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[–]Uchimane 55 points56 points ago

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A, i mean C. I mean A. I mean FUCK!

[–]jizze 8 points9 points ago

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I'm sorry sir but F is not an answer. Did you mean C?

[–]TrustyGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Did you just call me a C?

[–]Hop_Hound 105 points106 points ago

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[–]abusque 65 points66 points ago

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How can someone repost something after merely 15 hours and make it to the frontpage of the subreddit? Reddit works in mysterious ways indeed.

[–]spottedmilkslices 87 points88 points ago

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[–]Frankstg 12 points13 points ago

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I saw this posted yesterday I think ... this is the way /r/trees sees reposts

[–]WILLLSMITHH -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen that shit so many fucking times.. get off my lawn.

[–]notbookies 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most accurate representation of reddit/reposts I've ever seen.

[–]waterfoot 12 points13 points ago

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...Because people aren't on here for 15 hours straight?

[–]sdcfc 21 points22 points ago

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Speak for yourself...

[–]Phaterson 4 points5 points ago

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BUT REPOSTS ARE BAD AND I FEEL SUPERIOR WHEN I POINT THEM OUT TO PEOPLE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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15 hours = completely opposite timezones!

[–]OCedHrt 0 points1 point ago

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And in the same sub-reddit too, but I never saw the other one, let alone on FP.

[–]auxiliary-character 34 points35 points ago

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"I choose the answer at address 'C' that contains literally 'A'. This is my final answer."

[–]shillbert 6 points7 points ago

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&C = 'A';

[–]asdfaoeu 10 points11 points ago

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*C = "A"

[–]shillbert 5 points6 points ago

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whoops, fucking C

[–]erez27 5 points6 points ago

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You mean A

[–]latticusnon -1 points0 points ago

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What language is this in?

!C

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Seymour.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 10 points11 points ago

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C FINAL ANSWER

Sorry the answer was C.

[–]dwayne123 21 points22 points ago

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[–]T-rabbit 51 points52 points ago

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"A"

So you mean C?

"Yes, that's what I said, my answer is C"

So you mean ... A?

[–]nuisible 1 point2 points ago

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I know that's the joke but in my brain I keep saying just say option A and then there is no confusion and everyone understands what you have picked. Welcome to my head, where jokes go to die.

[–]JaxMed 11 points12 points ago

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But if you choose "option A" then you're actually choosing letter C... You should have chosen "option C" to choose letter A.

Welcome to my head, where contestants lose on gameshows.

[–]AstralTraveller 7 points8 points ago

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Sorry, option A is the letter C.

But thanks for playing!

[–]Strifeee 11 points12 points ago

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Trolling has completely lots its meaning at this point.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 5 points6 points ago

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Yup, thanks Reddit.

[–]AyChihuahua 2 points3 points ago

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Like father, like son.

[–]phishroom 5 points6 points ago

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Blue, no yellowwwwwwwwwww!!!

[–]hercolicious 0 points1 point ago

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Monty Python

[–]danmoo 21 points22 points ago

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Congrats on reposting something that made frontpage less than 24 hours ago

[–]Travis-Touchdown 16 points17 points ago

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I didn't see it 24 hours ago, so I'm okay with it.

[–]ickisthekiller16 -1 points0 points ago

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Kill yourself.

[–]DsyelxicBob 6 points7 points ago

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That's from an Australian sketch show, not actually from Who wants to be Millionaire.

[–]Jackle13 1 point2 points ago

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Comedy Inc?

[–]DsyelxicBob 0 points1 point ago

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yep

[–]Goatse_Wan_Kenobi 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that guy looked familiar. This sketch was probably the most clever thing in the series, I don't remember it lasting very long.

[–]thegravytrain 0 points1 point ago

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It went for about thirty seconds.

[–]DsyelxicBob 0 points1 point ago

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it seems like the best shows don't last long until they're replaced by shitty dramas

[–]FinancialAdvisorKid 6 points7 points ago

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Rick Perry

"The first three letters in the English language are 'A,' 'B,' and, uh....."

[–]thegravytrain 0 points1 point ago

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EPA?

[–]Kustav 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah, comedy inc.

[–]verronbc 2 points3 points ago

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Took me FOREVER to get the joke...finally don't feel so awkward anymore.

[–]enthos 11 points12 points ago*

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Trick question. First letter in "The english alphabet" is "T" obviously.

Oh, "T" isn't an answer?

... Then "A" I guess. yeah.

[–]theretheresweetthing -1 points0 points ago

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I thought this was hilarious.

