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[–]ksandifer138 43 points44 points ago

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Oh bubbles. The man of my dreams. We would have lots of cats and make sweet sweet love every single night.

[–]iwasapolygon 20 points21 points ago

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And he could play you Rush on acoustic as you go to sleep.

[–]ksandifer138 13 points14 points ago

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I would rather him sing the kitty song <3

[–]hhockett45983 8 points9 points ago

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What about "Liquor and Whores"? My personal favorite <3

[–]ksandifer138 6 points7 points ago

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That's a good one too. We could sit at home with our 100s of cats, fix shopping baskets, get drunk, sing, and make lots of babies. This is my dream.

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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What about taking the go-kart down to King of Donairs?

[–]gasfarmer 1 point2 points ago

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Do Americans know what a donair is? D:

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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No, and I can confirm this because I am American. I assume it is some sort of pizza product, like a Bagel Bite?

[–]gasfarmer 1 point2 points ago

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OH MY GOD YOU'RE MISSING OUT.

It's in the same vein as pizza, but.. will fuck your entire digestive system up for about 24 hours.

This shit is delicious though. And totally worth the 24-48 hours of farting.

[–]cynthiadangus -1 points0 points ago

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Ohhhh I see. Like doner kebabs in the USA; donair = doner. I'm a moron. I've DEFINITELY had my fair share of those, and they are indeed incredible. I guess I didn't make the connection right away!

When I lived in France a couple years ago there were kebab stands that would shove fries and hot sauce along with all the donair goodness inside of a tortilla shell like some kind of Chipotle burrito from the future. One of my favorite things was to a smoke a bowl of Moroccan hash, put my on iPod and go have a religious experience with a kebab. I miss that.

[–]betamos 0 points1 point ago

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Or play with conky.

[–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

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shivers conky creeped me out

[–]icehouse_lover -1 points0 points ago

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One thing I don't understand is Bubbles suppose to have Downs? I can't decide if he is funny or offensive.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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No way, dude. Hes the smartest guy in the trailer park!

[–]i_stay_high_247_365 2 points3 points ago

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On wikipedia it says dude has an english major, i dont think a person with downs that has the brain capacity of a five year old could pull that off.

[–]ksandifer138 2 points3 points ago

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Do you mean just on the show? or in real life? I remember someone talking about how awesome it was that he had downs and was such a good actor then did some research and he doesn't. He just has really bad eye sight. But if you mean that his character is meant to have it on the show I have no idea. I've never heard that. I think it's just the faces he makes.

[–]aradil 7 points8 points ago

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He actually has decent (normal) eyesight and the glasses really fuck him up that he had to wear in character.

[–]topherotica 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Dude_man79 2 points3 points ago

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If you want to see how he acts out of character, the cast for TPB star in another show called [drunk and on drugs happy funtime hour](www.drunkandondrugs.com)

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

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Already seen it Haha. He's a pretty funny guy.

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

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& Even if he did, he's still dreamy

[–]boarder526 4 points5 points ago

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Apparently, Bubbles (a.k.a. Mike Smith) was working on the sound for the original Trailer Park Boys feature and was messing around on the set one day and slipped into his 'cart boy' character. The rest is history!

[–]spankr -1 points0 points ago

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No.

[–]boarder526 7 points8 points ago

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"i built them a kitty food mountain! not a fucking nibble!"

[–]ksandifer138 8 points9 points ago

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"This kitty smells like cigarettes! Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes they're supposed to smell like kitties! SMELL HIM!"

[–]boarder526 4 points5 points ago

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First thing I'm gonna do when we get home, gonna rub some cat food just on my cheeks like that, let all the kitties come and lick it off. There is no better feeling that little miniature sandpaper tongue kitty!

[–]ksandifer138 4 points5 points ago

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My favorite scene is when bubbles tells the bible salesman to go fuck himself. That's a real man.

[–]boarder526 3 points4 points ago

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haha why aren't we best friends?!

[–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

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We are now!

[–]boarder526 1 point2 points ago

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Good. Time for arm-linking and jolly skipping

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling this will start a huge shit storm

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

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[–]boarder526 0 points1 point ago

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gold

[–]Ugoindownsaka 1 point2 points ago

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Can you read son?

[–]ksandifer138 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know that all depends, can you go fuck yourself?

[–]ksandifer138 0 points1 point ago

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I agree 100% with this. Sandpaper tongues are awesome

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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This kitty smells like cig'rits!

