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I win this time, /r/wtf (imgur.com)

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[–]FusDoRahh 88 points89 points ago

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The lusty argonian maid.

[–]Vaknor 28 points29 points ago

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Here, polish my spear.

[–]Rawrgasm 26 points27 points ago

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This isn't even my final form.

[–]interbutt 11 points12 points ago

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I kinda want this. I would use it to scare the fuck out of some friends of mine and generally make people uncomfortable.

[–]Ermott 55 points56 points ago

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You win ONLY if that is a picture of yourself, preferably on your wedding night. Please have your wife post for confirmation.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 54 points55 points ago

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I'm not a blow up doll

[–]ChiperSoft 30 points31 points ago

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Neither is that. It's an inflatable latex outfit created by Pretty Pervy (probably nsfw). There's a person inside that suit.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 15 points16 points ago

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Well, my worldview has expanded yet again.

[–]Cullly 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah I was gonna say that this isn't a blow up doll. There's a fetish to be inside something that gets blown up.

There's also a fetish to be in something like this and have all the air sucked out so your movement is restricted.

anyway... these things are very mild and not very wtf if you've been on the internet for a while.

[–]Emperor_Zar 7 points8 points ago

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Not very wtf if you have been on the Internet for a while.

This is true and applies to so many things.

The Internet: complete destroyer of all innocence.

[–]imsarahokay 7 points8 points ago

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hahahaha, it's a christmas miracle that this is a real thing

[–]sugarhoneybadger 1 point2 points ago

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This explains so much. Looking at these pics I kept asking myself if everyone with a latex fetish is just really fat.

[–]Abel_Crunk 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes, you have to learn something about yourself that you cannot unlearn.

[–]ReneBelloq 2 points3 points ago

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Better your world view expanding and not your... ... That is a HUGE dong for a Kermit...

[–]kylesleeps 46 points47 points ago

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You think your not a blow up doll, but we'll just have to let the internet decide.

[–]Ermott 14 points15 points ago

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Bloody right! The Internet decides!

[–]CommunistAccounts 30 points31 points ago

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I decree that Hot_Soup is a blow up doll.

I found proof.

[–]Ermott 14 points15 points ago

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The internets have spoken. Blowup doll identified, outed and soon to be mocked severely. Our work here, is just beginning!

[–]Sachyriel 2 points3 points ago

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I thought you said "Or work here" and was wondering what job the Admins would give to a blow up doll.

[–]Seichu 11 points12 points ago

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A blow job?

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

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And now I have him tagged as that as well. Undeniable proof.

[–]spacemanspiff30 0 points1 point ago

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But how can we trust an Obama supporter. We all know what you commie-fascist-athiests are like

[–]SaltyBabe 2 points3 points ago

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Those are actually suits. There is a person in there.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, someone else mentioned it. I thought between the size and the way it was standing that it might be, but at the same time I've never seen a blow up suit, and if you're in a blow up suit, how is anyone going to touch you to give you any sexual pleasure?

[–]SaltyBabe 3 points4 points ago

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Well... That's the thing about fetishes, a lot of them are hugely mental. What I understand about these is it puts pressure on your entire body, which some people really enjoy. The restricted vision, movement, the pressure of the suit, the inability to act on sexual urges, it's complex. Sex isn't always just two people touching to some of us :)

Edit: being a spectacle or playing the part of an animal/nonhuman also is an attraction of these suits.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Tell that to my penis.

[–]SaltyBabe 10 points11 points ago

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Hey Hot_Soup's penis, apparently you're normal, but watch out there are lots of penises out there unlike you! They will do kinky dirty things to you, watch out!

[–]kreiger 0 points1 point ago

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His penis isn't any more normal than any other. We all have our sexual preferences.

[–]autocorrector 2 points3 points ago

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You be careful in there!

gives pat of encouragement

[–]Matt__ 1 point2 points ago

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but you're either in this one, or it's in you

[–]HyzerFlip 1 point2 points ago

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... That's not a doll... That's a suit.

[–]neekneek 0 points1 point ago

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Han Tzu?

[–]elint 0 points1 point ago

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Tits or GTFO

[–]JackpotDen 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, I got this.

[–]fruitblender 6 points7 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

So does that thing.

[–]lastwind 2 points3 points ago

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I came looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed.

[–]jjandre 26 points27 points ago*

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Trannysarus?

edit: should i have said trannysarus rex?