[–]Epicman 5 points6 points ago

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Fucking admit it. You saw this on reddit within the same 24 hours you posted yours.

You twat.

[–]charliem251[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't! Reddit has a lot of users, is it really a problem if something gets reposted? If something gets posted once, a very small amount of reddit users will see it. I found this on another site, never knew it was already on reddit.

[–]sodhi 3 points4 points ago

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"My answer is litra C"

[–]oper619 1 point2 points ago

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"A. final answer. NO WAIT!"

[–]BaconedGrapes 1 point2 points ago

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This shit always gets me on multiple choice exams.

[–]mightbetrolling 4 points5 points ago

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"I would like to choose answer choice C who's answer states that A is the first letter of the alphabet. It would be the 3rd choice or the choice on the bottom left."

Who has the upper hand now.

[–]ReallyCleverMoniker 3 points4 points ago

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choice C who is answer

no.

[–]mightbetrolling 1 point2 points ago

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I now realize that it should be "whose" I had been studying for 15 hours straight for finals at that point so mistakes like that were bound to happen.

[–]talitus 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't trolling.

[–]mrsilvers 1 point2 points ago

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repost of a repost of a god dammed repost

[–]ickisthekiller16 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't mods just remove any 'blatant' reposts? Maybe a new rule "If your submission is a repost seen within the last 6 weeks it will be removed and you're given a warning. If it happens twice you will be banned from the subreddit.

[–]lestratege 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, like there is an English alphabet!

[–]cloudeblak 0 points1 point ago

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"i'll choose option 'C' "

[–]ayman1992 0 points1 point ago

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It would actually be T? the first letter of "the english alphabet." Fuckin Regis man

[–]ClassicMenthol 0 points1 point ago

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Option C can satisfy.!!!

[–]inferno719 0 points1 point ago

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"Option C, the answer to which is the letter A."

[–]wordprodigy 0 points1 point ago

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and that's the million dollar question

[–]ImWildBill 0 points1 point ago

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Blatant repost from just yesterday

[–]snackies 0 points1 point ago

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Contestant: C Host: So you're saying A as your final answer? Contestant: Yes final answer Host: Sorry the correct answer was C. A.

[–]cyboninja 0 points1 point ago

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This was off a show with sketchs, Comedy Inc I think it was

[–]major_grooves 0 points1 point ago

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The answer is "T" surely?

[–]yhelothere 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling would be: "What's the first letter in "the English alphabet""

[–]HappyGoUnlucky 0 points1 point ago

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That was posted fucking yesterday.. COME THE FUCK ON!

[–]Mahler5 0 points1 point ago

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Even though this is fake, they did do something like this for real though. The question was something like this:

Which of these vitamins was discovered first?

A. D

B. A

C. B12

D. C

[–]Zero00430 0 points1 point ago

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I love the look on his face, it says it all; "Fuck"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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AC DC

[–]tehnoodles 0 points1 point ago

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The correct answer is Option Letter C.

Next question.

[–]Lawesome1 -1 points0 points ago

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Please tell me you didn't find this here

[–]CurlyJeff 3 points4 points ago

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it came up on reddit first, then facebook, then reposted on reddit (here). And it was only kinda funny when it was on an Australian comedy skit show in like 2006.

[–]Merritt07atWork 0 points1 point ago

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Wow thats bad... Usually it starts at Reddit, then goes to Facebook. This guy is doing it wrong.

[–]skylarmb -1 points0 points ago

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the answer is C... i cant believe they guy got this wrong on the show

[–]pizzabash -1 points0 points ago

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No trolling would be having t as one of the choices.

[–]Tattered -1 points0 points ago

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"The first letter in the English Alphabet is A. Final Answer"

Repeat this sentence until the million falls in your lap for avoiding their bullshit.

[–]darkchrz 1 point2 points ago

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but that would choose choice A which is C, so close.

[–]elchascha 0 points1 point ago

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"The first letter in the English Alphabet is A. Final Answer"

FALSE. It is in fact called "the latin alphabet". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet#European_alphabets

[–]pizzabash -1 points0 points ago

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No trolling would be having t as one of the choices.

[–]sinocarD44 -1 points0 points ago

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So bad, that makes me hurt for being american.

[–]charliem251[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Damn, thought I was the first! There will always be reposts though, a redditor can't be expected to scan all of reddit to see if they were beat to it.

[–]OhTheDerp 0 points1 point ago

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www.karmadecay.com helps quite a bit.