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The smallest man in the world dancing with his pet cat. (imgur.com)

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[–]TheBloodHawk 147 points148 points ago

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"largest cat in the world dancing with his pet human"

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago*

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http://i.imgur.com/uBi9z.png

[–]andytuba 2 points3 points ago

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You don't wanna hotlink to Snopes, buddy. Rehost it on imgur or summat first.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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Aw shit, you're right. Fixed, but I bet the ratio of upvotes to downvotes is so low now that my karma won't recover. Redditors just love to jump on bandwagons :p

edit: nevermind. Reddit has redeemed itself.

[–]carneval -3 points-2 points ago

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The funny part is that they are stealing the poison control logo to whine about bandwidth theft.

[–]MouthWorm 3 points4 points ago

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If more than two persons thinks of it, then it's plausible. Nice try, cat with human slave.

[–]leftylossies 9 points10 points ago

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Where did this cat find such a small human?

[–]OmegaArcadia 6 points7 points ago

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You say that as though you don't know that Kiombwe the Wonder Kitty was 5'9''.

[–]stoneshwar 16 points17 points ago

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Don't Google it, it's not true...

[–]leftylossies 0 points1 point ago

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Don't tell me what to do!

[–]coldcoast 2 points3 points ago

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he used to have a dog, but things didn't.. work out so well

[–]Neb0tron -3 points-2 points ago

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Yerp

[–]BadEnding 8 points9 points ago

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narp.... yarp

[–]Paladinltd 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know why you're being downvoted. That movie was off the fucking chain.

[–]thegreatdane 40 points41 points ago

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At first sight, "HOLY SHIT A PANTH- oh yeah that's right."

[–]focom 8 points9 points ago

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IT IS KIM JONG IL'S PANTHER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wWgVp9kA

[–]ResinHaze 38 points39 points ago

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Can you imagine being so small? Cats would be like.. dogs..

[–]tyRAWRnnosaurus 72 points73 points ago

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I would get a great dane, a saddle, and ride around the dog park like I owned it.

[–]MonsterAddict 16 points17 points ago

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You wouldn't even need a Great Dane. I would go with a golden retriever because of how fluffy and soft they are.

[–]BDaught 5 points6 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/1x7iP.jpg

[–]FuzzeeLumpkins 1 point2 points ago

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ride, montigue

[–]poo_smudge[S] 5 points6 points ago

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This made me lol.

[–]imasunbear 17 points18 points ago

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And dogs would be... horses?

[–]ResinHaze 26 points27 points ago

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And horses would be... MOTHER FUCKING ELEPHANTS.

[–]Fralluda 20 points21 points ago

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Elephants would be like dinosaurs!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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What would dinosaurs be?

[–]stovenly 47 points48 points ago

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TRAINS

[–]fbjm 10 points11 points ago

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I like trains.

[–]colin22 3 points4 points ago

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I Like Trains is actually a great post-rock band

[–]jeckles 2 points3 points ago

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I like turtles.

[–]TwoDeuces 1 point2 points ago

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Still too soon.

[–]dylanger 9 points10 points ago

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extinct

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fossils.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Dinosaurs would be like whales!

[–]kkelly518 2 points3 points ago

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then what would whales be?!

[–]a_hungry_anus 2 points3 points ago

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blue whales

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I think you prematurely blue it.

[–]buttsausage 1 point2 points ago

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I think he prematurely Beluga it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He Beluga it? [Cetacean needed!]

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[10]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and dogs would be like horses, and horses would be like elephants, and elephants...well I'm pretty sure you would've had a heart attack by now.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 32 points33 points ago

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I was hoping for a gif.

[–]need2vote4paul 9 points10 points ago

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I was going to call you out for being a liar, but pingping died in 2010. RIP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_Pingping

[–]Tr33_Fiddy 2 points3 points ago

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RIP Pingping, you will be missed.

[–]kewlboyee 1 point2 points ago

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That photo is not actually of the shortest man in the world which is Junrey Balawing of the Philippines.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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That is not the shortest man in the world - it was just a tribute.

[–]lastwind 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhat relevant

[–]KloverCain 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to as well. But...I did not know he was dead either. Now I'm very, very sad.

