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[–]shbap 183 points184 points ago

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I officially am a supporter of the Mario Party.

[–]Vilvos 21 points22 points ago

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Wario 2012!

[–]DarkGamer 17 points18 points ago

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He'd be better than Newt

[–]ggalitz 6 points7 points ago

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Bowser 2012: Hey look, I'm not the worst here now, am I?

[–]altosax29b 9 points10 points ago

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If he eats Bachmann then he's got my vote.

[–]MationMac -3 points-2 points ago

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upvote

[–]Hayor 0 points1 point ago

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As long as we let him keep Princess Peach, I'm sure he'll be fair.

[–]ggalitz 1 point2 points ago

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Bowser will close down Guantanamo Bay and bring in new American jobs to build some castles.

flawless victory

[–]Hayor -1 points0 points ago

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Unlike that bastard Mario, he won't jump on the heads of the poor or out troops for doing their job.

[–]GoingToLose -2 points-1 points ago

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They already did election shit to hype up one of the mario party games. I think it was MP6, maybe 5.

[–]illvm 3 points4 points ago

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Official game of turning friends into bitter enemies since 1998.

[–]Twitchh -1 points0 points ago

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I've ended a relationship over this game.

Stupid bitch kept stealing my stars!

[–]JavaLSU 39 points40 points ago

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What happened to Old Gingrich?

[–]dertydan 30 points31 points ago

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New Gingrich ate him.

[–]Yst 7 points8 points ago

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She turned me into a newt!

[–]Nerbelwerzer 4 points5 points ago

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...A newt?!

[–]gtarget 3 points4 points ago

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I got better...

[–]Mysterious_Lesions 0 points1 point ago

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Oldt Gingrich.

[–]ThisIsntTrolling 59 points60 points ago

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Peach = Michele Bachmann

Mario = Rick Parry

Wario = Herman Cain

Luigi = Newt Gingrich

[–]eLiE64 68 points69 points ago

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Ron Paul starts at the bottom of the mountain

[–]Sevsquad 49 points50 points ago

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no he's the frozen shy guy.

[–]someguy945 30 points31 points ago

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WTF? I have logged untold hours on Mario Party 1 AND seen this animated gif on multiple occasions and have never noticed the gigantic frozen shy guy directly in the middle of the screen before.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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IIRC, the ice mountain level did not appear until Mario Party 2.

You are out of your element!

[–]someguy945 2 points3 points ago

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If this gif is from MP2, then that explains everything. Mario Party 1 had an identical game on a different mountain, then.

[–]asdofikjasdlfkjqwpea 3 points4 points ago

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[–]someguy945 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for the info. i didnt realize that they reused some of the same mini-game ideas THAT blatantly :-P

i have very little experience with MP2 so it's no wonder that I have never noticed the frozen shy guy before

[–]Epicman 14 points15 points ago

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I see it more as:

Peach=Bachmann

Mario=Cain

Wario=Perry

Luigi= Gingrich

[–]larkable 24 points25 points ago

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Peach=Bachmann
Mario=Cain
Wario=PArry
Luigi= Gingrich

That's Parry. With an 'A', for America.

[–]djdalek 19 points20 points ago

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"America" starts with an M.

[–]tbshawk 18 points19 points ago

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Rick Pmrry

[–]hotchrisbfries 5 points6 points ago

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MURRRRRRRRRICA!!!

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yea. Whoops. Muh bad.

[–]mitrie -1 points0 points ago

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...and for IowA.

[–]ThisIsntTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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WHOOPS

I knew I should have double checked.

Or I can just blame Colbert.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 8 points9 points ago

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So then Donald trump is the start menu?

[–]My_First_Pony 50 points51 points ago

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Donald Trump is the hair that gets caught in the slot and you have to blow it out before your 64 will start up.

[–]nodefect -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, you want me to blow Donald Trump? That's sick.

[–]Parkmayn -2 points-1 points ago

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He's the toad handing out all the stars.

[–]Shadax 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my girlfriend the other day:

"You know there's a guy named Newt? Newt."

I replied "You mean like, Newt Gingrich?"

"There're more Newts? Who the hell names their kid NEWT."

"Do you know someone named Newt?"

"No, it's just some old guy on tv."

[–]Phantoom -1 points0 points ago

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Nah. Luigi is totally Romney. Newt is just getting a late start rolling.

[–]Tsilvino 22 points23 points ago

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I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Here, have this upvote.

[–]Lemon1412[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Here's the source.

[–]customconcern 0 points1 point ago

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I can't tell if these are tears of laughter or of horror.

[–]PabbleDabble 12 points13 points ago

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Rick Perry isn't ashamed to say that he plays Peach.

