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[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 111 points112 points ago

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She isn't impressed.

[–]Beatle_Matt 95 points96 points ago*

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She never looks impressed. I mean, even pictures where she's smiling it looks forced.

...Have you ever had that feeling that a certain celebrity is a complete bitch, even though you've never met them? She does that for me.

[–]hoppi 92 points93 points ago

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Could just be a case of the Chronic Bitchface.

[–]Scuzzzy 57 points58 points ago

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I have the male version of that. Can't count the number of times I have had people comment that I look angry or sad when I'm actually just bored.

[–]oniongasm 21 points22 points ago

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I have chronic sadface. When I'm bored or tired I look sad.

[–]wordybird 13 points14 points ago

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So do I. It leads to a lot of men (sometimes creepy & old) saying things like "smile, sweetheart!"

[–]oniongasm 1 point2 points ago

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I have really expressive eyes and when I revert to chronic sadface people want to take care of me. It works out pretty well.

[–]UncleDozer 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, don't let them get to you... Cheer up sweetheart! ;)

[–]ForgedEmperor 5 points6 points ago

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So many times have I been told to smile, by random strangers on the street. When I'm just really bored.

[–]sir_grumph 13 points14 points ago

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Oh, god, you too? I was just talking about this with someone. Apparently my "I'm concentrating my thoughts" face looks much like my "I'm pissed off about something" face.

I've lost track of the number of times I've been asked what is wrong when I'm contemplating something as profound as what to order for lunch.

[–]mcgerkins 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant username.

[–]coronaride 10 points11 points ago

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Same here. People get bent out of shape because I'm not smiling like an idiot. Apathy != pissed off.

[–]FlyingPenguin900 4 points5 points ago

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Irish?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Cheer up! It might never happen!"

[–]Monochrome_Duck 1 point2 points ago

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I always get this comment: "You never smile, cheer up saddo".

I WAS HAPPY UNTIL YOU SAID THAT D:

[–]blart_history 1 point2 points ago

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If it's by some nerdish girl who cocks her head and asks it overly cutesy-style, she's probably trying to flirt.

[–]Alchemilla 9 points10 points ago

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I suffer from Chronic Bitchface.. I can't tell you how many times I've said "No, really, I'm fine" and honest to god meant it.

[–]praisecarcinoma 9 points10 points ago

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She fronted one of the worst metal bands in existence, she's gotta be pretty bitchy.

[–]RiversOfAwesome 3 points4 points ago

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TIL...

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 13 points14 points ago

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I get that from Helen Hunt, I could never stand her in anything.

[–]Battleflame 21 points22 points ago

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More like Helen Cunt, amirite?

[–]Neebat 26 points27 points ago

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She's gotten to sleep with The Will Smith. After that, there's very little that can impress.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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once he learns a valuable life lesson about consequences and how being positive through troubles you can maintain a strong relationship with anyone. even her.

....except his dad.. his dad's gonna leave his ass to haul trucks for some asshat...

[–]Naly_D 277 points278 points ago

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[–]viridi_turtur 8 points9 points ago

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How did no one reply to this. I fucking died.

/slowclap

[–]vwllss 2 points3 points ago*

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Because we just upvote and move on. Like you're supposed to.

Notice the only thing anyone has to say is "all my internets," "you made me giggle," and longform versions of "UPVOTED!!"

[–]suprmario 1 point2 points ago

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I still think they should do a Fresh Prince movie.

[–]bodiez 7 points8 points ago

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all my internets, they're yours.

[–]stickysodagun 245 points246 points ago

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i have gots to get me one of these!

[–]jasuess 36 points37 points ago

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A nice suit? Yeah, me too... I should be more business professional these days...

[–]Anagram_Of_Your_Name 110 points111 points ago

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TodaysSucking

[–]IAMBollock 51 points52 points ago

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A foamy manure groan

[–]daskrip 5 points6 points ago

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MAIL BLOCK-O

[–]TesticleToe 19 points20 points ago*

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RAP DISK

Bonus gift.

