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[–]chimpington 163 points164 points ago

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in case anyone thought this was real, i believe it is from a terrible Australian comedy show called 'Comedy Inc.'

[–]TrueBlueAussie 52 points53 points ago

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You are correct.

[–]JackassPenguinass 9 points10 points ago

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This guy knows - he`s a True Aussie.

[–]feureau -1 points0 points ago

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No, he's not. His writing's right side up.

[–]opek1987 1 point2 points ago

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˙ʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ǝɹɐ noʎ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fact: Only Mel Gibson has managed to be true blue, and he had to pretend he was Scottish first.

[–]tanjoodo 0 points1 point ago

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` != '

[–]throwmeaway76 20 points21 points ago*

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It's not terrible. At least I liked it when it aired here.

They made this parody of Tatu and they had Emily Taheny.

[–]jjzaus 6 points7 points ago

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I thought this show was great as a teenager. I also remember there only being 5 channels. What were going to watch? Gilmore Girls?

[–]capnmidnite 9 points10 points ago

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Gilmore Girls is fantastic.

[–]cookedbread 4 points5 points ago

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Not gonna lie, girlfriend started to make me watch it with her and now we're on the third season and I ask her if she wants to watch it sometimes. I think the name just drives people away. I mean yeah there's sappy moments or times when they're being spoiled brats but the comedy is good.

[–]Gpr1me 2 points3 points ago

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You mean gabmore girls

[–]thegravytrain 6 points7 points ago

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Gilmore Girls?

Me gusta.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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ithoughtthisshowwasgreatasateenagerialsorememberthereonlybeing5channelswhatweregoingtowatchgilmoregirls

Gilmorified your comment.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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ithoughtthisshowwasgreatasateenagerialsorememberthereonlybeing5channelswhatweregoingtowatchgilmoregirls

Gilmorified your comment.

[–]solarnexus 1 point2 points ago

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Money in the bank, every time you wank.

Thats so deep maaayn.

[–]aherco 0 points1 point ago

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I remember it had the kid from Hey Dad

[–]slanky06 9 points10 points ago

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That's funny, because there is a terrible Canadian comedy show called 'Comedy Inc.' as well. I have always firmly believed that it is the worst example of Canadian comedy, or comedy in general for that matter. So how terrible is your 'Comedy Inc.' exactly?

[–]chimpington 5 points6 points ago

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bad enough that it got moved to a crazy timeslot and changed name to 'The Late Shift'. but i've never been big on sketch comedy shows in general. I do like a bit of Mitchell and Webb though.

[–]reimburst 3 points4 points ago

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Mitchell and Webb is great. Very consistent too.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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they certainly aren't consistent, they even acknowledged this fact in one of their sketches

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

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[–]shibblywibbly 4 points5 points ago

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Sooo bad. Worse than the multiplying mime-laughtrack-shitty-prank-shows. And those are fuckin' bad.

[–]dontquestionme 1 point2 points ago

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What's wrong with mimes, you racist?

[–]wingman182 -3 points-2 points ago

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What's wrong with mimes, you xenophobist?

FTFY

[–]tripled153 0 points1 point ago

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Some of the pranks are actually kinda funny, but you honestly need to watch the show on mute.

[–]Vainglory 0 points1 point ago

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it's pretty much based around the 'lol that wasn't what i thought they meant' humor. it's sometimes funny but very one dimensional.

[–]johnyutah 0 points1 point ago

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This screenshot makes all the crap worth it.

[–]StalinsLastStand 0 points1 point ago

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A "mime-laughtrack" wouldn't be very loud.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It was fine. Nothing to write home about, but I got some laughs out of it.

[–]smncameron 0 points1 point ago

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I can verify that Canada's version of Comedy Inc. is the worst. As a nation, it is almost bad enough to nullify The Kids in the Hall and SCTV.

[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

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I wish i could say that comedy inc isnt bad enough to nullify the effects of sctv and kids in the hall... but i just can't. it's just that. bad.

have you noticed comedy channel has gone to complete shit? i dont have cable but i tuned in the other day and it was playing cash cab. FUCKING CASH CAB. CASH CAB IS NOT FUCKING COMEDY BY ANYBODY'S STANDARDS.

[–]BorisAcornKing -1 points0 points ago

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just for laughs gags is worse.

just for laughs gags is the worst thing imaginable.

[–]CurlyJeff 2 points3 points ago

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hey, it's not terrible, at least it wasn't when i was 12
waaait

[–]brainstain 3 points4 points ago

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The joke was also made on Whose Line is it Anyway around when Millionaire first came out.

[–]dtstuff9 2 points3 points ago

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[–]k1ko -3 points-2 points ago*

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NO CHEATING YOU IDIOT!

Obviously some people haven't seen Whose Line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OBNUNZsb9Y

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's a shame, I was going to suggest his face be a new meme, possibly with the caption "What a bunch of fuck"..

[–]sturmeh 1 point2 points ago

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...and here it is!

The show's not terrible, it's just not appealing to non-Aussie audiences.

We think similarly of all US comedy skit shows and 'funniest home video' shows.

[–]DWells55 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but our comedy skit shows and funniest home videos actually are terrible.

[–]sturmeh 0 points1 point ago

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Aye indeed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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your_opinion_man.jpg

I happened to think that that show was a pretty fun watch.

[–]fizzrate 0 points1 point ago

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Is that you final answer?

[–]WatchDogx 0 points1 point ago

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When I was in high school we had this guy as a substitute teacher. Apparently doing terrible sketches for 'Comedy Inc' doesn't bring in the big bucks.

[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

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You aussies suck. Comedy inc, and summer heights high and whatever other shit show that talentless fuck from summer heights had are the worst things i have ever seen on television. of course, this isnt the fault of the people but the fault of the people making tv.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen that show, and I think it's great.

