically means you won't grind all the gears and explode the gearbox if you try to slam the car into reverse before all forward motion has ceased. The vast majority of manual transmission cars don't have a syncromesh reverse gear and so will have bad things happen if you try to do that.

Edit to fix minor derp.

[–]pyroja 11 points12 points ago

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Minor correction: Most manuals DO have a syncro gearbox. That's why you can shift without having to rev-match.

Reverse is another story, though. 'Cuz if you pop out of gear really quick while going forward, your intermediate shaft is still spinning the wrong way. Then you grind it going into Reverse. You need a special gearbox that can deal with that.

[–]donkeydiddler 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah I was distracted and meant to type syncromesh reverse gear, not syncromesh gearbox.

[–]EssDes 2 points3 points ago

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TIL

[–]gtny 4 points5 points ago

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Not necessarily and probably not in this case.

The slide in this case is similar to a rear-entry slide, a regular 180-turn, or taking a hair pin (front entry but mechanics are the same - high gear entry, power off/neutral/rear-lock in the slide for momentum, power on at low gear). Full lock is not necessary either, for initiating hand brake turns (j-turns, forward 180s, etc) you only have to pull the wheel from 9-6 or so - a fast 1/2 rotation or so rather than the 1.5 for full lock. See Tiff doing a handbrake turn for proof.

What carries the car over is momentum. For manuals (most likely for the EVO), the car is going to be in neutral and power is off during the slide and the revs would be low enough to enter reverse right afterwards (Tiff enters 1st in the video but reverse would work too). Note that the car slows down a lot for a slight moment before it backs into the spot.

If it were one of those car shows where they pull 180's and go 30-40 mph in reverse (Top Gear show, various car shows, Universal Stunt Show) then yes, a special car with multiple synchro'd reverse gears would be necessary. At the speed this EVO backs up in, that is entirely not necessary.

[–]donkeydiddler 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that's true enough. I was mostly replying to this line "They do it with special rally cars, as i learnt".

Also, I love Tiff. Nothing ever gets that man down. So fucking happy.

[–]risingyeast 0 points1 point ago

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Granny shifting, not double clutching. You never had me!

[–]xenoph2 0 points1 point ago

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So what character do you play?

[–]NOACeulemans 102 points103 points ago

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Usually, when you think you see an empty spot from a distance, it's just a hatchback parked in deep.

/europeanworldproblems

[–]Rsardinia 38 points39 points ago

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American too now w/ these smart cars and mini coopers all about.

[–]LifeObserver 30 points31 points ago

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I happen to drive a mini and do my best to not pull all the way in when I park, it's funny there was a little owner's manual fun fact guide that came with the car that said something like... "Don't be a douche, line up the back of your car with the other backs of other cars when you park..."

[–]Rsardinia 18 points19 points ago

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Now that's more like it. I applaud any company with that kind of thinking. If everyone lived with the don't be an asshole golden rule the world would be a better place.

[–]LifeObserver 50 points51 points ago

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They call it a phantom spot

They even have this little section... thought it was funny

[–]fuzzybassoon 2 points3 points ago

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My friends and I invented a German word for this. We call it 'KleineWagenSchaden', as in 'small car misfortune'.

It really does seem to happen a lot these days.

[–]criitz 4 points5 points ago

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We call it a 'farking spot' - fake parking spot.

[–]motorcityvicki 1 point2 points ago

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Goddammit, now I want a MINI.

I'm addicted to groupthink and clever marketing. THANKS, REDDIT.

[–]cr0aker 0 points1 point ago

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Forget that shit. Bitch, get your hand off the shifter! I'm trying to drive here.

[–]JasonZX12R 0 points1 point ago

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Its a big deal w/ a bike. People will run your shit over if they arent paying attention and you park all the way up.

[–]kylearm -5 points-4 points ago

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TIL that people think the Mini is a small car. That's what I drive (fun car, BTW!), but it's the biggest car I've had in a very long time.

It seems to me that cars are getting bigger, not smaller. Look at the new Camaro, for crying out loud. It's the size of a family sedan. It should be 70% the size it is. Same for the Mustang. Sports cars are supposed to be small.

Look at the Camry. When I was in college I drove an '85 and an '86 (basically same car), and then in grad school I got a '91, which was noticeably bigger. I saw a new one the other day, but I thought it was an Allion or some other Toyota boat.

Too damned big, all of them.

