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Manga quotes you should know (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hallowedsouls 38 points39 points ago

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT?

[–]MuffinOnfire 3 points4 points ago

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You don't seem to understand how fucked up the Japanese are

[–]hallowedsouls 10 points11 points ago

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Or the American, for that matter. (NSFW)

[–]OmegaArcadia 10 points11 points ago

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Doesn't matter; had cake.

[–]nsfwlinkaccount 0 points1 point ago

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What the actual fuck? I am definitely sharing this with the weird guy at work, he'll love it.

[–]Wein 2 points3 points ago

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That line is from a parody that was posted on 4chan a long time ago. I don't know what what the original line said because I can't read Japanese, but I'm 99% sure it had nothing to do with cakes or frosting. Probably had something to do with butts, though.

here's the parody in its full glory

[–]WaterSnake 0 points1 point ago

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I'M GOING BLIND

[–]Wein 2 points3 points ago

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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

STEP THE FUCK OFF

[–]Nexusmaxis 0 points1 point ago

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oh damnit, that is my favorite parody re-write I've ever seen.

[–]Wein 0 points1 point ago

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I like The Usual Lisp more, but that's probably because I'm a huge CS nerd.

[–]Soggybiscuit 24 points25 points ago

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"Most boys are horrified when the girl they like suddenly grows a cock."

You don't say...

[–]L4MB 43 points44 points ago

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I lost it at "Why is that giraffe pounding into my anus so fiercely?" It kind of makes me think that it would be acceptable for a certain giraffe, but not that giraffe.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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That giraffe is a dick and also, a communist. I would never let my anus be pounded by such a giraffe.

[–]subser 20 points21 points ago

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On /co/, we decided that hentai doujins should always be read in Peter Cullen's (Optimus Prime's) voice.

[–]DontMakeMeDoIt 1 point2 points ago

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Morgan Freeman's Voice, DO IT NOW

[–]graveybrains 1 point2 points ago

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice, just now.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 24 points25 points ago

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IT'S NOT A BONAH!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I actually lol'd. Up voted.

[–]smexyneko 0 points1 point ago

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Especially when referring to the MEGACOCK!!

[–]SickSean 48 points49 points ago

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they left out "how can you say you love her, if you won't even eat her poop?"

[–]Talran 17 points18 points ago

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That's anime though isn't it?

[–]omv 2 points3 points ago

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What about the one where the girl is jerking the guy off by sticking her own hand in her ass and grabbing his dick while it's in her pussy. I kept looking but it's not on there.

[–]DeathInFire 1 point2 points ago

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"and your excrement will become my sustenance"

[–]LoliMaster 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen quite a few that were even more outlandish that didn't make the list

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly how CAN you?

[–]joemeister1 16 points17 points ago

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Just as I was exiting out because I didn't feel like reading all of them, I came upon "I'M BEING FUCKED BY MY OWN COCK." Needless to say, I reopened the page.

[–]jsnoogs 18 points19 points ago

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*doujin

[–]Whybanme 9 points10 points ago

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Please dont watch me cum while i spray pee out of my ass? Its written with hearts and stuff like a 5th graders passing a note.

[–]CantStopFapping 7 points8 points ago

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I think they left out "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK".

[–]smexyneko 25 points26 points ago

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As a huge manga fan...I'm a bit ashamed I recognise some of those..

[–]TheWildMiracle 4 points5 points ago

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Links please! :D

[–]freerider 1 point2 points ago

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www.animephile.com

[–]AllowingZero 1 point2 points ago

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Can you be more specific..? See I have this friend...who really wants to know what mangas these came from...

[–]crackshot91 1 point2 points ago

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Classiest hentai doujin site I've seen. Fucking brilliant. :)

[–]smexyneko 0 points1 point ago

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This is a shared computer, I'm not hunting that shit down again o.o

[–]TheWildMiracle 1 point2 points ago

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Do it for science!

[–]megatom0 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me you know where the vomit-cum from the pussy mouth comes from!

[–]smexyneko 1 point2 points ago

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I can't say I do, all the titles sound the same. Usually the title is exactly what they do in the story like 'I'll tie you up and fuck you'...and that's what they did. So try 'Vomit-cum in pussy mouth?'

[–]TheFAJ 6 points7 points ago

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I'M FLOATING ON COCKS!

and don't it feel good

[–]SEGnosis 6 points7 points ago

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Is it wrong that I know the source for every quote in that picture

[–]LoliMaster 3 points4 points ago

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Not at all~

[–]Nexusmaxis 1 point2 points ago

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mind sharing a few?

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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Share, for god's sake!!! :O

[–]PunchingBag 4 points5 points ago

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Ooh, you're going to get hate mail for this one.

[–]daveloper 2 points3 points ago

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a dick with phymosis is the best

[–]senfood 4 points5 points ago

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I actually use this exact pic as my iPod wallpaper. It's certainly a conversation starter.

[–]GingerHeadMan 4 points5 points ago

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Best one in there: "Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt??" Compared to all the others, that one seems so innocent. Like someone rubbed frosting on their butt and then rubbed their butt on a cake.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose, if you'd rather not consider the actual context.

[–]GingerHeadMan 0 points1 point ago

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The rest of the quotes in that picture gave me all the context I needed. I just sometimes prefer to interpret things in a more innocent light, since the alternative usually makes me sad.

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

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"And your excrement will become my sustenance." sets the context for me.

[–]IgotaBionicArm 3 points4 points ago

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"Damn, my sister has a nice shit box on her."