FTFY

[–]sourdoughandwry 3 points4 points ago

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[–]hangers_on 4 points5 points ago

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The TBP Bubbles predates TW Bubbles.

[–]SkatchyBrad 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

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Who is this? Sorry for not being cool :(

[–]sourdoughandwry 0 points1 point ago

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He's one of the best characters in The Wire. Watch it, it's good stuff.

[–]THammock 70 points71 points ago

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You can send Gifs via text?

[–]CountFracula[!] 26 points27 points ago

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With iMessage you can

[–]heracleides 24 points25 points ago

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uMessage?

[–]Geno098 5 points6 points ago

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iWumbo

[–]Vohr 15 points16 points ago

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heMessage.

[–]Tekz08 12 points13 points ago

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sheMessage

[–]howNowBrownSow 8 points9 points ago

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weMessage

[–]Philip_Marlowe 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my god, Kel Mitchell.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cuz we're all dudes, hey!

[–]TheGimper 1 point2 points ago

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As backed by Less Than Jake.

[–]kichimi 8 points9 points ago

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theyMessage

[–]MyUsername1234567890 7 points8 points ago

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whoMessage?

[–]KittyCanScratch 6 points7 points ago

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ourMessage

[–]kersplash 1 point2 points ago

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thisthreadhasbecomeamessage.

[–]casos92 1 point2 points ago

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[–]auxiliary-character 0 points1 point ago

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μMessage.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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weAllMessage

[–]ienjoythings 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit. Thank you

[–]straightc 1 point2 points ago

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Only some work though. Haven't figured out of its size or what?

[–]THammock 1 point2 points ago

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The future.. IS NOW

[–]justcallmemrhandy -1 points0 points ago

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Whaaaaaa??

[–]Pepopowitz 47 points48 points ago

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And then you steal his karma? Man, a true friend would have suggested he sign up and post that image. But in the ultimate lesson, the true redditor shows that nothing is above karma, not even friends.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Maybe he told his friend, "Hey you'll get more karma if you make up some dumb personal story to go with your pic."

[–]butnugtt 6 points7 points ago

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Green Bastard!

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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From parts unknown!

[–]whackyd 8 points9 points ago

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Deeeeeecceenttt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna land on Juniper i hope there is some good space weed on there

[–]MrCrudley 6 points7 points ago

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You look like kinda french with that mustache, im gonna call you, Steve french

[–]srwim 4 points5 points ago

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I want to see your explanation.

[–]citron2k1 5 points6 points ago

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When I tried to explain to a friend what /r/spacedicks was, this is what he sent NSFW

[–]Bubzy_Bubs 3 points4 points ago

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Makes me glad to be Nova Scotian

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[deleted]

[–]Anman 1 point2 points ago

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Also Ron Paul.

[–]Bazing1980 0 points1 point ago

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So Brave

[–]bacon_cake 2 points3 points ago

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Holy big gif batman.

[–]BeeCDN 2 points3 points ago

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BUBBLES!!!

Upvotes.

[–]m4tthew 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like that guy just saw samsquanch.

[–]iwannatalktosampson 2 points3 points ago

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Whoa, that guy looks a lot like the Green Bastard.

[–]DaydreamKid 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jezmund 2 points3 points ago

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peanut butter and jaaaaammm

[–]seminolekb 2 points3 points ago

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That's one fucking nice GIF right there.

[–]MelsEpicWheelTime 2 points3 points ago

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BUBBLES!!!

[–]This2x4Skeleton 5 points6 points ago

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upvote for bubs and nothing more.

[–]iwasapolygon 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck yea boys!

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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Bubbles!!

[–]MuteSecurity 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hhockett45983 1 point2 points ago

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BUBBLES!!!!! He's my soul mate :D we will take care of all the trailer park kitties and play NASA all day while Ricky smokes weed and Julian just looks cool.

[–]Novelt_Acct 1 point2 points ago

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How did you describe reddit to him?

[–]blackredfellow 1 point2 points ago

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Holy sweet flying fuck!

[–]traywick2288 1 point2 points ago

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A dope house is no place for a kittie !

[–]mr_lahey_tpb 1 point2 points ago

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shit puppet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Enough with the shit talk you drunk bastard

[–]LuckoftheFryish 0 points1 point ago

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Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

[–]bgag 0 points1 point ago

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Shit-a-cane

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 1 point2 points ago

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don't kid yourself; he's already here.