[–]zacharybab 5 points6 points ago

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if you stare at his face, it looks like he is jumping, but no, it's just an optical illusion.

[–]3brushie 14 points15 points ago

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Easily 40% of the humor from this image comes from the same effect.

[–]groupercheeks 5 points6 points ago

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Is that his pet cat or his feline steed?

[–]The_Third_One 2 points3 points ago

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Wife.

[–]stuckinbed42 4 points5 points ago

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...this should have been on Twin Peaks.

[–]ipoopedmyself 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a screen cap from Twin Peaks

[–]guntfuddler 3 points4 points ago

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I bet the guy who tailored that suit giggled the whole time.

[–]anal_violator 3 points4 points ago

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This kinda makes me wish to be very small myself. Or have a giant ass cat!

[–]Scarjaka 0 points1 point ago

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How about...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]buttsausage 4 points5 points ago

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No, this is precious.

[–]Delfishie 1 point2 points ago

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At least the man with the kitty isn't so depressing. Man, that movie made me sad...

[–]busy_child 3 points4 points ago

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Can you guys fucking imagine cuddling with a kitty that's as big as you!?!?!?!? I would just die.

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

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It would be amazing. Now I am sad because I am an average-sized person and I will never be able to dance, face to face, with a housecat.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I once trolled craigslist (for an internet radio show) with an ad in the free section claiming that I had this guy's skeleton encased in resin and I was giving it away... But they had to tell me why they wanted it. One of my better trolls so many lulz.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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http://imgur.com/sAQ4V [edit: updated with the ad that went up. Other was a earlier draft version]

The best I could dig up.

I was looking through my old emails and this was probably the best email response:

"Good Evening, I would really appreciate having the skeleton~ I am in a up and coming band named Psycho Midget Fuck Circus. We have major label backing and will be debuting this year. I would like to have the skeleton as a “Mascot” if you will! He will be on stage with us every time we play! Please let me know if I may have the skeleton!

Thanks for your time~"

[–]Tupandactylus 7 points8 points ago

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What a horrible way to be treated after death.

[–]TopspinTEC 2 points3 points ago

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They have 5 of their songs on their myspace page!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's been a long time since someone actually posted pics after I said that. Bravo :D

[–]TittyliciousBitch 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. Message me when/if he responds.

[–]Professor_Gushington 2 points3 points ago

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Helping!

[–]zebrawarrior 0 points1 point ago

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he responded...

[–]IthinktherforeIthink 0 points1 point ago

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Omfg that is hilarious. Did you record it when they called? I must hear this

[–]sleepwithafryingpan 7 points8 points ago

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THIS PICTURE IS OLDER THAN THE INTERNET

[–]s2011 2 points3 points ago

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That's a huge cat regardless of the size of the man.

[–]ALSO_ATHEISM 3 points4 points ago

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I bet that cat would have no qualms eating him if it suited the cat

[–]jeepbraah 3 points4 points ago

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I would just hope the shoes would fit.

[–]baleenonme 1 point2 points ago

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It seemed to be taking its time so I helped it.

[–]awells1 1 point2 points ago

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words can not describe :)

[–]averyrdc 1 point2 points ago

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Shit... I wanna be a little person!!

[–]kt00na 1 point2 points ago

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Let's be honest here. The cat is not the pet in that relationship.

[–]aaatregua 1 point2 points ago

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i don't know why, but this makes me kind of sad.

[–]FromSoftware 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, he could ride that cat into battle.

[–]spiralout87 0 points1 point ago

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I loved him in The Wizard of Oz.

[–]RubySauce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm totally jealous.

[–]Jn1135 0 points1 point ago

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I know thats the smallest man in the world, but does he have a small door or something cause compared to the door that cat is huge.

[–]shaggy99 0 points1 point ago

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The door is possibly undersized, but i just measured my feline freeloader in the same pose. The guy was Henry Behrens, and he was 30 inches tall. My cat is the same size as the one in the pic.

[–]cat_fewd 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing I have seen in weeks.

[–]whatsreallygoingon 0 points1 point ago

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I think that cat was reincarnated and came back to live with me. I had a cat exactly like that. He was huge, black with with the same white specks. He loved to dance, too!