[–]Minigrinch 0 points1 point ago

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DARK PIS

[–]lifeis 13 points14 points ago

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ooh, ooh... do me, do me.

[–]Pyrotical 27 points28 points ago

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penis

[–]lifeis 16 points17 points ago

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U'r a regular Racy Pilot

[–]awesomechemist 1 point2 points ago

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Sifeli

AMIDOINITRITE???

[–]mirkle 2 points3 points ago

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New porn star name, found!

[–]mental_d 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad Ted Mosby was already taken.

[–]LazyDynamite 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for "u'r"

[–]shakensparco 1 point2 points ago

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I just did myself and found SHACK RAPE SON

I appreciate it.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 12 points13 points ago

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lies if

[–]Mattador_ 14 points15 points ago

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i flies

[–]RayBarone 2 points3 points ago

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iFiles

[–]TiredMold 7 points8 points ago

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Oh ho, my name IS ITSELF AN ANAGRAM OF ANOTHER NAME. Take that, novelty account!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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J. K. Rowling called, said she wants her ingenuity back.

[–]IAMBollock 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jewbaccasballs 18 points19 points ago

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WILD WILD BREASTS (when i roll into the) WILD WILD BREASTS (when i stroll into the) WILD WILD BREASTS (when i bounce into the) WILD WILD BREASTS (wicki wicki wild)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, is that a man in black?

[–]PepsiOnCoke 1 point2 points ago

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That's racist!

[–]tigerslovecinnamon 29 points30 points ago

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I think Will Smith and Rob Lowe have found the fountain of youth. Those guys never age.

[–]Djees 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly think James Lipton introduced them to it. The dude looks pretty good for 85.

[–]notsothrowaway 1 point2 points ago

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James Lipton is 85?!

[–]five35 14 points15 points ago

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I can't wait to see the shops of this.

[–]cam1021 63 points64 points ago

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[–]nessarox 3 points4 points ago

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Officially my favorite thing on the internet today....

[–]visual_life 2 points3 points ago

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That motion invoked the intro to Wild Wild West in my brain.

[–]finnished 1 point2 points ago

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GIGGIDY?

[–]Ixaan 2 points3 points ago

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Here you go

[–]vSaUCE 96 points97 points ago

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That lady being his wife, of course.

[–]AnxationOfPuertoRico 110 points111 points ago

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aren't they getting divorced? let's see how he dismisses a lady, in that case.

[–]filthysize 86 points87 points ago

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They said they're not. The only ones continuing to say they are are supermarket checkout rags.

[–]oligobop 5 points6 points ago

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I call'm jizzankets. Or faper fapkins.

[–]Y0tsuya -1 points0 points ago*

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Too many words. Only good for level 1 fapping. I'm at level 4; I don't fap to anything less than DVDA. There's a mystical level 5 that I'm still trying to reach.

[–]oligobop 8 points9 points ago

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I don't fap to them. I fap on them.

[–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS 16 points17 points ago

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The only ones continuing to say they are are supermarket checkout rags.

Or all the magazines my girl subscribes to FML

[–]nascasta 0 points1 point ago

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cut that noise off. seriously, make a stand and tell them no -- it's for their own good.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah how dare people read things that interest.

THEY MAY ONLY LIKE THINGS YOU LIKE

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

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You're such a brave whale biologist.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

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I AM

SO BRAVE

[–]parsnipzilla 1 point2 points ago

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I like to call them the "secret fat" magazines.

YOU MAY THINK THIS CELEBRITY IS THIN BUT WE'RE RIPPING THE LID OFF OF IT: EXPOSING TO THE WORLD ONE OR TWO UNFLATTERING PHOTOS WHERE THEY LOOK KINDA CHUBS - OK Magazine

[–]tlease181 9 points10 points ago

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I think its the same pose

[–]CafeSilver 34 points35 points ago

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And their kids had to hear about that shit from the media. That's fucked up. They were one of the few couples in Hollywood who looked like they were going to make it. Still can't believe Brad and Angelina are together.