[–]zeppelinfromled 5 points6 points ago

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You just learned today that people think a Mini Cooper is a small car? Do you not pay attention to the world around you or something?

[–]poktanju 1 point2 points ago

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For those having trouble parsing this, "world around you" means the USA.

[–]darkNiGHTS 2 points3 points ago

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If you live in the USA, yes, USA is the world around you.

[–]White_Racist 1 point2 points ago*

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It seems to me that cars are getting bigger, not smaller. Look at the new Camaro, for crying out loud. It's the size of a family sedan. It should be 70% the size it is. Same for the Mustang. Sports cars are supposed to be small.

You take that back you dirty whore. The cars you listed are not sports cars, they are muscle cars, and the new designs of the camaros, challenger, mustang et al come from a revival of their 1960's-1970's models and styling.

[–]11oops 17 points18 points ago

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Or any normal sized car hidden behind a fucking Suburban or Tahoe.

/americanproblems

[–]dossier 2 points3 points ago

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Trick is to look for the shadows (if it's light out).

[–]shabutaru118 3 points4 points ago

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FUCK YOOUUU, MY golf's been hit by people who think it isn't there TWICE.

[–]NOACeulemans 13 points14 points ago

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Then don't park it deep.

[–]ISHOULDSTARTDRINKING 2 points3 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]shabutaru118 0 points1 point ago

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but then people who park next to me either cant back out well or hit me trying too. Too much traffic at school. >_< Also, I'm paranoid of it being too far out because my dad's truck has been hit in parking lots like 15 times this year.

[–]NOACeulemans 6 points7 points ago

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The pains of anyone living in a world where the majority of drivers are complete idiots.

[–]redfitz -1 points0 points ago

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Your dad sucks at parking or driving or both.

[–]shabutaru118 0 points1 point ago

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No he just drives a MASSIVE truck and it sticks out, and idiots hit him in parking lots. He even parks far enough forward so his tires hit the curb usually. So he got one of these and people constantly skewer their radiators on it.

[–]coolsilver 0 points1 point ago

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I drive a truck and it doesn't have the turning radius a car does. This while effective, pisses me off because it is inches from my bumper in badly spaced parking areas.

[–]shabutaru118 1 point2 points ago

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what do you mean? your hitch isn't far enough out? or parking spaces are too small?

[–]coolsilver 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have one on my truck. I meant when having to make a wider turn to get in or out of the space. Mainly when cars parked too close to lines, makes it even more of a pain when you have a truck as they usually have a wider wheel base making it turn like a bus.

Overall also when the lane is a single car width.

[–]sapagunnar 0 points1 point ago

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That's annoying, but when there is a fuckin scooter in the middle of the spot I just feel like running it over.

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

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Happens in 'merica all the time. Mini Coopers and Miatas.

[–]PANCAKE_TIME 19 points20 points ago

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I can't do this because I drive a Crown Victoria.

Yeah, that's why...

[–]bottom_dweller 7 points8 points ago

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I can't do this because even after watching it about 20 times I still don't get the sequence of steps you'd need to carry out in order to make it happen.

I feel that it would likely turn out like my attempt to copy the other kids and do a cool 180 skid-stop on my bike when I was 12 did; except that I might be blacked-out for longer, would probably need even more stitches, and might well be paying out and apologizing for the property damage, injuries, and deaths of innocent bystanders for years to come.

[–]MyUsrNameWasTaken 4 points5 points ago

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[–]bottom_dweller 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah... I'd most likely end upside-down, dazed and confused, desperately but futilely trying to extricate my legs from a crumpled mess of metal before I became consumed by the ever-encroaching fire if I tried that.

[–]toadkiller -3 points-2 points ago

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Pretty easy. Clutch in, yank wheel all the way and lock steering to left while pulling handbrake, straighten steering to be going straight in reverse after 180 degrees of rotation, clutch out + shift to neutral while spinning, after spin complete release the handbrake and shift into reverse. Then steer into spot backwards.

Maybe not so easy...

[–]dan820 1 point2 points ago

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Sean??

[–]PANCAKE_TIME 0 points1 point ago

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I'm no Sean. Happy cake-day, Dan!!

[–]PepsiOnCoke -3 points-2 points ago

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Hello, this is dog.

[–]Ultra99 1 point2 points ago

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It's not a rear wheel drive, it's a Mitsubishi Evolution 6 I believe...and you can do this by traveling at roughly 60 kilometers per hour or so and pulling the handbrake, releasing the clutch once you're heading backwards and steering it into place.