RIP Specks:(

[–]Shadow_Viking 0 points1 point ago

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What makes you think this cat is huge?

[–]jojojoy 0 points1 point ago

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Compare it to the door.

[–]Shadow_Viking 1 point2 points ago

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Man, that's a tiny door.

[–]Shadow_Viking 1 point2 points ago

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Man, that's a tiny door.

[–]whatsreallygoingon 0 points1 point ago

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By "huge" I mean "pretty damn big". I estimate that the cat is approximately 21" - 22" tall.

The man is 30" tall and hunched over in this picture. I estimated the size of the cat by scaling it back into the same plane as the man (using the tiles as a guideline) and using the ruler in my editing software to measure its height. I'm sure that someone with more time and better tools could get more accurate. With some geometry and understanding of perspective it isn't too hard to use the objects in the photo to figure out the size of the cat.

I have an average-sized cat that measures 18" on her hind legs and weighed 18 lbs when she was fat like the cat in the photo. My bigger cat was much larger than her, at around 22+ lbs, and was proportioned exactly as the one in the photo.

[–]Shadow_Viking 0 points1 point ago

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Well that was in-depth.

[–]whatsreallygoingon 0 points1 point ago

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Well...it has been my experience that the typical redditor does not accept "Because I said so" as a valid answer:)

[–]S133py 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, I wish I could take them both home with me.

[–]soooocheap 0 points1 point ago

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I would prefer to see them fight to the death, but I guess dancing will do.

[–]Lamaba2 0 points1 point ago

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Dance you magnificent bastards, DANCE!

[–]AKShockwave 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I didn't know hobbits existed in this realm of Earth.

[–]Kitten_paws 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could be that small and have a kitty to dance and play with all day long. Though this makes my 5'3" look tall so hey...

[–]MrWhite_is_TheJoker 0 points1 point ago

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this might be fucked up, but...

He should totally ride around on his cat.

[–]NakedPancake 0 points1 point ago

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The first thing I thought when I saw this was "I wonder if his cat has ever tried to rape him" and that is how I know I'm a terrible person.

[–]linkstobutts 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that cat is 5 feet tall.

[–]pokey-face 0 points1 point ago

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what if he rode it?

[–]UnimaginativeJuan 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, panthers!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That title is impossible not to click...

[–]HerPrettyHighness 0 points1 point ago

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I want a cat that I can ride like a pony!!!

[–]Iamkitty 0 points1 point ago

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I need moar pictures!

[–]remorse00 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell this is true, because of the pixels.

[–]detzdude 0 points1 point ago

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WATCH OUT ITS A JAGUAR... oh.

[–]Vonsnaxington 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be this mans best friend.

[–]Jellybean312 0 points1 point ago

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thats not his pet cat the cat owns him

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 0 points1 point ago

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if i was that small, or my cat so big, every once in a while, I would try and re-enact he-man...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Am I the only one who sees a robot dinosaur with a cat's body?

EDIT: Made this to clarify my statement.

[–]uninc4life2010 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine how quickly he gets drunk.

[–]flyntraveler 0 points1 point ago

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"Cats choose us; we don't own them."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who leads?

[–]Gravyness 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the human in this picture?! HELP!!

[–]dekks 0 points1 point ago

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Face Swap!

[–]angry_fapper 0 points1 point ago

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I wanna see them fight. I have 10 USD the cat would win.

[–]I_came_for_the_cats 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[–]pikafield1234 0 points1 point ago

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later on in life they were to be married.

[–]psyki 0 points1 point ago

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Is that The Man From Another Place?

[–]superkidney 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me want to cuddle that man.

[–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

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The cat could probably kill and eat him.

[–]Dizfunky 0 points1 point ago

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That's a huge pussy.

[–]Jamesc1116 -1 points0 points ago

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Serious question: Is that the fucking mayor of Muchkinland?

[–]GottaSleep -1 points0 points ago

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....or regular man dancing with panther?

[–]forgotpw2main -1 points0 points ago

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why does this make me sad

[–]forgotpw2main -1 points0 points ago

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why does this make me sad

[–]tunack -1 points0 points ago

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Mr. Feeny

Feeheeeheeeeheeeheeeeenay