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[–]DefinitelyRelephant 123 points124 points ago

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Because if Brad and Angelina split, it means I have a shot.

At both of them >_>

[–]jasmaree 18 points19 points ago

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Have you seen Brad lately? He looks homeless sometimes.

And I never was particularly into Angelina.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Me neither until I saw her tush in that one.... with Morgan Freeman.... making bullets curve through the air...

[–]colarg 9 points10 points ago

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wanted...and that movie was one of the worst IMO

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I agree.

[–]jasmaree 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Okrag 10 points11 points ago

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Wrong movie.

[–]woodbuck 7 points8 points ago

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Wrong movie, but she still used a body double in Wanted.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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Whoops, you're right.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 5 points6 points ago

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Homeless? I guess that's the latest fad among the incomprehensibly rich. Dressing like you're not!

[–]mancusod 71 points72 points ago

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I think they call it 'Derelicte'.

[–]wtfmf 61 points62 points ago

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You can derelicte my balls.

[–]Lecard 14 points15 points ago

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I can derelicte my own balls thank you very much.

[–]Sk33tshot 3 points4 points ago

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He is no where near incomprehensibly rich. He's extremely rich, but there is a huge, comprehensible, difference between millions and billions.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 6 points7 points ago

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Well, to someone like me who gets by on less than 15k a year, I can't comprehend having millions, much less billions.

[–]Sk33tshot 1 point2 points ago

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Multiply your current paychecks by 67 and its easier to comprehend what it would be like to gross a million.

[–]FTFY_Grammar_Police 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fatvod 1 point2 points ago

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Although very sexy this isnt very difficult. Ive been doing balisong tricks for a while and this might take a week of practice to learn what she knew there.

[–]threeminus 1 point2 points ago

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I believe he's currently filming a zombie movie (World War Z), so, yeah.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Why do we care about anything, man?

[–]Xuande 3 points4 points ago

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Did he say on Babara Walters' "Most Fascinating People" or whatever recently (as in within the last 3 years) that "divorce is not an option"?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ellen. I just happened to have posted a link to the clip haha

He might have said it on both of course. This is the one I've seen.

[–]wizzardo 2 points3 points ago

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So one mysterious death coming up then?

[–]PepsiOnCoke 1 point2 points ago

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They were actually both swingers, I'd say the kids would have adjusted by now.

[–]stanleyfarnsworth 1 point2 points ago

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You're joking, right? They are pimping their kids out like gangbusters. They're a beard couple, yo! Sorry to break it to you but Jada is practically a dude. Before you go "No! That would shatter my dreams! I'll villify Stanley before I think logically about it!" wait and know that 1) Stanley lives in LA and 2) has interacted with them.

It's a sad thing but they are putting their kids on the crazy train to troubled adulthood.

[–]ronnygunz 2 points3 points ago

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He's actually offering her to the cameraman in this photo.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 33 points34 points ago

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[–]StealthTomato 13 points14 points ago

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The fuck does that have music from Sonic & Knuckles at the beginning?

[–]crookedparadigm 16 points17 points ago

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Sonic 3 actually, it's Hydrocity Zone, but I suppose you could argue it's from S&K as well since they were originally supposed to be one game.

[–]Hobbes4247791 3 points4 points ago

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When has Genesis-era Sonic music ever not been appropriate?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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THAT HAIR.

[–]wormfist 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ron_Mahogany 1 point2 points ago

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"youdonhavetotellmetwice" AHAHAHAHAAHAH

[–]pyro2927 8 points9 points ago

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I hope I have that kind of happy relationship with my wife whenever I get hitched.

