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[–]funkmastamatt 45 points46 points ago

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This is so old. That dudes grampa is probably long gone fuckin a man.

[–]Schamus 6 points7 points ago

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"Copryright 1968. Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That's kind of a downer." - Marge

[–]desquibnt 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously, how long has it been since you couldn't "like" comments?

[–]Bubblebath_expert 3 points4 points ago

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Since June 2010.

[–]goodizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Man. I was trying to find something that happened then and remembered the Fifa World Cup went on then. Remember those stupid noisemakers? Viz...vivu...uvulas.

[–]Dokkan 46 points47 points ago

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I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

[–]johntheemofag 17 points18 points ago

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Go on.

[–]Dapwell 6 points7 points ago

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Would your Uncle Jack help you off a horse?

[–]il_pleut 19 points20 points ago

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On a similar note, let us not forget the importance of the Oxford comma

[–]themightyscott 6 points7 points ago

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If you are in the UK the second sentence is valid.

[–]Rodents210 2 points3 points ago

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No matter where you are, the 2nd sentence is valid. In journalism, even in America, usage of the Oxford comma is frowned upon. I think not using it is stupid and whoever opposes it needs a firm slap in the face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand why it's frowned upon. I hate having to read a sentence three times to understand what exactly they're listing.

[–]themightyscott 2 points3 points ago

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If you grew up reading sentences without it, you would understand it, it is a matter of what you are used to.

[–]street_ronin 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't really frowned upon while I was in school.. The teachers just said it wasn't necessary, but it wasn't wrong either. I still use it.

[–]Crashri 0 points1 point ago

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I've been through American public schools and I didn't even know what an Oxford Comma was until 10 seconds ago... I thought that it was just proper English to list a, b, and c

[–]Rodents210 0 points1 point ago

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My schools never named it, but said not to put a comma there. I found out it was called the Oxford comma in college.

[–]ByTheNineDivine 0 points1 point ago

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... Go on.

[–]applepenguin 11 points12 points ago

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A comma isn't going to fix this train wreck.

[–]hardcore_softie 11 points12 points ago

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Let's eat out Grandma!

[–]Kris18 19 points20 points ago

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I swear I just fucking saw this yesterday. And even then it's the 100th time I've seen this.

[–]blaze_all_day 10 points11 points ago

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REPOOOOOST!!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You know it's fake, right?

[–]Kolbitos 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus christ some people are stupid. And thank god for it, because the world wouldn't be half as funny without them

[–]BaberhamLincoln 9 points10 points ago

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I think not reposting this would help

[–]PaulJuice 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, Robby...

[–]razihk 1 point2 points ago

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I shouldn't have laughed, but i did.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Repost bro.

[–]piemanz333 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST

[–]Sober_Irishman 1 point2 points ago

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Repost repost repost I made you out of gay. And when you're old and unfunny with repost I will replay.

[–]ms0019 0 points1 point ago

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Appropriately seasonal

[–]Spaqin 3 points4 points ago

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Hello there, repost of a repost of a repost...

[–]sheldonisftw 4 points5 points ago

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Honestly the funniest thing I've read all week

[–]utterpedant 10 points11 points ago

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It'll be the funniest thing you'll read next week, too.

[–]TheCalvinator 1 point2 points ago

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Interestingly enough it will be the funniest thing he read the week after that too.

[–]normpoleon 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' A that took me a long time to understand!

[–]tjblue 0 points1 point ago

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Poor Robby.

[–]cebols 0 points1 point ago

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At the hospital. My grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. Fuckin' a(?) man! Tonight is gonna suck.

Tried do FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"fuckin' a" is an expression, so "...fuckin a, tonight is gonna suck" works.

[–]jbrriv 0 points1 point ago

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i have never seen this before

[–]alexrmay91 0 points1 point ago

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I think a simple search for this being posted previously before posting it again would help here.

[–]reddituser665 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for laughing but his lack of grammar is too funny. Bahahaha!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you stupid people, thank you!

[–]Enterthenooch 0 points1 point ago

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Texts from Bennett, meet Facebook posts from Robby.

[–]theomossop 0 points1 point ago

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At the hospital n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him, fuckin a man tonight is gonna suck

He'll need more than one methinks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is older than the internet.

[–]god_this_shit_again 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ffifficult 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMN IT today is nothing but reposts

[–]excearulo 0 points1 point ago

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Do people like this really exist?

[–]mrpapagiorgio 0 points1 point ago

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i think i've actually seen this reposted more times than the pic of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury.... that.. that's just sad.

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I've seen this on reddit before... like 7 times.

[–]seanorlo 0 points1 point ago

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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SEE THIS?!

[–]Babbahaft 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cavedrew 0 points1 point ago

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Is it possibly to downvote these people out of existence?

[–]vampirefreak135 0 points1 point ago

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i don't want to live on this planet anymore..

[–]Mynci 0 points1 point ago

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unfriend

[–]Armadildos 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is a blue creeper!

[–]melissa0890 0 points1 point ago

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REPO THE REPOSTS!

[–]codyysnyder 0 points1 point ago

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sad day when i start noticing all the funny pics are reposts.....

[–]Sageocity 0 points1 point ago

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Robbie was in the special class

[–]hughthehand10 0 points1 point ago

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I still don't understand what he is trying to say even if i put a comma in. "...fuckin a, man tonight is gonna suck." is that even english?

[–]Dassembrae 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking A = Fucking Awesome

[–]myntastick 0 points1 point ago

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

[–]TerranRepublic 0 points1 point ago

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I've stopped holding conversations with people who are this stupid. Even without the comment on his post, the first guy still looks like one of those kids who never though high school was important enough to finish.

[–]T-RAH -1 points0 points ago

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where would the comma go... it would always turn out wrong...watching him, fucking a man... watching him fucking, a man tonight is gonna suck... watching him tonight fuck, in a man tonight... no matter what, it always turns out wrong.. please help since i am obviously stupid

and repost like 5 times yet i still don't get it

[–]rathgus 5 points6 points ago

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The key to the phrase is "fuckin' a, man"

Fucking A

[–]ae232 -2 points-1 points ago

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"fuckin, eh"

[–]T-RAH 0 points1 point ago

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Thankyou for clearing that up... i feel so stupid

[–]Senator_Prevert -1 points0 points ago

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lyk dis if u cry evrytim