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[–]YooneekYoosahNeahm 23 points24 points ago

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At first glance that looked like: Mustard, Blood and Sponges :(

[–]load_more_comets 3 points4 points ago*

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I probably have a sick mind, but I thought "my this scat eater is actually a looker".

edit: used thought font.

[–]Yeeslander 5 points6 points ago

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It's likely that blood and sponges will be involved before he's done.

[–]jumpup 10 points11 points ago

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always wonder abut those people , like ok we are going to photograph you with peanut butter on your chin and bread on your ears any questions?

[–]knirefnel 16 points17 points ago

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Could be one of those weird stock photos

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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But, see, at least the cake pillow could be interpreted to mean the man is anxious and losing sleep over getting older or getting married or something.

What could sandwich shaving mean?

[–]knirefnel 6 points7 points ago

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The PB&J represents childhood and innocence while shaving is a mark of manhood and growing older. The man is looking at himself conflicted whether he should live in the past as he has done for so long or to find some way to deal with to embrace the future though this is difficult for him as evident by his several-day stubble. Now look at his face carefully. At first it seems like he's smirking but this is an optical illusion created by the condiments he has smeared on his face. His eyes are empty and his mouth is horizontal because he knows that there is but one answer for his dilemma, and it's in his hand.

[–]xyroclast 2 points3 points ago

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I like it. You'll go far in this town.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

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So ronery!

[–]sneakysneakypanda 1 point2 points ago

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FACE CAKE.

[–]Kanin 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually how I shave myself, the bread serves as level for the side of the ears.

[–]sopimusician 32 points33 points ago

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Get out of here pbj. You can't be shaving cream. You're too sticky! Silly pbj.

[–]HemHaw 0 points1 point ago

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This was the comment that led me to understand that the right side of the man's face was not covered in blood. Thank you.

[–]ja4477 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HemHaw 1 point2 points ago

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(I am viewing in 256 colors)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why not?

[–]bigbabich 4 points5 points ago

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Joseph Fiennes can't take being overshadowed by his brother and finally fucking snaps.

[–]PunchingBag 4 points5 points ago

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This isn't my shaving cream!

[–]Potatoguy123 5 points6 points ago

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Why not?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That'll be a fun skin infection.

[–]ExcuseMyDerp 3 points4 points ago

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Sometimes you feel like a nut.

[–]InnocuousPenis 3 points4 points ago

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Sometimes you feel like a nut. I know. I checked. Several times.

[–]MadMageMC 3 points4 points ago

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Sometime I feel up a nut, sometime I... Waaaiiit...

[–]InnocuousPenis 2 points3 points ago

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::squeeze-squeeze::

[–]theunpire 15 points16 points ago

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It's peanut butter jelly time!

[–]frenzyboard 4 points5 points ago

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Peanut butter jelly time!

[–]supadupac 3 points4 points ago

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where you at, where you at?

[–]frenzyboard 8 points9 points ago

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Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

[–]Shamson 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think you're ready for this jelly! I don't think you're ready for this jelly!

[–]Stekpanna 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]swood514 2 points3 points ago

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Why not

[–]ZipperLove 2 points3 points ago

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My face hurts now

[–]CroqueMitaine 2 points3 points ago

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Because Fuck You that's why.

[–]perfsurf 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like jack johnson

[–]clkpwb 1 point2 points ago

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that made me feel creepy

[–]Seenterman 1 point2 points ago

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Chris Meloni Y U So Crazy?!?

[–]RushKah 0 points1 point ago

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What you meant to say was Officer Stabler.

[–]bleedingme 1 point2 points ago

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His facial expression made me choke on my banana.

[–]fotografamerika 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually an inside joke between me and my flatmate...and it's depicted EXACTLY as we say. I need a moment.

[–]oxlactile 1 point2 points ago

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Ice chile soap.

[–]ruin 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, rye.

[–]johnny861 1 point2 points ago

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Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

[–]Sirtet 0 points1 point ago

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With a baseball bat!!!

[–]misterraider 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Ryan Gosling?