[–]sprizzle 9 points10 points ago

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How the hell did you get downvoted? Does reddit not like awful jokes anymore?

[–]jjandre 9 points10 points ago

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This site has changed, man.

[–]sideways86 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit has a tendency to backlash hard against anything perceived as transphobic.

Fear not dear redditors, it's just a joke, and a harmless one at that.

[–]kylesleeps 6 points7 points ago

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Don't you mean Trannysarus sex?

[–]jjandre 1 point2 points ago

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good one.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 32 points33 points ago

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This is the website I got it from. I just compulsively post things by linking them through imgur. I think Reddit has brainwashed me in that regard. Like, I think people won't be able to digest the information if it's not a single photo. The front page doesn't inspire much confidence the other way. Part of the problem! Part of the problem!

[–]CoffeeStout 15 points16 points ago

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You're alright Hot_Soup, you're alright

[–]wobbegong 8 points9 points ago

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han tzu!

Yaaaaaaay!

[–]Ermott 0 points1 point ago

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Hot Soup; Compulsive blow-up doll-suit poster or regular redditor who found something funny? What does the internet say?

[–]PandaC -4 points-3 points ago

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Up vote purely for your name.

[–]alfx 1 point2 points ago

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wait, panda's like soup.. or....?

[–]MordaxTenebrae 6 points7 points ago

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Possibly an Ender's Game reference.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 5 points6 points ago

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How do you know I just don't bathe and jack off in hot soup? How else would I have run across this picture except for rummaging through the backwater collection areas of sexual deviation throughout the internet?

[–]PandaC 0 points1 point ago

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It wouldn't matter. Ender's game is perpetually fused in my memory =_=

[–]Xeeker 0 points1 point ago

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"rummaging through the backwater collection areas of sexual deviation throughout the internet" stealing that and derivatives of that

[–]alfx 0 points1 point ago*

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ohhh thanks.

[–]CaitlinSarah87 0 points1 point ago

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PANDA IS LIKE SOUP?!

[–]Hambeggar 0 points1 point ago

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Like panda, soup is ?!

[–]IFuckinRock 13 points14 points ago

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So does anyone know where theese are sold? I need to know so i do not end up at this store. Also, how much are they and is it machine washable or dry clean only?

[–]encaseme 7 points8 points ago

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Here's one such place: http://squeaklatex.com/AnimalsGallery.php You will very likely never end up in a store that sells such things, I don't think there are any physical stores that do.

[–]Koolaidstory 3 points4 points ago

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yeahhh not clicking on that one...

[–]burble13 1 point2 points ago

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It's really not that bad.

[–]aterriblesomething 0 points1 point ago

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i can finally live out my big the cat yiff fic:

http://squeaklatex.com/products/raccoon1.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That is not a cat.

[–]scix 2 points3 points ago

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raccoon1.jpg was a pretty good hint.

[–]aterriblesomething 0 points1 point ago

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of course not. it's a vinyl suit.

also: big the cat

[–]ChiperSoft 3 points4 points ago

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This particular outfit was created by Pretty Pervy. They are all custom crafted to the wearer's specifications and are not cheap.

[–]GODOFTHUNDERR 4 points5 points ago

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Why does it look like a sassy black lady?

[–]Meguchan 2 points3 points ago

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I really want one. Where can I get one? Is it special order?

[–]ChiperSoft 2 points3 points ago

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These guys made it.

[–]nattygurl 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes, Reddit makes me feel incredibly 'normal': http://prettypervy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Mrs-Pig-2.jpg

[–]Olukon 2 points3 points ago

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I have the weirdest bo- oh, my apologies. it appears that they actually have the weirdest boner.

[–]futurefeature 1 point2 points ago

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GENTLEMEN.

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

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This just reeks of 4chan's greasy entrails...

[–]whiskeytab 1 point2 points ago

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DON'T SAVE THE FROGS

[–]Syntrel 1 point2 points ago

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What!?

[–]flutetard 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know they started making skyrim sex dolls! Where's the khajit?

[–]waxedarmpits 1 point2 points ago

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shouldnt this be marked for nsfw? or is the fact that it is from /r/wtf enough

[–]Tribar 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW tag please

[–]Laundry_Hamper 1 point2 points ago

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r/dinoballs. Thank me later.

[–]moustache_ridez 0 points1 point ago

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There you go- dinoballs has had that image as a mascot before I think.

