Horribly true these days..

econartist · 11 months

@DaveChapelle has one tweet from May 2010: "Hi everybody". Don't attribute your jokes to comedians to make them seem funnier.

feynp · 11 months

You are not asking the real question that America needs to decide once and for all, and that question is,

How old is 11 really?

JacksInflatedEgo · 11 months

Wait until they are 15. Then they will be out smokin' reefer and trying to finger fuck people.

spicywasabi · 11 months

Fuck, I miss Dave Chappelle.

Cringer · 11 months

Can we start a petition to get Dave Chappelle back on tv or Twitter?

douguncensored · 11 months

game. blouses.

jogswithwolves · 11 months

i hate fake celebrity accounts that post chain mail bullshit

MananWho · 11 months

2000 version: You're 11 years old and you have access to the internet, you little shit.

1990 version: You're 11 years old and you have a Nintendo, you little shit.

1980 version: You're 11 years old and you have a walkman, you little shit.

1970's version: You're 11 years old and you have a TV in your house, you little shit.

Simply put, every generation's life is a considerably more convenient that the last one, thanks to technological advancements, and people end up feeling more and more entitled because the standard of convenience is higher (at least among the middle and upper class). This is nothing to get annoyed over. Our parents were probably annoyed at how entitled our generation was.

TechnoL33T · 11 months

I'm 20 years old, live with my grandma and have pretty much nothing, but I don't cry or pout. I throw my resume at everyone and use my grandma's phone to check up on them. Then I sit on reddit and write sob stories like this.

edit: omg people are paying attention to me...

mpriscella · 11 months

Oscar, you're a grouch.

Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!

Dave Chapelles Killin' them Softly stand up is and always will be one of the best stand up specials of all time.

SupraJZGTE · 11 months

HEY BABY!

anderson7 · 11 months

ACTUAL SOURCE

the hilarious @KaseyAnderson

realgenius · 11 months

Horribly false. This tweet from Dave Chappelle does not exist.

Ninsha · 11 months

Is it really such a bad thing though? This is how technology works, as time goes on, it becomes more readily available, and at a lower cost. As a parent, it's nice to know that your child can call you if there is a problem. Can't find a payphone anymore to save your life anyway.

Awhite2555 · 11 months

I haaaaaaaate these fake twitter accounts. Despise with a passion. They allllll end up being unfunny then turn into "RT if you'd never be mean to your girl" and lame shit. Hahaha look at me saying stuf that maybe Dave would say!!!! Be funny under your own name.

NYCCine · 11 months

So a couple of things...
-it's Chappelle not Chapelle (at least spell his name right)
-when you goto twitter.com/davechapelle [the account listed above] you find the name spelt both ways
-so it's ironic that the post is titled "Horribly true these days" when the tweet is so obviously fabricated

EDIT: the reveal that this post is BS is that the tweet bot hasn't chimed in.
EDITS: for grammar

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spankr · 11 months

Not actually Dave, nor Chappelle.

Mr_Ected · 11 months

Back when I was a kid, like 8 years old (22 years ago) - I got a little 3 inch black and white TV for Christmas - just a tiny mini-CRT TV and it was SO FUCKING AWESOME. I could only get like 4-5 channels on it, but it was so cool.

ifyourheadexplodes · 11 months

I'm really not sure why some network (maybe one of the more "hip" networks like HBO or Showtime, or even IFC) doesn't just offer Dave Chappelle a show where he has complete control over everything (because that's really all it would take for him to come back). It's not like it won't make money. Fuck, it's already got an enormous fan base. I mean, I usually stick to the belief that if something actually worked, someone would have figured out a way to make money off of it, but c'mon. I mean it's Dave fucking Chappelle. Even if the show was just him taking a shit for 22 minutes, everyone would still watch it.

stumo · 11 months

iPhones are so three years ago. Android!

argv_minus_one · 11 months

I'd cry and pout if I had an iPhone. Fucking Apple.

mickey_oneil_0311 · 11 months

"I want me some grape drink baby...thats sugar, water, purple"

Misaiato · 11 months

Gave my daughter an iPad on her 2nd birthday.

Little shit.

EasilyRemember · 11 months

My cousins got iPhones at 7 and 9 yrs old respectively (they don't share the same parents; i.e. they are cousins to each other, not siblings). I'm 21 and I'm using a crappy Samsung. I got my first cell phone as a senior in high school. My 15 year old sister has an iPhone though. You can't explain that.

paulfknwalsh · 11 months

My child is getting a fucking brick. If they want to tell their friends something they can write a note, tie it to the fucking brick, and lob it through their window.

Disclosure: i'm 33 and have never touched an iPhone, or any other fancy touchscreen device apart from the ATM screen when i check how poor I am..

joshb22 · 11 months

Sorry to be that guy, but doesn't his name have 2 p's?

arghnard · 11 months

Also would have worked with Lewis Black faux-twitter.

DoBeSneaky · 11 months

I really thought that was going to rhyme.

steloshow · 11 months

is there a real dave chapelle twitter?

Supertrinko · 11 months

Screw it, I'm getting my kid one of these.

[deleted] · 11 months

This isn't even a real fucking tweet..

captianarmbar · 11 months

TIL that I'm a gullible idiot.

Jiggy11 · 11 months

Back in my day! When I was 11, all I needed was my Gameboy Color! The screen was THIS big! And it weren't backlit neither!

Baconaise · 11 months

TIL mrdeeds23 plagarized something from Kasey Anderson on behalf of DaveChapelle who's real twitter tag is ChapelleDave.

Shippoyasha · 11 months

Is it kind of an aged adage with kids and iPhone ownership when that is not indicative of how it is with many people anymore? It's all about those free (or $50) Droid phones that comes with family coverages and is almost as good as an iPhone. What next, free phones with no fine print?

anuspie · 11 months

Fuck the parents that buy their children iPhones.

ilovemeth · 11 months

I would give my left nut for the chappelle show back :/

nahumgald · 11 months

OH SHUT UP YOU RETARDS...when i was a teen i had aol. then i got broadband when it came out. then an N64

point:

if the iphone was out when we were teens you bet your retarded asses that we wouldve been iphone owning teenage fuckheads as well. except we were nirvana listening teenage fuckheads who had to page our parents to pick our dumbasses up at the mall

classyGent69 · 11 months

I've seen elementary schoolers bring an iPad to school. Man, I wish I had an iPad in elementary school!

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