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[–]Toast_n_Gravy 29 points30 points ago

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I don't even care if this is shopped, I lol'd

[–]Harold_Grundelson 14 points15 points ago

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Owl be the judge of that.

[–]MultiplyTheBear 3 points4 points ago

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I don't give a hoot about what you think.

[–]xcforlife 0 points1 point ago

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You've gotta be kitten me!

[–]FirstNewGuyReturns 1 point2 points ago

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This owl looks like a pussy.

[–]Phrea 0 points1 point ago

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It's very uncommon, but some hooters do.

[–]pavankpbhat 0 points1 point ago

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I owl'd

[–]Beefyous 3 points4 points ago

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MMEEEOOOOWWWWLLLLL

[–]eroticon 0 points1 point ago

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comment funnier than picture... upvote to you sir

[–]AndyJarosz 17 points18 points ago

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True story:

On the set of a movie (I forgot which) Christopher Walken was acting that day. All day, he had been eyeing a fountain that was near where they were shooting.

Lunch comes around, he takes off his clothes and dissapears. A few people spot him in the fountain, water up to his eyes.

Lunch is over, and when he comes back, the director asks him where the heck he was.

He responds,

"For lunch, I was a crocodile."

[–]Epicman 9 points10 points ago

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If only it were actually true.

[–]eyecite 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more cowbell either way.

[–]stinerG 4 points5 points ago

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The owls are not what they seem.

[–]Deviantbastard 2 points3 points ago

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Something something hooters something something pussy.

[–]yawetag12 4 points5 points ago

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My four-year-old laughs then says, "Can I see a photo of an owl with spots running like a cheetah with writing that says, 'Leave me alone, today I'm a cheetah'?"

I expect results soon -- he's very impatient.

[–]tsundao 2 points3 points ago

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Identity crisis

[–]CleanBaldy 1 point2 points ago

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Damned owls...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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It's preening. I have seen that several times.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit. Just a few hours ago I was thinking about how owls are like the cats of the bird species!

[–]upandrunning 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit. Just a few hours ago I was thinking about how cats are like the owls of the feline species!

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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The Owl in the Pussycat.

[–]free_range_veal 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of this Dead Kennedys' song

[–]BewRadleyB 0 points1 point ago

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You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!

[–]Acucarea 0 points1 point ago

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It rhymes :o

[–]bojang 0 points1 point ago

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No chance of being left alone, Reddit loves owls.

[–]digitumn 0 points1 point ago

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mjaowl

[–]mustardgator 0 points1 point ago

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"leave me owlone" FTFY

[–]StevieBoySwag 0 points1 point ago

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I hate cats, but this is okay because it's an owl

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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"The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

In a beautiful pea green boat ..."

And this is the resulting love child

[–]PENDRAGON23 0 points1 point ago

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meo cough ... I mean hoo hoo

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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This is a real. At some point, an owl and a cat had it away and this is the result.

[–]Down_Votes_All_Cats 0 points1 point ago

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Even shopped cats shall be downvoted.

[–]RandomRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Leave me

put sunglasses...

Owlone!

[–]Lazerus42 0 points1 point ago

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the legends are true... the owlcat exists (distance cousin of the man-bearpig)

[–]rraptor1985 0 points1 point ago

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It's an owl... <--- Don't you say? (me to myself)

[–]heetic -1 points0 points ago

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Leave me "OWL"one

[–]SalahadinPL -1 points0 points ago

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