[–]vinsfeld08 1 point2 points ago

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Warren Ellis's "Crooked Little Vein" has spawned a brand new fetish.

[–]yodeye 1 point2 points ago

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He shoots, she scores!

[–]nukedorbit 1 point2 points ago

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Are you fucking kidding me? I've seen worse in mom's closet. ಠ_ರೃ

[–]GetStapled 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner...

[–]MassiveForearms 5 points6 points ago

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Implying this image hasn't been floating around on various 4chan boards for at least the past 3 years.

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 9 points10 points ago

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I've never seen it before, apparently 910 other people haven't either, or at least find it worth seeing again.

[–]harle 0 points1 point ago

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as long as we're linking dongs that're about as old as the internet, here's something i picked up in 2005 ~ nsfw

[–]polerix 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hell yeah!

[–]slyDelcatty 1 point2 points ago

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http://imgur.com/cpr9z

[–]sour69 0 points1 point ago

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How do you think tadpoles are made? ;)

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[–]paddedroom 1 point2 points ago

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By your asshole, mom.

[–]Likonium 0 points1 point ago

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This is not my fetish

[–]bajafresk 0 points1 point ago

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yes.. yes you did win.

[–]Strogglol 0 points1 point ago

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Excuse me o.o

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen worse...

[–]Nwsamurai 0 points1 point ago

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I would argue with you... but my now brain seems to be having some trouble putting together complete thoughts after viewing that.

[–]mihipse 0 points1 point ago*

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relevant: in germany we have a saying: fickfrosch means fuckfrog edit: google before posting: http://www.autohaus-fickfrosch.de/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen too much hentia to see where this is going

[–]Flyinhighinthesky 0 points1 point ago

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::Blink blink::...

[–]honeytrap 0 points1 point ago

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This is a situation where nobody wins. That picture is heinous.

[–]TokinTortis 0 points1 point ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]bjornkrage 0 points1 point ago

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oh furries....

[–]tonker 0 points1 point ago

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Bloody Scalies are everywhere on the internet these days

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No you don't win. Get the fuck out.

[–]Zarokima 0 points1 point ago

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This is fairly standard for any furry convention.

[–]drankenstein 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think "oh ok, a female dinosaur costume that's weird, and ha ha she's holding her tail between her legs to look like a dic-- wait, are those.... testicles?!!! ಠ_ಠ"

Of course, being an internet veteran, I know someone, somewhere is having sex with that and taking pictures, and now I must find those pictures...

[–]danmw 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else see the nose as eyes, and the eyes as ears?

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point ago

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You're not THE hot soup are you?

[–]AcOrP 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao I like this!

[–]TheMuffnMan 0 points1 point ago

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Company that makes this is called Pretty Pervy, they make all sorts of latex sex costumes - this frog (Ribbet IIRC) being one of them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see you found my OKCupid profile.

[–]fromamsterdam83 0 points1 point ago

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lol :)

[–]Akronite14 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else not believe him?

[–]Tachik 0 points1 point ago

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The Geico Gecco goes Hermaphrodite.

[–]Aozi 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you well endowed latexlizardman! Next time I will make sure that my plan to take over Reddit will succeed!

[–]Hot_Soup[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Between this post and the alcohol submission,

THE KARMA HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

[–]bikerwalla 0 points1 point ago

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Who's That Rubberfur? ... It's RAPIDO!

[–]Kiduke 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. Take your karma and get out.

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point ago

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Thats a lot of air.

[–]telegrams 0 points1 point ago

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nobody wins with /r/wtf

[–]MadmanPoet 0 points1 point ago

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Where do I get one of these!? I can think of easily a dozen or so bedrooms I would love to leave this standing in!

[–]250videos 0 points1 point ago

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dude seriously, what's with those oreo cookies?

[–]larabar 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here NSFW

[–]TheTallestGnome -2 points-1 points ago

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the fact that there is someone inside the suit... just odd

[–]drankenstein 0 points1 point ago

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Oooo, let's play mad libs.

The fact that they are naked inside that suit is _________.

[–]BoxMacLeod 1 point2 points ago

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fart

[–]Chaim -1 points0 points ago

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Browse spacedicks, myeah same old, same old. click on this link, epic laughing and yep that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]ddxxdd -2 points-1 points ago

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"You thought Barney was a loving dinosaur? Wait until you get a load of my Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Old as shit.