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[–]imonfire88 13 points14 points ago

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Wow, Reddit really does beat memes into the ground...

[–]CookieTheEpic 12 points13 points ago

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You gonna eat that ground?

[–]cr101 2 points3 points ago

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I'm almost full after that whole dead horse.

[–]honeybadga 6 points7 points ago

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Man, I remember the first time i saw this, when I saw some jackoff saying "repost," and thinking, jeez how long has he been on here?!?! But now, on it's 15th run around the reddit block, I now understand.

[–]br00dle 2 points3 points ago

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his parents are witches are just fattening him up so they can eat him

[–]dontmutemeplz 4 points5 points ago

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[–]thatscentaurtainment 1 point2 points ago

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"You can't eat it, it's a stapler-"

"Wanna split it?"

[–]mrcassette 1 point2 points ago

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he'll try and eat himself soon if they're not careful... that outfit is very similar colours to his fries box...

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0 points1 point ago

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where is this kid nowdays?

[–]CookieTheEpic 0 points1 point ago

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Eatin' his hat.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 0 points1 point ago

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This picture just makes me want fries and a coke...

[–]dailydoseofdave 0 points1 point ago

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Dear God there's a child in there! Somebody help please!!!

[–]urtalkingtojess 0 points1 point ago

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Does this child actually exist or is it photoshopped?

[–]NichaelBluth 0 points1 point ago

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It should be legal to slap the parents of abused children.

[–]kthxbyee[S] 2 points3 points ago

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He's not abused, he's being loved.

[–]themarquard 1 point2 points ago

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He's being smothered with the love of a 6000 calorie diet.

[–]CookieTheEpic 2 points3 points ago

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Calorie love is the best kind of love.

[–]BestPseudonym 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you don't actually believe that. If the parents weren't retarded they would feed him to a healthy weight and not succumb to his bitching whenever he whines for food every 5 minutes.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

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This picture never fails to make me laugh. Michelin kid is both tragic and hilarious.

[–]wakeupeatsauce -1 points0 points ago

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It's unusual to eat chairs?

[–]necromundus -1 points0 points ago

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"Wait!" "Are you gonna eat that dead fat guy?"

[–]AbheekEB -2 points-1 points ago

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It's the michelin man! as a boy

[–]paranoidbeemer -2 points-1 points ago

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HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!! Cuz he's fat right?! He'd TOTALLY want to eat objects most would consider inedible, because his unusual appetite is so insatiable.

F

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[–]Confuseled 2 points3 points ago

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These kids are russian, not american.

[–]connecttwo 0 points1 point ago

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Because that is clearly America.

[–]Selfcontroll -5 points-4 points ago

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eat all the things!

[–]KuchiKobe -4 points-3 points ago

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haha that last word