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[–]Relient-J 18 points19 points ago

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Turned water into PBR

[–]chris_blum_123 6 points7 points ago

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[–]MajorMol 1 point2 points ago

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Me: Before i was cool...does that mean... Jesus: NO! Me:okay

[–]Cinelli 1 point2 points ago

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Jokes on him: I've never been cool.

[–]Pfeffersack 0 points1 point ago

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Not Jesus' problem: He chose you before birth.

[–]empressalex 1 point2 points ago

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God bless those with a sense of humor.

[–]T-Bone29 1 point2 points ago

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Is this Concordia Lutheran in South Saint Paul MN? If so, I play drums there on Saturday nights.

[–]aw29 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, hipster me saw this before anyone on reddit

[–]Bobilip 0 points1 point ago

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[–]taco_tuesdays 1 point2 points ago

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From six months ago? Seriously?

[–]Bobilip 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Relient-J 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure OP apologizes for not memorizing the internet

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster jesus knows SOPA don't work, look at egypt enets.

[–]adolf-hipster 0 points1 point ago

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You guys just think jesus is soooooo cool, don't cha?

[–]dcoldiron 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! In your face, I've never been cool!

[–]Messiadbunny 0 points1 point ago

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I've been cool since birth. At least I can hold a handful of skittles? Am I right?

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted because this is the first church sign I've seen on here that's actually real.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I upvoted this before it was cool.

[–]senfood -1 points0 points ago

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I would sit for exactly one sermon because of that sign.

[–]Blazingcrono -5 points-4 points ago

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Well, they're going to hell for mocking Jesus.

[–]ChristJesus 4 points5 points ago

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:)

[–]boxsteam -2 points-1 points ago

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ergo: Jesus doesn't love me

[–]fatkidswinatseesaw -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh wow look this was submitted 6 months ago and is on the top page of funny if you sort by top and within the last year.....

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[–]sams_003 -2 points-1 points ago

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this is my hometown :)