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[–]Chameo 11 points12 points ago

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[–]CocoSavege 1 point2 points ago

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Cannot unhear.

[–]mariod505 0 points1 point ago

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How did you do that?

[–]Vohr 0 points1 point ago

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Sorcery.

[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 12 points13 points ago

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Some what relevant http://i.imgur.com/3IyRD.gif

[–]OilySalmon 1 point2 points ago

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That dog is an ass.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 7 points8 points ago

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More indisputable evidence that cat, in fact, are massive dicks.

[–]TheBoogerGame 6 points7 points ago

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Told you to STOP EATING MY CATNIP

[–]surfnaked 2 points3 points ago

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Cat thinks he's a lion taking down a wildebeest on the Serengeti.

[–]MrPeterWiggin 4 points5 points ago

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Fuckin baby was askin for it.

[–]lordwow 1 point2 points ago

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We're posting gifs of American's Funniest Home Videos now? Is that what it's come to?

[–]jhksauser 1 point2 points ago

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Is the cat's name Mario?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Funny if you're a cat person.. I still think this is funnier.

[–]cockofdoodie 3 points4 points ago

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But that dog had no idea the kid was around the corner...that cat on the other hand ಠ_ಠ

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

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That was helmet to helmet on a defenseless receiver. 15K fine and a one game suspension.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I shouldn't be laughing, I'm an asshole.

[–]Naberius 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen enough babies terrorizing cats to be pretty sure that kid had it coming.

[–]joequin 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen enough cats terrorizing everything under the sun to know that it doesn't matter if the baby had it coming. They play by pretending to kill. I love cats, but they are terrifying beasts.

[–]Reizarvg 1 point2 points ago

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My cat played last night by attacking a road map of Britain. He hit it and then got terrified when it moved and leapt backwards 3 feet. 'Terrifying beast' is literally the last way I'd describe him.

[–]joequin 2 points3 points ago*

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They're one of the few animals I know of that torture animals for fun.

[–]Reizarvg 1 point2 points ago

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My cat's too lazy to go outside, so I'm not particularly well versed on their torture methods.

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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My cat is apparently retarded, he kills stuff almost immediately.

[–]idrawinmargins 0 points1 point ago

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Baby bump.

[–]ronan81184 0 points1 point ago

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DINNERS READY.......... Oh no u dont !!!!!

[–]AmosX117 0 points1 point ago

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My god thats my cousin.

[–]Red_AtNight 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, needs more Bob Saget babytalking.

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

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Teach you to steal my milk, bitch!

[–]Tyler114 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like a crawler from COD zombies haha

[–]SmiteHiggins 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ScottFromCanada 0 points1 point ago

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Go! Bwaaaaaaaaa

[–]drunknlonely12 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid baby.

[–]monamona75 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to Take Me Out while watching this...