[–]big_bad_mojo 0 points1 point ago

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You can be the one chasing the drift car!

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[–]ass_kicker32 0 points1 point ago

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Its not RWD, its an Evo5, IIRC and its AWD.

[–]Retanaru -2 points-1 points ago

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To do a j turn like this you use the handbrake (emergency brake). You can do it in front wheel drive and automatic cars too.

[–]marcocatena 34 points35 points ago

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Like a glove

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[–]Say_Ocean 3 points4 points ago

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K

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Ocean.

[–]Space_Masters 11 points12 points ago

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I saw someone try to do this in real life. I was leaving a cafe a little after midnight. There was a parking lot across the street. A pickup truck sped around the corner, cut his lights, pulled into the parking lot, but there was a cop car just sitting there with a cop drinking her coffee. So the guy must have freaked out, because when he pulled into the space, he hit the wall and he horn was stuck on. A few seconds later, the four cop cars that were chasing him came around the corner.

It could have been a pretty slick move. If that cop didn't happen to be there, and if he didn't crash into the wall, he would have completely blended in with the rest of the parking lot.

[–]mmcrfc 68 points69 points ago

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This gif is in black and white because it was on the internet before color film was invented.

[–]GRX13 10 points11 points ago

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This is essentially what you do in Assassin's Creed

[–]mercury888 3 points4 points ago

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Evo! <3

[–]TheBigBanger 6 points7 points ago

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This is from the 90s.

[–]nonameuser 3 points4 points ago

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MItsubishi evo sad that they are no longer made =(

[–]Pullout1979 2 points3 points ago

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In my world they are still being made. At Evo X I believe.

[–]nonameuser 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Pullout1979 0 points1 point ago

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Industry analysts would read the statement as indirectly hinting that the Evolution nameplate will remain, but is likely to be a environmentally friendly powertrain; Mitsubishi claims that their more "green" version of the Evolution will be just as good or even better in the performance category. According to mitsubishi after the outrage of the hinted deathmof the evo - wiki

[–]eblingdp 3 points4 points ago

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best jackie chan movie ever

[–]SociopathicAdviser 2 points3 points ago

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The best method of escaping the police is to avoid acquiring their attention in the first place.

Source: Lifetime of avoiding police.

[–]skkitzzo 7 points8 points ago

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Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Fwd:Re: CRAZY DRIVER ESCAPING PO LICE:RE:Fwd:fwd:fwd:

[–]chaos_switch 2 points3 points ago

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Re:Re:Re:Awd:Awd:Re: CRAZY DRIVER ESCAPING PO LICE:RE:Awd:awd:awd:

FTFY: Evo's have 4 wheel drive.

[–]ass_kicker32 0 points1 point ago

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AWD not 4WD

[–]chaos_switch 1 point2 points ago

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My bad; I thought they were synonymous.

[–]ass_kicker32 1 point2 points ago

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Forgive me if I was being a bit obtuse and pedantic, though; I was a bit drunk.

[–]chaos_switch 1 point2 points ago

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Not at all. TIL.

[–]AverageHero 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe shit this old reaches the front page. I remeber seeing this on funny junk about 8 years ago.

[–]DamagingExcess 1 point2 points ago

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Jakie Chan's Who am I. AWESOME movie

[–]ikokjones 1 point2 points ago

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It still looks the same after the 7th repost

[–]baka4191 0 points1 point ago

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shit on

[–]smeghammer 0 points1 point ago

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Could anyone else hear a siren or am i just mental?

[–]Edgerunner10 0 points1 point ago

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Before I clicked it I was like, "Please don't be the 180 driving spin to backwards park trick." and it was...still cool though I guess..

[–]jordanmeyer1991 0 points1 point ago

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This is just plain awesome!

[–]obvioustroll 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that from Jackie Chan's Who Am I?

[–]mtux96 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I believe so, but someone decided to try to make it look real by editting it to look as if it was from some security camera.

[–]skayfizzem 0 points1 point ago

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I saw someone try to pull a similar move by whipping into a parking where I had just parked. The only difference was the cop car was about 20 feet behind the guy trying to escape and the scene would have ended with the officer pointing his gun at the driver and yelling at him to get on the ground.

[–]goose2460 0 points1 point ago

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You've gotta love the gif that gets exponentially slower.

