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[–]PartyOnAlec 13 points14 points ago

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My understanding is that you have a 2% chance if you're Asian.

[–]Tasadar 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah I'm pretty white probably don't have as good odds as a Mongolian. I am related to Mark Twain though squee

[–]shan6 17 points18 points ago

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Bullshit, show us your mustache.

[–]CruelMagnificence 35 points36 points ago

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He "got with" so many chicks? more like he went on a lifelong raping spree, with occasional bouts of consensual sex.

[–]drbradtaylor 8 points9 points ago

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It does kinda seem like they're glorifying rape. I like the other ones I've seen.

[–]sprashoo 10 points11 points ago

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Harems were commonplace for leaders. One can argue about how to categorize what went on there, but calling it rape is probably far too simplistic.

Anyhow, it's also interesting how in modern times it's become unacceptable for leaders to (publicly) take advantage of their power to increase their genetic influence on the next generation.

[–]Zenira 6 points7 points ago

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Probably because most of them are people we are hoping never reproduce.

[–]Kowzorz 1 point2 points ago

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People's genetic information has very little to do with their ability to be a good leader or be a smart person. That's why Idiocacy wont ever happen the way they described. Sure, more stupid people might be in the world, but it would be for the same reason that Catholics are as prevalent as they are.

[–]theseus82 3 points4 points ago

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"Got" is a nice euphemism for rape.

[–]Drennith 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone have number idea on how many children he had in his lifetime? I would really like to know. just fascinating

[–]Virus64 1 point2 points ago

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Some articles say in the area of 700 to over 1000. It sounds insane that it could be, but he was conquering half the world for over 20 years. He probably had women every night, and only 6 women were his wives, so he probably had lots of one nighters with the "spoils" he'd get to pick from.

[–]sensitivelion 0 points1 point ago

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he had 6 children and one of those was not even his debatably because it might have been the product of another man who raped his wife (Genghis khan them killed the man and all of his tribe in revenge though)

[–]50sheckles 1 point2 points ago

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This is crazy because I AM, in fact, related to Genghis Khan. My mom's last name is Khan, and when I was born in Odessa, Ukraine, the doctor found this spot on one of my asscheeks which is supposed to be a sign indicating relation to Genghis himself. Apparently, he gathered up all the nurses in the hospital and they all looked at my ass. I'm Indian by the way.

[–]deepentropy 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]Bosswally 1 point2 points ago

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Okay just so you guys know must of the bad stuff you here about Genghis Khan is propaganda, I've been to and studied in Mongolia, he did a lot of good and had strict rules about harming women it is said that a female virgin could walk naked with a pot of gold from end of the empire to the other and wouldnt be touched. Also "Genghis" is actually a mistranslation his name was actually "Chinggis"

[–]sensitivelion 0 points1 point ago

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Good but not fully there. His name was neither Genghis not chinggis but Temuchin. Ghenghis khan (or Chinggis Qahan) were titles meaning great king or khan of khan. and I agree with you tha it was propaganda about Temuchin and his verillity. He only had 5 (or 6 depending on how you look at it) sons with one woman. On the other hand his sons and moreso his grandsons did not have the same ideas as him about women. That is were the .5% comes from Not Genghis Khan, but his sons and grandsons

[–]wrxwrx 2 points3 points ago

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So that must mean he's the cause for all the small wangs in Asia! The akward moment when you decide between killing Hitler with a time machine or killing Genghis Kahn...

[–]Jewbobalicious 1 point2 points ago

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Hitler could be a genetic descendant of Khan, and you could end up killing two birds with one stone. Or you could create a time paradox of sorts if you happen to also be related to him.

Edit: Of course my personal choice would be for Hitler.

[–]get_unoffended 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't is say a 0.5% chance that you're descendant from him? I mean, there's a 100% chance we're related, since we're both homo sapiens.

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[–]dezert 5 points6 points ago

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You may be missing the point of his comment :|

[–]Mpls_Saint 0 points1 point ago

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Rape!

[–]fifthconcerto 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rejexted[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You deserve more recognition.

[–]BuckyDuster 0 points1 point ago

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I am (according to my Mother)

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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So many times with this one.

[–]Rejexted[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, my post made it to 585 link karma and I wasn't even there?!

[–]Ashlynkat -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, wartime rape and pillaging is so hardcore.

[–]Zeppelanoid -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, this post again.

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