If quotes like this exist, I'm reading all the wrong manga.

[–]jonuggs 3 points4 points ago

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"It makes me sick to think that I was fucking a woman who was having sex with an alligator."

Why is it that this is probably the most rational, and yet I am the most confounded by it?

[–]XanTheInsane 1 point2 points ago

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Well his next line is "I have no choice, I will have to kill the alligator"

[–]CalfAssed 8 points9 points ago

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This is pretty much what happened:

"Hmmm...I enjoy some manga."

"It felt like I came my entire insides out my dick..."

"That's enough Reddit tonight."

[–]carthago 10 points11 points ago

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Terrorist actions against my ass are not acceptable!

something something Republicans something something Gay Marriage

[–]Gawdzillers 2 points3 points ago

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This is the biggest turd in all of Japan...no, the world.

[–]trust_the_corps 2 points3 points ago

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That's a whole south park episode.

[–]Gawdzillers 0 points1 point ago

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about 4.5 Courics.

[–]Princess_anus 4 points5 points ago

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POMF =3

[–]LoliMaster 2 points3 points ago

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WAH! What are we gonna do on Princess_anus' comment?

[–]Princess_anus 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there, LoliMaster. ;o

[–]LoliMaster 4 points5 points ago

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:3

Some of the edits are rather funny

[–]Princess_anus 0 points1 point ago

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omg, this one is hilarious! =3

[–]Pteranod 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, my favorite one.

[–]TheWildMiracle 3 points4 points ago

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I put my phone on my lap halfway through reading these so I could unwrap a candy cane. I glanced down at the screen and the first thing I saw was "I'M FLOATING ON COCKS!" I cracked up.

[–]saxhero93 7 points8 points ago

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...is it wrong that i want to know the source for some of these?

[–]arisasdf 5 points6 points ago

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So do I. I want to know the source of most of them. Some out of sheer curiosity, and some because I'm just that sick.

[–]Simpleton216 2 points3 points ago

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"terrorist actions against my ass" I love that line.

[–]FuzzLightBeard 2 points3 points ago

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oh my god. I've read most of these already. Who am I?

[–]Nexusmaxis 1 point2 points ago

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source?

[–]LoliMaster 0 points1 point ago

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You're a scholar and a gentleman

[–]Matriss 2 points3 points ago

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I am disappointed that "A cat is fine too" is not on this list.

[–]LoliMaster 1 point2 points ago

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Poor little Ren~

[–]Ian1732 2 points3 points ago

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MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!!

It's not on here, but it's my favorite.

[–]jsake 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one that wants to see the associated pictures?

[–]superbadsoul 1 point2 points ago

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Bottom left made me have a fake coughing fit at work to cover the laughter.

[–]cydril 1 point2 points ago

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Hentai quotes you should know

FTFY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]marvelous_molester 2 points3 points ago

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Mangas are in Japanese, these are the quotes of someone who took their own time to do a horrible job translating something.

[–]XtortionBear 10 points11 points ago

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I don't think any part of 'I'm shitting and sucking away at my smegma and cumming at the same time' couldn't be horrible.

[–]marvelous_molester 2 points3 points ago

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It could be better worded though

[–]EddieSt86 2 points3 points ago

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Try it.

[–]marvelous_molester -1 points0 points ago

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私はうんちだと同時に、私の恥垢とカミングで離れて吸う

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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fucking weabos

[–]AlKanzel 5 points6 points ago

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Did someone say weaboo?!

[–]GingerHeadMan 4 points5 points ago

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No, he said "weabo." Completely different.

[–]rawmaterial 0 points1 point ago

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Kamingu? That's how they say it?

[–]diabete100 0 points1 point ago

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I'm floating on coo-oocks yeah yeah and don't it feel good!

[–]stonesia 0 points1 point ago

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Truest image of the most sophisticated society ever to walk on planet earth. What can I tell you, it's an art...

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting someone to name every quote..

[–]Gizardmeat 0 points1 point ago

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Oghhh!!

[–]shitisalive 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you this is special.

[–]Myflyisbreezy 0 points1 point ago

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I've read a few of those from their original work.

[–]okcmaniac2 0 points1 point ago

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I am surprised to see no mention of blender related quotes.

[–]jake7778 0 points1 point ago

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"Now that I actually came in my little brother's face all my fears seem to have vanished"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am going to frame this. I swear it.

[–]Backupusername 0 points1 point ago

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finally we can add blowjobs to "list of things god is really into."

For the longest that list just read "foot baths."

[–]Aldesso 0 points1 point ago

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"If I give birth, the baby will grow up and loose its virginity before you do",

is still my favourite even though there are some really good ones on that list

[–]BYoungNY 0 points1 point ago

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You should be able to click on these.

[–]drostan 0 points1 point ago

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as quote you should know I'm surprise not to see the overly famous "a cat is fine too"

[–]FVAnon 0 points1 point ago

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Cum all over my unborn fetus

[–]stompythebeast 0 points1 point ago

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"Teach us how to use dicks". Oh my...

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

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I finally learned the origin of "frosted butts"!

[–]Areat 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one being really bored reading all this "please don't look, it's embarassing" crap from japaneses ? Look like they teach their kids to be totally ashamed of their bodies.

[–]captainwalnut -1 points0 points ago

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And that's how I learned about phimosis... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

[–]Mansyn -1 points0 points ago

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This is epic

[–]rlcandlejack -1 points0 points ago

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This is hentai, not really manga.