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[–]Support_HOOP 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, but then you feel like a complete dick 30 years later when your sibling tells you that he was pretending to get punished because everyone knew it was you and wanted you to fess up, but you Kite-Runnered the shit out of the situation

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's uh.. pretty specific there..

[–]topherclay 1 point2 points ago

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It is a reference to the the top comment of an ask reddit post from a few days back. Now someone is supposed to come around and say, "That's enough reddit for me today." But I'm not going to be that guy.

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SirAuron 7 points8 points ago

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See, I feel really bad and own up to the fact that it was me.

[–]flying_kitties_93 7 points8 points ago

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I'm about 98.652% sure I make that exact same face.

[–]junglepoon 5 points6 points ago

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The office is such a great show.

[–]Wyrmshadow 5 points6 points ago

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I know, I just love Kramer.

[–]fodrox04 1 point2 points ago

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That Lucy is a real hoot.

[–]ashimbo 2 points3 points ago

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I love it when they do that "eeeeaaaaaglllllllllle...." thing

[–]TheLastBadger 0 points1 point ago

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"What the fuck did I do?" -Malcolm Reynolds

[–]Wyrmshadow 2 points3 points ago

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"De plane boss, de plane!" -Willow.

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

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Nowadays I do it, but back then, my younger brother would just snitch on me before they could finish yelling at him.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

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I feel guilt... :(

[–]choo-choo-train 0 points1 point ago

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I'm the middle child between two sisters so they would always team up and blame everything on me. It was my word against both of theirs and because of that my parents would punish me

[–]octoquake 0 points1 point ago

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I feel your pain. My oldest sister was the bully and my younger would always tell on me as soon as I looked at her wrong. As much as being smarter than them helped me, my older sister was malicious enough to make up for it.

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

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It pleases the shit outta me.

[–]Loki240SX 0 points1 point ago

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Back in my day I would slap my arm or leg to make a red mark, then yell to my parents that my sister was hitting me. Worked every time.

Yes, I was a prick as a little kid.

[–]Nerada 0 points1 point ago

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naw my guilty conscious gets me right before I make that face

[–]Firewind 0 points1 point ago

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I was the oldest and the only boy. I was the one that got yelled at because the girls were "too good" for that sort of thing. Curse you younger siblings of reddit!

[–]gravylookout 0 points1 point ago

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Once, when I was very young, my brother used black spray paint to paint my name onto our asphalt driveway assuming I would get in trouble for it. When my parents confronted me I simply explained that I wasn't an idiot and that my brother's hands were covered in paint. Cool story me!

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the animated gif for the face you make when your older brother does something stupid and your dad punishes you too just in case.

[–]MrPudge -1 points0 points ago

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I heard his laugh in my head

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

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No how I react is I say in my head "Don't rat me out you little shit"

[–]silkforcalde -1 points0 points ago

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I was raised better. I would always be honest and come forward that I had done the action in question.