[–]nessarox 2 points3 points ago

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I hope you do too.

[–]bobandy47 7 points8 points ago

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The difference between him and me is...

He makes this look good.

[–]carstenhpr 4 points5 points ago

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Very attractive lady behind and beside Will Smith... still looking at Will Smith. I thought I was straight..

[–]dinomite917 6 points7 points ago

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With people like Will Smith its not about gay/straight its just art at that point, same with Brad Pitt

[–]razihk 12 points13 points ago

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I think I'll be doing that on my wedding day.

[–]TomFotz 13 points14 points ago

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And yell out "Are you not entertained?"...

That's a Will Smith quote right?

[–]IGuessYourSkinColor 11 points12 points ago

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White.

[–]Harshaznintent 5 points6 points ago

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Such swag!

[–]KingNick 27 points28 points ago

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Will Smith also knows how to make you cry like a little baby

[–]UnitedStatesGov 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck you. Not falling for this shit again.

[–]Wibbles 6 points7 points ago

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How come he doesn't want him though, man?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I admire Will Smith to no end. The man started out with no experience. If you watch the first season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-air you see that when other people are doing their lines sometimes you can catch Will mouthing their lines as that was the only way he could keep his lines straight.

Went from meh to amazing in no time flat.

[–]RaptorSitek 4 points5 points ago

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Don't forget this :(

[–]barcodescanner 6 points7 points ago

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Holy fucking fuck.

goddammit.

ಥ_ಥ

[–]homeboy5925 7 points8 points ago

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i cry everytim

[–]Afterburned 1 point2 points ago

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This legitimately made me tear up a bit, and it takes a lot for a movie/tv show to do that.

[–]Kiziaru 1 point2 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPE I just passed my Linear Algebra Final I refuse to let anything make me feel sad today.

[–]They_Never_Said_That 5 points6 points ago

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"A man, even a foolish man, will honor his wife through gesture and gratitude effortlessly." - Joan Cusack

[–]GAWS_ 5 points6 points ago

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Lady Boner.

[–]Enex 4 points5 points ago

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Personally, I'm just curious why Jada took a wii mote on the red carpet.

[–]Shamwhoo 16 points17 points ago

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This is why Will Smith is one of my heroes

[–]Kolbitos 2 points3 points ago

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Goofy bastard

[–]ThatOneTallKid 2 points3 points ago

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BEHOLD!

[–]chudapati09 2 points3 points ago

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Dam, that's a really nice suit.

[–]cstemple 3 points4 points ago

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How bout some fries to go with that shake?

[–]jeni_cote 4 points5 points ago

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He's so funny. Always.

[–]Linky2011 1 point2 points ago

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YMCA!

[–]daversa 1 point2 points ago

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Illusions Michael!

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 1 point2 points ago

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He's attempting to draw attention to the height difference between himself and his wife in the most classy way possible. I think he nailed it.

[–]TerryArchi 1 point2 points ago

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And now, I'll transform this beautiful woman's dress from red to pink...Fuzaaa!

[–]coleosis1414 1 point2 points ago

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ka-ching! sparkle, sparkle.

[–]Dcornelissen 1 point2 points ago

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Smith is so cool, wish would do more movies. Bad Boys 3 for instance!

[–]odogg69 1 point2 points ago

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Now for my second act...I shall make my marriage dissapear.

[–]dexlau 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more spirit fingers.

[–]Arrested-Smokie 1 point2 points ago

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Didnt she cheat on him? Fucking slut.

[–]nakkh 1 point2 points ago

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They are getting divorced. So, perhaps he was saying: "Take my wife. Please"!

[–]There_is_a_mustache 1 point2 points ago

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Will Smith is the only person in that picture that has a mustache.

[–]sillypig69 1 point2 points ago

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Will Smith's the man

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking swag.

[–]tankwala 1 point2 points ago

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As long as her price is right.

