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[–]Cross3 3 points4 points ago

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/atheism is that way ==>

[–]contramantra 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, wait, wait. This isn't a photograph but instead is an interpretation by an artist who also thought they were white and held conveniently placed leaves all the time? Now I've heard EVERYTHING!

[–]Mitchellonfire 8 points9 points ago

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You realize those are paintings by artists, right? Not actual anatomically correct representations of the characters Adam and Eve?

Want to start making fun of the devil's pitchfork while you're at it? Because that has as much bearing as navels in paintings.

[–]zoltar_says 1 point2 points ago

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boom, roasted. Also, fuck the comment below this one.

[–]JamboMrT 0 points1 point ago

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you realise that adam and eve are nothing more than 'characters' as you mention and were created by some delusioned men in order to give a base to there scarmongering of people into there controll?

[–]Mitchellonfire 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. Sort of.

I realize that they were characters created by people who tried to understand the world around them. It would stand to reason, using the evidence they had around them at the time, that if many people in the village could be traced back to one male and female, that all of humanity could be traced back to one male and female.

The idea of using these somewhat flawed explanations for control of others probably did not come until many years later.

I'm saying, paintings depicting Adam and Eve with belly buttons really has no bearing the the legitimacy (which there is none) of creationism. They are paintings --artists depictions of what they imagined events to be, not historical facts. There is plenty to criticize about creationism, but paintings of belly buttons is not one of them.

It's like if you had a chance to tell off Hitler, and you started making fun of him because one time someone photoshopped him wearing Crocs.

[–]juzcallmeg0d 2 points3 points ago

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I only upvoted you because of Hitler wearing Crocs. I fucking died lol

[–]Swimrat24 1 point2 points ago

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I would think the artists would have thought that they wouldn't have belly buttons...lol!

Made me think of all of those paintings of a very white Jesus!

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

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Guess they should have imported some slightly more tan people from the middle east eh?

[–]SuperDestructo 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think a painting with belly buttons is going to destroy anyone's belief... The "Hey creationists, explain this!" bit is funny, because it's tongue-in-cheek, but actually taking the argument seriously is fucking stupid.

[–]BigDsocal81 1 point2 points ago

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Because God was checking to see if they were done when He took them out of the oven.

[–]chair_manMeow 0 points1 point ago

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ONE SIMPLE PAINTING