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[–]masonbb 6 points7 points ago

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Look at the size of those cocks!

[–]brumbrum21 6 points7 points ago

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They came all over his chest

[–]johansantana17 4 points5 points ago

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I want them inside me.

[–]squigglez72 2 points3 points ago

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Tehe, he likes the cock.

[–]Rustysporkman 2 points3 points ago

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If I'm not mistaken, those are Buff Orpingtons. Really friendly, but dumb as shit.

[–]Tarkaan 2 points3 points ago

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Really? He just looks British to me.

[–]redgreenandblue 2 points3 points ago

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From this day on, I will call british people Buff Orpingtons.

[–]drunk_otter 2 points3 points ago

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Another cock/chicks joke.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Gonzo would be jealous.

[–]TaTaWedj 1 point2 points ago

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Buff Orpingtons

[–]Karoo79 1 point2 points ago

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i have to sing now... it's just another boring wednesday.. ahhhahaa... i wish it was sunday... cause that's my funday..

[–]RiverBoogie 1 point2 points ago

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I seriously think I went to school with this guy.

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[–]Tarkaan 3 points4 points ago

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Yo, dawg...

[–]juktd14 1 point2 points ago

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I heard you liked cocks so we put some cocks on your cocks...

[–]MattSTKC 1 point2 points ago

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rocking out with your cocks out!

[–]musickfreak 1 point2 points ago

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Got Cock?

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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Them chicks are all over you

[–]noawesomename 0 points1 point ago

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lil' chicks terminator

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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Kid has a huge cocks.

[–]nodandsmile 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge Accepted.

[–]CommonMan_Mike 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think he understood his trainer when he said he needed more protein to get better results out of his ab workout.

[–]Sabmac 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, the guy does look like he'd enjoy being covered by cocks.

[–]sebastianallan 0 points1 point ago

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He's gonna stuff those chickens and give them a roasting.

[–]wretlingrock392 0 points1 point ago

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This guys a chick(en) magnet!