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[–]skierdude1188 16 points17 points ago

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This is why I love having opposable thumbs. When I shit out kids' toys and they don't quite touch down, I don't have to use my mouth to grab them.

[–]g07735g1337 8 points9 points ago

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Just asking... how often do you shit out kids toys? ಠ_ಠ

[–]skierdude1188 14 points15 points ago

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Don't give me that face. Clearly I'm not alone, as evidenced by the picture.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 5 points6 points ago

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Just think, the rest of the green alien is still inside that poor dog.

[–]sabrinaladawn 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking that exact thing. Made my insides feel funny.

[–]huntz53 5 points6 points ago

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DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN BRO........

[–]fintorro 2 points3 points ago

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I cannot fathom why this is so far down the list on reddit. I was on the phone to a client (I'm at work, on Reddit, tsk tsk) and just exploded in laughter. Couldn't really explain why either.

[–]jormugandr 6 points7 points ago

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Perhaps because it's a repost?

I'm not judging, I don't mind reposts, but many get quite up in arms over them.

[–]NewUploader1 2 points3 points ago

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if I had a nickel....

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

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I share your confusion/hatred towards the individual who downvoted you, Reddit pisses me off someitmes. Here's an upvote.

[–]TehMoonMaster 2 points3 points ago

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colonoscopy, you are doing it wrong

[–]raymondo111 4 points5 points ago

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Someone give this dog a hand!...sorry.

[–]thebitchyoucallkarma 1 point2 points ago

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He shat fists

[–]pROTZnast 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta be the worst case of kanine hemorrhoids I ever saw...

[–]pROTZnast -1 points0 points ago

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I'm afraid Euthanasia is the only option.

[–]izoomie 0 points1 point ago

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That happens to me all the time.

[–]EONS 0 points1 point ago

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I almost spit out my tongue.

[–]yammerant 0 points1 point ago

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I tried to think of some witty comment but realized there's nothing that comes within a stone's throw of that caption.

[–]lewistheplayer 0 points1 point ago

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[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

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My cat currently has tinsel coming out of her ass.

[–]yoonique 0 points1 point ago

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This made me laugh wayyy more than it should have.

[–]PelvicMajesty 0 points1 point ago

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The rest of the alien is still inside!

[–]Beakerv16 0 points1 point ago

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I was having some candy THANKS! >.<