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[–]mluvite 30 points31 points ago

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hey buddy

[–]fairypants 9 points10 points ago

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aaaarghhh!!!

[–]vinsite 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ICCULUSC 2 points3 points ago

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Even though I knew what was coming, that is a great "wait for it."

[–]monstrotownn 2 points3 points ago

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Look at me, I'm all covered in oregano and parmesan and it's sticking to me because of the butter!

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 1 point2 points ago

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I was waiting for something to burst out of his chest.

[–]bloodredmoon 1 point2 points ago

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DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[–]ktask2 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MrEliteKnight 1 point2 points ago

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That wasn't creepy at all.. (runs to Mommy)

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[–]fap_socks 0 points1 point ago

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That was uncalled for you xmas cracker ass!

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

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Still waiting....

[–]Prime21 0 points1 point ago

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Thankfully Thanksgiving has already happened this year.

[–]JacobMHS 0 points1 point ago

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Holy FUCK.

[–]PossiblyPossible 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't have to wait.

[–]torgeist 0 points1 point ago

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Put this in /r/trees. So many heart attacks.

[–]TheLostBorealis 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Stonebag93 0 points1 point ago

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That was creepy as fuck.

[–]ladv32 0 points1 point ago

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That scared me, wasn't expecting him to move.

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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The stuff my nightmares are made of.

[–]xblindguardianx 0 points1 point ago

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blarg, yeah i waited for it.. knew it was coming too..

[–]CeanSonnery 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey man, you high?" ...

[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

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I peed myself when the head started turning.

[–]huhlig 0 points1 point ago

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God thats creepy. The delay made me think I was looking at one of those old static image/avi games from the mid 90s.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you said he was a white boy. I think don't see nothing but a damn fool!

[–]hollyhock100 0 points1 point ago

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Forget the head-he looks like he's pushing out a baby.

[–]zbowling 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]djlol16 -1 points0 points ago

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that is as scary as hell!!

[–]monkeywithagun666 -3 points-2 points ago

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niger...turkey