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

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This wouldn't work. Police have radios. They get your license plate out to their friends. They catch up to you. Trust me, I know these things.

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 0 points1 point ago

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Worth noting that this an Evo IV, and it's one of the cars in Gran Turismo 5, and probably earlier GTs as well.

[–]ahoyxmatey 0 points1 point ago

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Park it like it's hot!

[–]spitvalve92 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry reddit, Top Gear beat you to it.

[–]spartan337 0 points1 point ago

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As a cop I should downvote...but I can't.

[–]RokushoCom 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BOSS!

[–]grantly0711 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing this on ebaumsworld when I first used the Internet.

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

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I think this video was on the internet when it first began...

[–]Dekzter 0 points1 point ago

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Knew what it was going to be before I opened it.

Time to get off the internet.

[–]non_existing_person 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING OWNED!

[–]diabl020 0 points1 point ago

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JACKIE CHAN!!!!

[–]Aarmed 0 points1 point ago

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How to avoid the police: Don't break the law.

[–]qp9 0 points1 point ago

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FIFY

How to repost a GIF

[–]coolbeaNs92 0 points1 point ago

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Has to be one of the most reposted GIF's ever.

[–]MySperm 0 points1 point ago

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so...all the parked cars are black and the police officer knows he's chasing a white car and the only white car in the car park is his? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Vorlath 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in repost heaven.

[–]that-asshole-u-hate 0 points1 point ago

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older than the internet.

[–]Emocows -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]theyseemetr0lling -2 points-1 points ago

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I remember seeing this on some shitty phone 5 years back

[–]Le_Ferfer -1 points0 points ago

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i dont know about that though, because they'll recognize the license plate. but i do see what you did there..

[–]meliaesc 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure from whence you came, but my license plate is in the back. :)

[–]cohrt 1 point2 points ago

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ny requires a front and back license plate as do many other states

[–]meliaesc 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, yes I have seen it elsewhere, but I live in Georgia. I'm off to evade the cops!

[–]Le_Ferfer -1 points0 points ago

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i dont know WHAT country YOU live in, but where i am, it's on both front and back. you are a useless troll.

[–]meliaesc 0 points1 point ago*

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And you, good sir, are quite an ignorant(successful) troll. Have you tried google? I'm from the USA, in the state of Georgia.

Georgia Code § 40-2-41. Display of License Plates http://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-40/chapter-2/article-2/40-2-41/

You can find the full text law on http://www.lexisnexis.com/hottopics/gacode/Default.asp with a simple search.

According to eHow (verifiable elsewhere):

Nineteen states require only one license plate to be placed on the rear of the vehicle: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, and West Virginia.

[–]Le_Ferfer -1 points0 points ago

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i'm a Ms. and i'm from Tampa FLorida. so keep your opinions to yourself, because i really don't quite give a flying shit

[–]meliaesc 0 points1 point ago

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I sincerely apologize for the mistake, as I am a Ms. myself, but you seem to have quite a few personal problems which i hope you can resolve for your own personal happiness. Happy Holidays.

Before departing though, the eHow article did go on to state: Florida's statute (Florida Statute 316.605) requires in part that "[e]very vehicle...shall...display the license plate or both of the license plates assigned to it by the state, one on the rear and, if two, the other on the front of the vehicle, each to be securely fastened to the vehicle outside the main body of the vehicle not higher than 60 inches and not lower than 12 inches from the ground and no more than 24 inches to the left or right of the centerline of the vehicle."

Which implies it varies throughout the state. It's called open mindedness, and cultural relativism.

[–]vonshavingcream -1 points0 points ago

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def shot in reverse .. def from early 90's

[–]mericaftw -1 points0 points ago

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The thing action movies always forget about turning cars around and reversing direction: your momentum still carries you forward, even if you are now facing backwards.

[–]captureMMstature -1 points0 points ago

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Are fucking kidding?! This was the first picture I had, on my first colour screen phone in middle school! That was a long time ago.

[–]ryan62187 -3 points-2 points ago

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This is from SuperCop.

[–]tpnviking -4 points-3 points ago

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oh cool, a repost

[–]ExplainsTheObvious -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the part with the car sliding into the spot was shot in reverse and then spliced together with the cop car zooming past. Pretty awesome, though.

[–]a_redditor -3 points-2 points ago

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By reposting the first gif ever made?

[–]Sarsfe -1 points0 points ago

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that was awesome