[–]buckinkaeding 2 points3 points ago

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Because.

[–]InnocuousPenis -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes!

[–]Ccha0t1c 1 point2 points ago

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drugs?

[–]bdkraem 1 point2 points ago

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Ya, why would he use wheat bread. Wonder Bread FTW!

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Potato bread is way better.

[–]Pieloi 0 points1 point ago

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Gillette's been busy, we should ask LeasureGuy for more advice...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god I thought that was blood at first. Whew.

[–]Socialmessup 0 points1 point ago

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Stared at the picture for 10 seconds and then burst out in laughter

[–]Captainpatch 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, if it is creamy peanut butter and it is warm you could probably get a decent shave with it.

The jelly side would be horrible though.

[–]billin 0 points1 point ago

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You know why. (wiggles eyebrows)

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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"Because it's YOUR dog! Get it?"

[–]martinsulistio 0 points1 point ago

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thank goodness. I thought it was poop and blood

[–]HoMaster 0 points1 point ago

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Because now it has 10 blades.

[–]sentient_afterbirth 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was that I had stumbled upon a scat post.

[–]sonic911 0 points1 point ago

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whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? ....i cant peanut butter my cock up your ass

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Well, technically...

[–]timmy2000 0 points1 point ago

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Because if it's stupid someone will do it.

[–]GiggityGiggidy 0 points1 point ago

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Kramer?

[–]brotteofeo 0 points1 point ago

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This guy looks just like Ted Leo

[–]Caprica6 0 points1 point ago

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Peanut butter and jelly manwich.

[–]webspacker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Immalamp 0 points1 point ago

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WHY THE FUCK NOT?

[–]aTrenchedOwl 0 points1 point ago

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Because he can!

[–]skinheaddrone 0 points1 point ago

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1 guy 1 razor.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShampocalypseWOW 0 points1 point ago

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Shaving your PB&Face sandwich isn't normal...

But on jelly it is.

[–]Greasy 0 points1 point ago

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He's obviously a disciple of Barry Goldwater.

[–]Magnificent_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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This image belongs in /r/spacedicks

[–]GhostalMedia 0 points1 point ago

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Chili soap works better

[–]ediboyy 0 points1 point ago

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[10]

[–]ljarvie 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PrincessoPower 0 points1 point ago

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To see which gives the closest shave. Duh.

[–]Syrek78 0 points1 point ago

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That is horrifying to look at, it makes me feel all gross.

[–]bjornkrage 0 points1 point ago

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why not?

[–]Omnighost 0 points1 point ago

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He's inbred.

[–]bstormy 0 points1 point ago

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It's peanut butter jelly time! EDIT: Damn it... I thought I was the first one to mention it... oh well, who cares about comment karma anyways?

[–]mynameistrollirl 0 points1 point ago

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sometimes you have to improvise when you're out of shaving cream.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the cake pillow stock photo

[–]lc234 0 points1 point ago

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Why not?

[–]Somean 0 points1 point ago

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I need me a sammich now..

[–]myksane 0 points1 point ago

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In socialist Polska, sandwich eat YOU!

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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Is he...is he considered a manwich now?

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine the razor burn! Actually don't, it's painful.

[–]Jgusdaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Girls put stranger Lush products than this on their faces.

[–]BobertSillyus 0 points1 point ago

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Sandwich Victims Unit

[–]ChickenBeans 0 points1 point ago

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Hungry? Why wait,,,

[–]lurkertarian 0 points1 point ago

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He was out of bananas?

[–]LtDominator 0 points1 point ago

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Why not...

[–]vandelay714 0 points1 point ago

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Princess Leia?

[–]tomasgdvl -1 points0 points ago

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Why not mayonnaise?

[–]i_dno_do_u -1 points0 points ago

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WHY NOT ZOIDBERG

[–]EsquilaxHortensis -1 points0 points ago

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This is a submission truly worth of /r/WTF. =)

[–]I_SHAT_A_CAT -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe if you're a sheltered child who was raised by fundies and just got on the internet for the first time.