[–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

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SAMSQUAMCH!

[–]Kind_compliments 1 point2 points ago

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Kitties aren't suppost to smell like smokes!

[–]tusocalypse 1 point2 points ago

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Chicken and bangin'.....that sounds nice.

[–]SAMSQWANCH 1 point2 points ago

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OMG MY FAVORITE GIF !

[–]megustcizer 1 point2 points ago

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bubbles!!!!!

[–]Herobryne 1 point2 points ago

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BUBBLES!!!!

[–]mikecarp26 1 point2 points ago

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Kitty Olympics

[–]wuzizname 1 point2 points ago

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Steve French is just a big shed-kitty, he's just hooked hard on the dope.

[–]joinedforthis 1 point2 points ago

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THIS NEVER HAPPENED.NET

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh... my... fuck...". That scene, where Lahey downs the bottle of rye in one attempt, damn nearly made me piss my pants with laughter. I love that film.

[–]Georgesthoughts 1 point2 points ago

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BUBBLES

[–]LegendTripper 1 point2 points ago

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It was a god damn samsquanch

[–]DJSivviSeav 1 point2 points ago

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upvoted just because i LOVE bubbles.

[–]fat_juan 1 point2 points ago

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COCK SUCKER!

[–]matteumayo 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god I saw this a long time ago and thought it was a real documentary, laughed, then felt sad.

[–]shit_flipper 1 point2 points ago

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One of us.......One of us!......

[–]klinn013 1 point2 points ago

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YOU MEAN OTHER PEOPLE IN THE USA WATCH THIS SHOW???

[–]TsunamiMommy 0 points1 point ago

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With a response like that, he's already here.

[–]alrij 0 points1 point ago

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what did you send

[–]retiredgoat 0 points1 point ago

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ITT: Non-Canadians not understanding Canadian humour. And yes that's a u

[–]Sechrista 0 points1 point ago

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I... appreciate this article... but... it has 777 upvotes... want... to upvote... don't want to ruin... Gaah! Fuck!

[–]kevinstonge 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody please loop this properly

[–]T466 0 points1 point ago

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Samsquanch

[–]DarfSnarf 0 points1 point ago

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Bubbles is by far their best character in my opinion. Saw their last show on their most recent tour, can say with absolute certainty that Bubbles makes that show (the tour) what it is. Were it not for him the show would have consisted of MAYBE 10 minutes' worth of dialogue. He was the lead character and it was amazing.

Drunk And On Drugs is also nice, though one should watch the series in its entirety else risk not having any clue of what's going on due to how random it can be.

In case anyone didn't know (I didn't read the entire thread here) their next film is going to be called Trippin' With Leigh, in which they plan on visiting a handful of different countries and trying various hallucinogens with Mike Smith's (Bubbles') cousin Leigh. They're currently asking for donations due to regulations that prevent them from easily obtaining funding for a documentary based on how awesome drugs are.

Smith, Wells, and Tremblay are, overall, awesome people and I look forward to any future releases from them.

[–]SoylentBrew 0 points1 point ago

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Bubbles always gets an upvote.

[–]Cameljoe11593 0 points1 point ago

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bubbles!!!!

[–]harmedgreen 0 points1 point ago

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Best series ever. He is my favorite :D

[–]ark1medez 0 points1 point ago

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DÅSESKJUUUUUL

[–]permissiontolurk 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Bubbles!

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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big upvote for bubbs

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the guy from Office Space?

[–]snippy_gerbil 11 points12 points ago

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This is "Bubbles" from the tv series "Trailer Park Boys". You are thinking of "Milton" from "Office Space".

[–]wookienuts 2 points3 points ago

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There's something fuckey about him

[–]nexsin 1 point2 points ago

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TPB = Awesome.

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, reddit is a secret society of everybody in the world who thinks they're in a secret society when really they're just basically on another version of facebook.

So obscure, reddit.

[–]Frankstg -1 points0 points ago

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This guy is from trailer park boys right ?

[–]kevinproche 2 points3 points ago

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yes

[–]freecandy_van -1 points0 points ago

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Way to steal his karma before he could sign up. Awesome friend.

[–]Astrotard-Jones -3 points-2 points ago

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I didn't even look at the picture but I downvoted. I fucking hate you.