[–]cebedec 19 points20 points ago*

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I play Mariocart 64 religiously, but you don't need to powerslide through Sherbet Land everytime to see that there is something wrong about the gameplay when gays can play openly as Peach but I'm not allowed to take the shortcut in Wario Stadium. As President of the Nintendo Club, I'll end the war on shortcuts. And I'll fight against lamer's attacks on our jumping skills. Exploiting glitches made gamers strong. It can make them strong again. I'm Toad and I rule on reverse Turnpike.

[–]BilllyMayes 1 point2 points ago

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That was beautiful... Just beautiful.

[–]ambivilant 3 points4 points ago

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"Yea, Peach is butter!"

[–]viTRiOLL 10 points11 points ago

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Except the next round is where America falls off the cliff.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 10 points11 points ago

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At this point it doesn't really matter who wins. The GOP is going to be at its lowest point since 1964 after the 2012 election.

[–]Carl_Wheathers 6 points7 points ago

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With the Democrats only slightly lower...

[–]Spiro_Agnew 3 points4 points ago*

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Obama could take a shit on the oval office rug on national TV and still not bring the Democratic party as low as they were in 1972 (at least in presidential politics). Besides, all that matters for them is that their party is a better choice than the other party - and right now, that shit is looking pretty good compared to anything the GOP has pushed out. Voter disenchantment and apathy have been pretty high over the past 50 years, it's not really that much of a problem as far as electoral strategy goes.

Edit: accidently a word

[–]ObligatoryResponse 1 point2 points ago

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I'd point out that this site has a well known liberal bias, but nobody could claim anything but a conservative bias from Spiro Agnew, so your comment is probably true.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know... I clearly said something worthy of downvotes. Too much bias? Not enough bias? Should I be waving my hands in the air talking about the collapse of the two party system?

[–]french1canadian2 1 point2 points ago

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I'm downvoting anything political in r/funny, regardless of bias or opinion.

[–]Carl_Wheathers -1 points0 points ago

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It's ok, lots of people can't think for themselves either.

[–]KillerVendingMachine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Carl_Wheathers 0 points1 point ago

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Not being an asshole, but Reddit Gold would have been a better gift than posting this to my every comment...

[–]Carl_Wheathers 1 point2 points ago

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The downvotes are probably from the people who realize that both parties are exactly the same bullshit and that we are going to continue to be shat upon by them instead of represented by them for all the days that they exist.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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That's simply not true. The parties have gone through periods like this several times in the past century - the same thing always happens. People get disillusioned with the parties, a third party forms, gets popular, scares the party establishment, and they change their party line in order to re-absorb the third party, thus renewing the two party system. The third party always fades away after one or two cycles. From the Populist Party and William Jennings Bryan in 1896 to 1968 and 72 with George Wallace and his American Independent party - third parties will herald a party realignment, but not the end of the two party system. American politics are actually quite stable, despite the outward appearance of chaos. These times are certainly chaotic, but, historically, they're nothing special.

[–]mp2146 0 points1 point ago

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I know you probably get this a lot, but the decision in your rematch with Balboa was bullshit. You won that fight.

[–]Carl_Wheathers 1 point2 points ago

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I do get this a lot and you are absolutely right.

[–]KillerVendingMachine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]KillerVendingMachine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Carl_Wheathers 0 points1 point ago

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Not being an asshole, but Reddit Gold would have been a better gift than posting this to my every comment...

[–]13143 -2 points-1 points ago

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Not to preach to the choir, but I just don't see the independents (who generally decide the elections) voting for Gingrich over Obama, no matter how much people are angry with Obama.

[–]KillerVendingMachine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Carl_Wheathers 0 points1 point ago

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Not being an asshole, but Reddit Gold would have been a better gift than posting this to my every comment...

[–]brobert4 2 points3 points ago

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Ron Paul :(?

[–]Epicman 1 point2 points ago

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What a hilarious way to start my morning. Goddamn that was funny.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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downvoted, reported, called the cops.

no politics in r/funny please

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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The target is in my sights.

Firing...

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW[!] 5 points6 points ago

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I'd like to take a second from all the tomfoolery and make a tiny observation. This, is obviously a repost . .no wait . . don't go reaching for the downvote just yet! . .calm down . .jeez. Ok so . .like I was saying, this here, is a repost. I know you know is a repost. But damnit, this is a repost being done RIGHT. You've packaged something we've all seen before, and with a super clever new title the fact that I've seen this before makes it even more entertaining because I think "Oh wow . . . I should've thought of that! . .that's fun" And so , even though I've seen this quite a shitton of times, I still decide to give yo my upvote :D Keep on doing it right brother!

[–]baldbeagle 3 points4 points ago

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i agree with this, but i also don't understand the preponderance of posts with typos in the title. i mean, it's the fucking TITLE. it's the introduction of your post to the eager eyes of reddit. you can't proofread one goddamned sentence???

