this post was submitted on
726 points (54% like it)
4,650 up votes 3,924 down votes

funny

subscribe2,439,388 readers

7,151 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 89 comments

[–]workshyfreeloader 139 points140 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

upvotes for Dark Place!

[–]Dark_place 88 points89 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why thank you!

[–]generic-name 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Redditor for 1 year and 19 days.

Upvote

[–]lewisflude 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvote for you for noticing!

[–]PoisoCaine 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Please stop circlejerking.

[–]blooper2112 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

upvote for noticing

[–]gigglefarting 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvote for 2112

[–]lewisflude 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvote for continuing the thread!

[–]Dark_place 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I missed my cake day :'(

[–]Teabaginz 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh you.

[–]ZalRed 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm Dr. Sanchez. You're a woman!

[–]workshyfreeloader 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I want to have sex with Matt Berry's voice.

[–]randomgoat 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm drooling. IT Crowd: FaaaTHEEEERRRR!!!

[–]randomgoat 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Weirdly, the fist show that made me begin watching British TV shows.

[–]IvanEedle 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not really weird, darkplace is a great show and example of good British comedy.

[–]Evil_Lee_GK 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you haven't be sure to check out Black Books, IT Crowd, Nathan Barley, Brass Eye, Spaced and Peep Show. All quality British comedy.

[–]Icharus 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Replying for future referral. Loved peep show.

[–]randomgoat 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SEEN EM ALL MOTHERFUCKER!! I mean... Yes, fine shows, quite. Tea?

[–]Evil_Lee_GK 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, I'll bring the crumpets chap!

[–]CressCrowbits 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fist show?

[–]randomgoat 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've seen some shit, maaaaannnnn.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

you mean: downvoted for using darkplace when clearlyt darkplace is masterful enough it just needs to be accurately quoted

[–]sanssomnia72 53 points54 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My life needs to be narrated by Garth Marengi.

[–]ThomagJeffersoth 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

sanssomnia72 didn't have time for a shower, so he just made do with a rinse around the key areas.

[–]Thasc 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There sanssomnia72 was - trapped in his office by a desk he could no longer trust.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]oneohtrix 10 points11 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There was so much blood, blood, blood, her blood. And piss and shit.

[–]ZalRed 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And sick. Bits of sick.

[–]Thiscat 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And then a Hellbeast ate them.

[–]garthmarenghi 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ok

[–]sanssomnia72 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[–]JQuick 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Maggots, maggots, maggots, maggots" - Garth Marenghi

[–]Hookshot95 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So few comments...is it really only this many people that have seen Darkplace?

[–]dMage 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I stumbled upon it on adult swim one magical night about 4 years ago. I haven't seen it on tv since. The whole show is on youtube though

[–]ltx 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I made this the last time this was posted.

[–]ChamoneMotherFucker 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Alto Wine.

[–]ragingsage 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Presses E

"YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man who the fuck takes alto wine that some gross watery shit. I only drink the best black briar mead

[–]NOACeulemans 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Go ectoplasm or go broke!

[–]JQuick 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Woah! Can you drink Ectoplasm?

[–]shasnyder20 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh, my god, can you?? I must know!!!

[–]Ahnza 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The suspense is killing me. Slowly.

[–]NOACeulemans 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes.

[–]s3rris 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"...And her people."

You forgot the rest of the quote.

[–]Doorsleadtoquestions 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm here for the new doctors position.

But you're a woman

[–]Wheatleybix 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fucking love Darkplace.

[–]BeneathAnIronSky 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is so much less funny than the jokes actually in Darkplace :/

[–]fashraf 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

are you really nikki minaj?

[–]RGT42 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This joke wasn't all that funny.. But his facial expression always makes me laugh. let's just hope there isn't a clutter of these now so it doesn't get ruined for me.

[–]Dagless 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My username is relevant at last!

[–]StartSelect 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dagless, M.D

[–]gorigorigori 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DOCTOR Rick Dagless M.D to you!

[–]GenericEvilDude 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this was funny 4 years ago

[–]BrotherSeamus 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

/ Mitch Hedberg

[–]Shallow_Vain 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheBakedPotato 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Any Brits (or those with a British proxy) that wish to view the show this is from.

[–]TripleTroika 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes! I'd prefer a beer!

[–]Cammadore64 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So what happened between you and this Renwick customeeeh?

[–]lewisflude 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe if everyone you'd ever been close to died, you'd be sarcastic too.

[–]JQuick 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I made another account just to upvote this twice. You deserve it.

[–]non_existing_person 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That face...

[–]cleaverness101 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I zoomed in on the image before reading it and thus had to scroll down to see the last panel. Let's just say I've never been so amused and simultaneously scared in my short life

[–]AfroKona 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Older than the internet.

[–]IsAStrangeLoop 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So. Old.

[–]Keksi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Lachschon?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]torgeist 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Your music sucks.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In Russia, you have many occassions.

[–]mczcourge 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So wrong, yet so good...

Still a repost though.

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DARK PLACE!

[–]frogger_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

is necrophilia an actual problem in society? I feel that hollywood has basically turned it into a novelty used for laughs. There can't be many is any people that actually dig up corpses and fuck them...right?

[–]Mulsanne 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When you only see the first three frames but can already guess correctly the last frame, you can bet the joke is just a bit too unsubtle.

[–]Opolious 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Does it still count as rape if the person is dead?

[–]Skaarah 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We all know whats goin on. The kids don't, but we do.

[–]zalapa89 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So wait did he have sex with dead people? Or did he bring girls to the cemetery and have sex with them there?

[–]lukasj3 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i see what you did there stole this from 4chan 6 hours ago

[–]Kizaing 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Upvote for Dark Place :P Man I love this show

[–]dyslexicsuntied 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DAAARK PLAAAACE!!!!

[–]Huggbees24 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hes a corpse sex lover.

[–]HighPlainsDrinker 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Older than Reddit.

[–]smeezy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Isn't it supposed to be the mortuary, not the cemetery?

[–]WolfOnHigh 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'll bet he has a pelf of dead womens jewelry too!

[–]dontmutemeplz 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WOW, I didn't know you could do porn in a cemetery!

[–]ComradeDavidenko 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ME GUSTA.

[–]daluvmonkey 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

boner

[–]Yarik32 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dead women can't say no!

[–]roeder 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh sweet Raptor-Jesus, I forgot this meme a long time ago. Thank you for reminding me about how hilarious it is. Upvote, sir.

[–]xcforlife -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HEH HEH HEH

[–]SociopathicAdviser -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In my line of 'work' there are MANY opportunities for sex. Both living and dead. I myself prefer living partners, however, they end up dead in the end either way.

[–]cr101 -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not to be a buzzkill, but this probably belongs in /r/vertical, not /r/funny.