[–]kiwi11100 1 point2 points ago

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its funny cause all eyes are on him

[–]nessarox 1 point2 points ago

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truth.

[–]ttmp22 1 point2 points ago

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WELCOME TA EARF!

[–]so3arbelnox 1 point2 points ago

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Does this man not age!?

[–]KillerDvD 1 point2 points ago

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Behold...!

[–]sapzilla 1 point2 points ago

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Cutest shit I've seen all day :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't we turn this into a meme like, a year ago?

[–]hunterszombie 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love Will Smith...

[–]Ixaan 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the original context was funnier.

[–]Andire 1 point2 points ago

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This has to be the best way to say "re-post I've seen so far

[–]grinr 2 points3 points ago

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Will Smith is damned impressive.

[–]bhermit 2 points3 points ago

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This is going to become a meme for things we like to show off.

[–]jesswanderin 1 point2 points ago

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He's actually saying "Here you go, Marc Anthony, you Skeletor-looking muthafucka. All yours!"

[–]JesteroftheApocalps 4 points5 points ago

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I want to see the pic of him drop-kicking her ass to the curb . . .

[–]SixVogaR 3 points4 points ago

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This has got to become a meme.

[–]bringbackhairypussy 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he's putting her up for auction...wait...was that racist?

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

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...and his wife.

[–]Damianvv 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Shawn just put Will Smith's wife right here'

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Ayyyye gurl, why don't you zapdos pants off so I can pikachu.

[–]Boogietron9000 0 points1 point ago

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More cute than funny.

[–]newfavoritethrowaway 0 points1 point ago

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He's just trying to divert attention away from her fucked-up lazy eye.

[–]brokenzion410 0 points1 point ago

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oh is that why the broke up?

[–]Wise2304 0 points1 point ago

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Someone photoshop in a haidoken!

[–]sekyuritei 1 point2 points ago

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Hadōken

[–]ggurov 0 points1 point ago

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wool smoooooth...

[–]Paradox815 0 points1 point ago

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Is she holding a wiimote?

[–]xr71bb 0 points1 point ago

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This must be photoshopped, i heard they broke up.

[–]deathbear 0 points1 point ago

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can someone photoshop him introducing himself from the 8o's

[–]7zark77 0 points1 point ago

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I always feel Jada Pinkett Smith has a air of arrogance about her which is fuelled by bitterness that she never quite made it, and never will make the A list.

[–]Stealyphil1905 0 points1 point ago

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That's no baby!

Oh, I misread the title.

[–]tempuro 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stealyphil1905 0 points1 point ago

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That's no baby!

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure. I'ld be severely embarassed, on the other hand I'm not female.

[–]Nassor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RustyRawDawg 0 points1 point ago

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whaBAM! Get a load of that.

[–]girl_with_greeneyes 0 points1 point ago

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Stay classy, Will.

[–]parismommy 0 points1 point ago

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He knows how to indroduce a mother...

[–]madman485 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it that Will Smith always looks like a caricature of himself?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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K

K DON'T PLAY WITH ME

YO K IM NOT PLAYIN , FURREAL

[–]hungweilow 0 points1 point ago

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jada looks annoyed

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody notices when I do this for my girlfriend. Not even my girlfriend.:(

[–]informationmissing 0 points1 point ago

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she doesn't seem thrilled.

[–]Dahpu 0 points1 point ago

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Smart guy!

[–]foreveralright 0 points1 point ago

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1996 Will Smith should introduce 2011 Will Smith, but no one would be able to tell which is which.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Which one of them are we actually looking at though

[–]radicalporotta 0 points1 point ago

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Ja Da!

[–]joequin 0 points1 point ago

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By making sure he is still the center of attention?

[–]SouthpawRage 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, that man has massive hands!!!!

[–]Naylor 0 points1 point ago

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he not introducing her hes making her appear from thin air

[–]yogurt666 0 points1 point ago

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how does he know how to do that?