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[–]Battlesheep 26 points27 points ago

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What? A brutha can't have 10,000 bicycles in his back yard without people thinking he stole them? Ah, fuck you, ya racist cracka!

[–]trevor_ 12 points13 points ago

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OMG

It not bikes he's stealing....WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN???

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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Black man is pedobear suit wearer. Luckily the authorities have been notified of the mascot!

[–]Joelynag 9 points10 points ago

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Saw this posted on 4chan once, the caption simply said 'niggers.'

[–]Helluvme 8 points9 points ago

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No really, I have to know...wtf?

[–]Athene_Wins 6 points7 points ago

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I found the black guy! Next puzzle

[–]Kyle368 4 points5 points ago

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Nigga stole my pool

[–]IchBinArzt 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Quietbetrayal 6 points7 points ago

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Do you really love it when people say "relevant" or are you just being passive aggressive.

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

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Confirmed douchebaggery from the direction of itsathrowawayftw.

[–]IchBinArzt 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if serious.............

[–]jham1217 7 points8 points ago

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Is it wrong that I laughed about there being a black guy as the only person in the picture leading me to believe that it's all his doing?

[–]SolidWood 2 points3 points ago

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No Racism is accepted on Reddit

[–]Kyle368 12 points13 points ago

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Its not racist, racism is a crime and crimes are for black people.

[–]pHreaksYcle 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not racist, I own a color TV!

[–]knobcheez 4 points5 points ago

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he needs them for all his offspring. this is not racist

[–]alliterationactivist 2 points3 points ago

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Cosco: Inner city edition

[–]dorfcally 2 points3 points ago

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black man on the porch. Stereo type confirmed

[–]mad_world 5 points6 points ago

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He has Stereo's too? What type?

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 2 points3 points ago

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The porch is the same type as Stereo's, so it probably Stereo's house and this guy just brought him a brand new bike.

[–]WeaponexT 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit. It looks like Peewee's spank bank.

[–]spoonfedkyle 1 point2 points ago

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Its cuz he's black.

[–]neilnbob 1 point2 points ago

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That pink one is mine.

[–]neilnbob 1 point2 points ago

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That pink one is mine.

[–]rocknrollsin 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that afro american gentlemen may have acquired my bicycle in an illegal fashion!

[–]grammernatsi 0 points1 point ago

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How many of them?

[–]aerynmoo 1 point2 points ago

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People make fun of this guy every now and again. People donate their broken and old bikes to him and he fixes them up and gives them to the less fortunate children in the area at Christmas time.

[–]ninjasaurxd 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like you've got a...'wheel' problem there.

[–]Thane_Train 5 points6 points ago

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That person deserves 'pun'ishment.

[–]giantmonkey2 8 points9 points ago

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Dont worry, I already 'spoke' to the people at the house

[–]jtrot91 4 points5 points ago

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I'm really "tired" of having to buy a new bike because of these people.

[–]machetebrownsugar69 4 points5 points ago

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They should really give you a "brake"

[–]djinnet 5 points6 points ago

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how does he "handle" so many bikes?

[–]imindie 5 points6 points ago

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No idea, but something has to "chain-ge"

[–]TheLastBadger 5 points6 points ago

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Last I heard, he was still trying to pedal them at pawn shops.

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[–]SFindlay 0 points1 point ago

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People who steal bikes really grind my "gears"

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[–]all_knowing_fish 2 points3 points ago

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Don't you just hate the guy that ruins the line of puns?

[–]Joelynag 2 points3 points ago*

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I know, that one was punbelievably bad.

[–]SKOLJACK 0 points1 point ago

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He was "framed"!

[–]thfc 1 point2 points ago

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Jokes like these... "tire" me out.

[–]qwop88 0 points1 point ago

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fuck your mother

[–]ashamble -3 points-2 points ago

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Look, I like puns as much as the next... no, that's a lie. I hate puns. I understand that some people enjoy a "good" pun and that others enjoy the pain of an awful pun. Puns for me are like styrofoam peanuts. Have you ever received a box in the mail filled entirely with styrofoam peanuts? You dig and dig, looking for the prize inside while slowly coming to the realization that some sadistic bastard just sent you a box filled with styrofoam peanuts and nothing else. What kind of twisted mind does something like that? Seriously, who the fuck buys a brand new 19.375" x 17.375" x 14" box with a 55-lb capacity, fills it entirely with styrofoam peanuts, takes it down to the post office, waits in line, and pays nearly $20 for Express Mail (EXPRESS!?! FOR A BOX FILLED WITH STYROFOAM PEANUTS!?!)?

[–]Neodymium_Modem 2 points3 points ago

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I actually know who lives there. He's a bike salesman.

[–]pmc766 0 points1 point ago

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No, but my pool and trampoline both have.

[–]AZwarasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Isla Vista.

[–]BeeSilver9 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]callmesomethingelse 0 points1 point ago

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn't know what to do...............................

[–]madreus 0 points1 point ago

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And this is Watson, where I presume Pedobear lives.

[–]istoleherl 0 points1 point ago

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Bike hoarders!

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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I want to ride my bicycle...

[–]beast_roaf 0 points1 point ago

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"Heard you like bikes"

[–]duggytdc 0 points1 point ago

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Do you think we could get a google maps view of this place? Anyone know the location?

[–]someones_dog 0 points1 point ago

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Not a bike, but that's my pool!

[–]bigkajamma 0 points1 point ago

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old ass fuck

[–]frootfly 0 points1 point ago

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Nigga got aids in his mouth

[–]megatom0 0 points1 point ago

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Just because it's a black person's house it has to be stolen right? Or maybe it isn't a black person's house and the black person is just breaking in to steal the stolen bikes!

[–]SoundHound 0 points1 point ago

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Kleptomania!

[–]attackzac21 0 points1 point ago

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successful black man. Am I using this wrong?

[–]PhoebusAeginaea -5 points-4 points ago

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I love how people jumped to the conclusion that he stole those bikes because he is black. Do you really think that someone would display ALL of those bikes if they were stolen?

[–]pHreaksYcle 3 points4 points ago

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No, he just bought a bunch of used bikes in bulk. Wake up, ya clueless fucker.

[–]PhoebusAeginaea 1 point2 points ago

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It would be just as stupid to steal that many used bikes as it is to buy them. I know pack rats and hoarders, people collect dumb shit.

[–]pHreaksYcle 0 points1 point ago

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If you've got 5 kids, and they all have 5 friends a piece, and you pay a couple bucks a bike and sell them for 20-100 a piece...you'd have a big selection for sale. Or just a big "fuck you" to white people. Either way, someone took them from someone without paying full price.

[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 1 point2 points ago

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yea, thieves are dumb. they are stealing. The only other greater crime is violence.