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[–]Aeooo 105 points106 points ago

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Ah, the dear old alot!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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At first I thought this was about windex, since that would make alot of windows cleaner.

[–]AYWMS_NWiam 10 points11 points ago

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Alot of windows is quite fragile.

[–]xaombie 5 points6 points ago

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I thank this chick. She made an impact and I'm sure changed a lot of people from saying alot to a lot. I know it happened to me.

[–]noname-_- 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure she's glad she's a help.

[–]Going2Hale 9 points10 points ago

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[–]valeriob 6 points7 points ago

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Sounds a lot like End of Ze World.

[–]gobstopper84 3 points4 points ago

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Russia's like "AHH motherland" Then England is like "Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

[–]downvotesmakemehard 24 points25 points ago

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A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

A LOT

[–]BigBiker05 3 points4 points ago

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I concur with the above statement.

[–]el_isma 0 points1 point ago

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[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 32 points33 points ago

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[–]IamSparticles 9 points10 points ago

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Hmmm... wouldn't an alot clearer be an object or person that performs the duty of clearing alots?

[–]yellowstone10 1 point2 points ago

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I looked at it as "alot clearer" versus "alot less clear".

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm sorry, but where is alot in this picture? I only see "a lot" I'm a dumbass.

[–]forevanon 6 points7 points ago

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you're not a dumbass, you're a lion!

[–]InterwebCeleb 2 points3 points ago

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In the link itself.

[–]TheThingy 9 points10 points ago

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My try wasn't quite as amazing: http://i.imgur.com/Ov5uI.png

[–]esea_dereK 22 points23 points ago

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Thanjks.

[–]nothingpersnal 1 point2 points ago

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what site is that from?

[–]purgarus 1 point2 points ago

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Omegle.com

[–]MeGuzta 3 points4 points ago

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So I've been lied to all my life????

[–]Wise2304 12 points13 points ago

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As a British person, I can verify this.

[–]hytonight 8 points9 points ago

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WHAT WHAT? TALLY HO

[–]ayeroxor 1 point2 points ago

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PIP PIP MY GOOD MAN!

[–]mecrosis 8 points9 points ago

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YOU RACK DISCIPRINE, I lol'd

[–]1000TN 1 point2 points ago

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yeah.. thats so fucking funny, lol

[–]district9 2 points3 points ago

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[–]maddiott 7 points8 points ago

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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[–]ayeroxor -3 points-2 points ago

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he'Rp d'Erp herp'y Der'p de'rp.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 0 points1 point ago

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A'postr'aphes' ar'e fu'n

[–]IIdsandsII 1 point2 points ago

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Did it also make it more clear?

[–]muxen 1 point2 points ago

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just awful

[–]nicereddy 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this website so many times, i can haz a link?

[–]alexwars1 0 points1 point ago

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Omegle. Do the rest yourself.

[–]nicereddy 1 point2 points ago

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thanks!

[–]zoozoo458 1 point2 points ago

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"YOU RACK DISCIPRINE" best line

[–]Mooseheaded 1 point2 points ago

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and they like wiped out like the juice from yurop

[–]zmartini 2 points3 points ago

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Surprisingly accurate for Omegle...

[–]imightbebaked 2 points3 points ago

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If this was Chatroulette, it would have needed more penis

[–]fabis 1 point2 points ago

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See also 'Trying too hard'

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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And here we were worried about Hitchens dying, when this guy has been waiting in the wings ... we're saved!

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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Called it!

[–]MMAPhreak21 0 points1 point ago

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Everything is better with Cthulhu.

[–]nphekt 0 points1 point ago

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I like it.

[–]GhostGoku 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah...

[–]TenetArepo 0 points1 point ago

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The poor juice

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to illustrate this. Or better yet, animate it.

[–]thepuffinater 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read japans response in the voice of takeo from zombies?

[–]dugapony 0 points1 point ago

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that shit is so contrived

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I lost it at tally ho.

[–]TooIntense 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to see I made someone's day :] All hail Great Lord Cthulhu!

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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The juice...

From Yurop!

[–]Nobody_Gets_Sarcasm 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to be a help

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Arkaynan 0 points1 point ago

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I really came here thinking it was going to be a clever hyperbole and a half reference but instead it was just a typo in the subject :(

[–]paranoidbeemer 0 points1 point ago

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ALOT! Ignore everything else and make fun of this guy! Haaaaa, this guy right here!

Also, enough with questionably real stranger-chats.

[–]roflzzzzinator 0 points1 point ago

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"you rack disiprin!"

[–]TroloLion 0 points1 point ago

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Reality hits you hard, bro.

[–]MFNoire 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, javascripts are pretty cool.

[–]OneTrickyPony 0 points1 point ago

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THAT WAS SO WANDUM XD.

[–]DonkeyKong92 0 points1 point ago

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HHUURR DDURR JAPAN

[–]ShawnDawn 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read the Japan part with a Asian accent?

[–]Zedab 3 points4 points ago

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No, but I managed to read all the stranger posts as Christopher Walken

[–]Epicness117 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]2716057 -1 points0 points ago

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Top 3 comments are about "alot". Did you read the post, or did you stop at the title and get a grammar hard-on?

[–]dreesemonkey -2 points-1 points ago

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Sweet chatlog bro

[–]Nixpix66 -2 points-1 points ago

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That was actually really clever. Very good analogies, (presented in a stupid manor of course)

[–]Antichristo666 -2 points-1 points ago

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So, the Holocaust explained by a newfag? Neato!

[–]baitn247 -3 points-2 points ago

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