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[–]Solid364 24 points25 points ago

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I read this as: mom...you do this so well!!! What the hell is wrong with me!?

[–]fattyjax 15 points16 points ago

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"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and fuck your mother."

[–]KeithofNazareth 2 points3 points ago

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As did I, friend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing, you are perfectly fine my friend.

[–]mrpunaway 18 points19 points ago

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Ohm G! I find this Re'volt'ing!

[–]Canadian_Beacon 13 points14 points ago

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Must. Resist. Pun thread.

[–]isotope123 8 points9 points ago

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The sex must be... Electrifying.

[–]mrpunaway 10 points11 points ago

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Pun thread? I'm so amped!

[–]daemon14 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not sure watt to write!

[–]mrpunaway 10 points11 points ago

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Wire you questioning yourself?

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 7 points8 points ago

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Didn't know whether to go against the current or not.

[–]jonnypondwater 5 points6 points ago

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Let's not let this thread go to ground.

[–]dudeAwEsome101 6 points7 points ago

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Don't be so negative, this thread is doing fine.

[–]didaskaleinophobic -1 points0 points ago

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So long as people try and keep it current.

[–]PUN_CRUSHER 1 point2 points ago

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PUN ABOUT ELECTRICITY. HA!

[–]demonicsoap 17 points18 points ago

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SOCKET TO ME BABAY!

[–]imightbebaked 5 points6 points ago

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Babay didn't pay child support

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[–]yetanotherx 6 points7 points ago

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[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

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There's a Japanese anime called Dragon Pink, in which the Sorceress has to recharge her mana by sucking off the Barbarian in the group... kinda like that actually. Look it up. It's awesome.

[–]LadyVader7 4 points5 points ago

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you guys know the socket is female, right?

[–]incarn8evil 2 points3 points ago

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People never fail to surprise me

[–]homeyG75 2 points3 points ago

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For a hooker, she has pretty good grammar.

[–]ataripixel 1 point2 points ago

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Socket Trebek

[–]MrWhite_is_TheJoker 1 point2 points ago

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...and that's how I met your mother.

[–]RyanSweigert 1 point2 points ago

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I will never look at those the same way again...

[–]Earth_bound_misfit 1 point2 points ago

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Hello, Smithers. You quite good AT turning ME on.

[–]jrriojase 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]CornBallerBurn 0 points1 point ago

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This should go on /r/Pareidolia immediately!

[–]dinks102 0 points1 point ago

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I will always carry a sharpie for now on.

[–]Phredman 0 points1 point ago

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"I can't believe this is your first charge."

[–]Shimbouzi 0 points1 point ago

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nice try apple

[–]kingdogfish 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never be able to un-see this when I look at a wall-plug

[–]heyiambob 0 points1 point ago

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Took me approximately 9.36 seconds (repeating of course) to figure that one out.

[–]rjostrand 0 points1 point ago

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I don't easily give out upvotes or downvotes. Maybe it's because I'm drunk right now, but this was hilarious. I give my up arrow to you.

[–]bzeurunkl 0 points1 point ago

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Oh geez. this is completely backward.

[–]The1Poe 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought was that I want to draw this on an electrical socket. My next one was that I will draw this on all of my girlfriend's electrical sockets... you know, as a compliment

[–]Jonisaurus 0 points1 point ago

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So this is what American plugs look like...

[–]butt2face 0 points1 point ago

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once again, the interwebs has corrupted my mind.

[–]theheartofgold 0 points1 point ago

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r/pareidolia!

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

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When I looked at the two, I could see there was a spark between them.

[–]AeBeeEll -2 points-1 points ago

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I was at a Halloween party last year where a couple came dressed up as an electrical plug-in and a socket. Subtle!

[–]strongscience62 -2 points-1 points ago

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Generic pun related to electricity and/or sockets for fake internet points.

[–]mrpunaway 1 point2 points ago

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You're just looking to get 'pun'ched.

[–]rbell8910 -1 points0 points ago*

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the sex must be electrifying he must be a 12 watt she was shocked that she became pregnant plug it in, plug it in