[doctors wheel a patient around a hospital]

"THIS MAN IS NOT GONNA DIE IN MY WARD!"

[they go through a door]

"We're in the pediatric ward."

[doctors walk away]

"Okay, let's leave him here. That was close."

[–]Fingercuffs1 0 points1 point ago

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I liked Comedy Inc.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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It was absolutely hilarious to fourteen year old me. The douchebag...

[–]RageGodReed 0 points1 point ago

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Terrible? I think you mean hilarious.

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[–]CurlyJeff 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Sir_Knumskull 23 points24 points ago

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If anyone is confused by the previous poster's comment, I actually managed to find a legitimate source with the answer.

As we can see from table 1 on this page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_alphabet

It does indeed say that the first letter in the alphabet is A, which is option C in OP's pic.

[–]unclerummy 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for tracking that down.

[–]Terrorsaurus 4 points5 points ago

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Question: why did you post a picture of a cock?

I think this meme is lost on me.

[–]CurlyJeff 4 points5 points ago

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Anti-Joke chicken
waaait

[–]upvote_or_get_AIDS 3 points4 points ago

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Someone get this guy a medal.

[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

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Final Answer?

[–]jonas747 11 points12 points ago

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Wait.... What is the right answer?

[–]GNG 13 points14 points ago

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A

[–]Gunski 15 points16 points ago

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But... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Darktidemage 4 points5 points ago

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No. The correct answer is C.

[–]Underyx 5 points6 points ago

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But... ಠ_ಠ

[–]JackassPenguinass 2 points3 points ago

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This, the guy above saying A is a MORON.

[–]DWells55 0 points1 point ago

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That's what he said, A.

[–]Darktidemage 0 points1 point ago

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"A" is a wrong answer.

[–]jacob2013 9 points10 points ago

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A, final answer.. wait NO SHIT C!

[–]JX3 14 points15 points ago

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"Bottom left"

[–]PlentyGreat 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of one of my favourite joke-questions from Australian comedy show Good News Week: "According to our national anthem, our land is girt by a) Bees b) Sea or c) Eh?"

Of course asked to a very confused American who was a guest on the show.

[–]CurlyJeff 8 points9 points ago

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[–]junkmanuk 7 points8 points ago

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Is it only me getting that appalling music in the background on that link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEbG8eAoK3M

[–]CurlyJeff 1 point2 points ago

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Wow i somehow didn't notice this when i posted it

[–]Tovora 0 points1 point ago

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I'm getting it as well, what the hell.

[–]doitforthederp 8 points9 points ago

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The first letter of "the English alphabet" is T.

[–]Tovora 2 points3 points ago

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How do you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.

[–]frostbite795 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Punchbowl_Trent 3 points4 points ago

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Letter E

[–]Darktidemage 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the question "If you had to choose randomly what is the probability you will answer this question correctly"

A: 25% B: 50% C: 25% D: 0%

[–]Cocomows 0 points1 point ago

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It reminds me of this test. Have fun !

[–]Thisisacoolname -1 points0 points ago

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Two are the same. That makes it 50% then.

[–]Darktidemage 1 point2 points ago

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So you are saying the correct answer is B and you have a 50% chance of picking that answer if you pick randomly?

[–]pureeviljester 1 point2 points ago

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If 50% is the right answer then it would be 25% chance you would randomly choose it.

[–]JackassPenguinass -1 points0 points ago

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Is it 0%?

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

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"trolling" has about hit the word "epic" in terms of over use

[–]Sojoez 0 points1 point ago

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I chose answer C.

[–]clouds31 0 points1 point ago

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[–]henry82 0 points1 point ago

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Comedy inc. = worst. comedy. ever.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's the million dollar question

[–]meatwad75892 0 points1 point ago

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It's X, right?

[–]I_CATS 0 points1 point ago

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The real answer is T.

T B C D E F G and so on...

[–]Namco51 0 points1 point ago

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This guy's face needs to be rastered into rage comic ready format.

[–]WatchDogx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ChastityPanda -5 points-4 points ago

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Technically none of them, it's called the Latin (or Roman) alphabet, not the English alphabet.

[–]SiddharthaWolf 17 points18 points ago*

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Disagree, Latin is the family of alphabets, the set differs depending on the letters used within each language. They have the same base but have their own unique combinations and extra letters (i.e. Czech letters with the hacek, Polish S, Z, A etc... umlauted letters, accents and so forth). Hence I think it is still fair to phrase the question this way. EDIT: Basically I think this criticism is more pedantic than inaccurate*

[–]headphonehalo 1 point2 points ago

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Do you mean "disagreed" or "I disagree"?

[–]SiddharthaWolf 5 points6 points ago

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"I disagree", got a bad habit of dropping pronouns, apologise.

[–]PureOhms 0 points1 point ago

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Dropping pronouns in relatively colloquial use of language isn't that uncommon, even for English.

[–]Barney21 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, there's no J, K, U, W, X, Y, or Z in the Latin alphabet, strictly speaking.

J is a variation of I, and U and W are variations of V. K, X, Y and Z are Greek.

And the Romans only had capital letters, but that's another story.

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[–]mickeyquicknumbers 2 points3 points ago

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Can we not let this already-tired meme take over reddit?

[–]Thisisacoolname 0 points1 point ago

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um i am not retired you fucking bitch what is your problem with me and calling me a retired is horrible cause some people are retired and they can't help it they were born with lack of oxygen.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fine, your loss.

It's not a meme; I was just trying to be creative in raising awareness of the impact of SOPA. But if you're really not that bothered about having your internet censored, I won't make you waste two seconds of your life looking at my comments.

[–]Darktidemage -1 points0 points ago

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This is not an example of trolling.