[–]andthisone[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Whoops, I was in a rush. :(

[–]andthisone[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, man. I submitted it and slammed my laptop shut. The next morning i was like ಠ_ಠ when my karma blew up. I've submitted tons of crap on various accounts, sometimes you just get lucky. :P

[–]Farisr9k -1 points0 points ago

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Expect there was another post with this with the title

"RepublicanPrimaries.gif"

It's basically the same joke worded differently with the same fucking image. Even that post was a repost.

So no. No I will not upvote it.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW[!] -1 points0 points ago

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If I haven't seen it , it's new to me!

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

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That's a bad attitude to have.

[–]THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Call the attitude authorities!

[–]ObligatoryResponse -2 points-1 points ago

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A joke is only as good as its delivery. This is the first time it was delivered properly.

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

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It's been delivered many times. How do you know this is the first time it was delivered properly?

[–]ObligatoryResponse 1 point2 points ago

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I'm good at search.

[–]queenbrewer -2 points-1 points ago

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Hear, hear!

[–]piv0t 1 point2 points ago

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god this was a perfect analogy

[–]kmmeerts 1 point2 points ago

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And Ron Paul is the frozen ShyGuy.

[–]Postiez 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know if its because I'm tired but this has me laughing to tears! It's just so accurate!

[–]hannibalsmith1992 0 points1 point ago

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You should have made Newt Wario

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a sweet roll?

[–]KeenDreams 0 points1 point ago

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Personally I'm a fan of middle-aged Gingrich.

[–]Plurralbles 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hate this guy so much.

[–]ArtVanDeLayArchitect 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me feel two things:

  1. Sad and bewildered at the state of political discourse and the GOP in general.

and, more importantly

  1. Where's my N64? I wanna play that game again!

[–]aggrazel 3 points4 points ago

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This makes me feel three things:

  1. Princess Peach is a Hottie

  2. Why are there two 1.s in your post.

  3. .... uhh ... I can't remember the third thing. EPA?

[–]Suniikaa 0 points1 point ago

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Yet again, Luigi wins by doing nothing.

[–]brolix 0 points1 point ago

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what you've actually posted is how Romney wins... Gingrich is Mario.

[–]samofny 0 points1 point ago

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There have been a lot of title fails recently

[–]funkgerm 0 points1 point ago

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I just can't trust a guy with an amphibian name.

[–]SirFinance 0 points1 point ago

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This has been reposted so many times in relation to the Republican candidates (replace Gingrich with Cain, Paul, etc in each post)

[–]mimpatcha 0 points1 point ago

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got item?

[–]Gregoff 0 points1 point ago

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Oddly enough, Newt looks more like a cross between Toad and Wario

[–]waffle_fries -1 points0 points ago

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I'd say he is more of a Wario, honestly.

[–]Roscko 0 points1 point ago

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Republicans are dumb.

[–]pulp_before_sunrise 0 points1 point ago

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you're probably getting downvoted for a blatant sweeping generalization.

[–]Contradiction11 -1 points0 points ago

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Vote for Ron Paul. Sure you disagree with some of his kooky ideas, but he is willing to END WAR and END PROHIBITION. If Obama can promise change and then lead us to SOPA and NDAA, we can put up with Paul's antics too. The point is we need a corner turned on a few things and Paul's the guy to do it.

[–]jimcrator -1 points0 points ago

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Seems more like an animation of how Romney retained the lead.

Poll numbers are misleading.

[–]wanttoseemycat -2 points-1 points ago

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Get this shit in politics.

[–]Anonymous3891 -1 points0 points ago

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The rules are more like actual guidelines, really.

[–]Alexxandros -1 points0 points ago

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This is also how ron paul will win.

[–]Alexxandros -2 points-1 points ago

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RON PAUL 2012!

[–]irregularity2 -1 points0 points ago

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i love how mario couldn't decide who to knock off and it cost him.

[–]Earthbounds -1 points0 points ago

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This made me lol very very hard and almost spit coffee on my monitor. you sir have my upvote and support :)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This was originally used for Ron Paul; honestly I think its still him.

[–]NoBridge -1 points0 points ago

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[–]coindingo -1 points0 points ago

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Soooo good lol.

[–]french1canadian2 -4 points-3 points ago

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I seriously love how politics can make it outside of r/politics as long as it is making fun of a Republican in one way or another.

[–]andthisone[S] 0 points1 point ago

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A simple search can show that you are wrong. This is one of many posts in /r/funny mocking Obama: one of many unpopular democrats.

[–]roseisme -2 points-1 points ago

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im pretty sure its Newt...

[–]Krescentia_ -3 points-2 points ago

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ROFL That's freaking halrious!!