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[–]iBird 4 points5 points ago

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how does this even happen?

[–]LOFTIE 1 point2 points ago

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Side wall.

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

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WOMEN DRIVERS

AMIRITE FELLAS

[–]SubterraneanAlien 0 points1 point ago

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This actually happened about 5 minutes from where I live. I can probably find the article if you're interested.

[–]Remilla 15 points16 points ago

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First!

[–]TheVallelator[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. Yes you are. Golf clap*

[–]Remilla 1 point2 points ago

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You knew it was coming

[–]TheLinz87 4 points5 points ago

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And I thought it was just breathing heavy.

[–]TheVallelator[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]sunpex 1 point2 points ago

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Boobies!

[–]JacksInflatedEgo -1 points0 points ago

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This may be the only time you will get upvotes for this comment. And yes, I upvoted.

[–]TheVallelator[S] 1 point2 points ago

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And, as did I.

[–]omni_wisdumb 1 point2 points ago

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i laughed so hard at this, too many times have i been in situations where people are over-enthusiastic about getting "first" in something. lol

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

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The worst is on high comment websites. So you get first, second, then a dozen people saying FIRST PAGE!

By about page 2 or 3 you get real comments.

[–]reddit33r 1 point2 points ago

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Parking like a boss.

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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344 UPVOTES BUT ONLY 301 VIEWS I DON'T GET IT?!

[–]me8myself 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RokushoCom 1 point2 points ago

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Not First!!

[–]GustavoFrings 1 point2 points ago

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I like that jeep

[–]absolute_yuup 2 points3 points ago

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FIR--awe man...

[–]lordbalron 1 point2 points ago

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I remember seeing that image in the news. It happened not too far from where I live.

[–]Jman5 1 point2 points ago

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I imagined you getting misty eyed as you looked off into the distance while stroking your white beard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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FIRST !!!!!

[–]mackek2 0 points1 point ago

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New Hampshire Represents!