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[–]canyousaysanity 148 points149 points ago

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than man has more body hair alone than my entire ethnic group

[–]theamazingjimz 60 points61 points ago

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Asian?

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 66 points67 points ago

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Altmer.

[–]OniCr0w 19 points20 points ago

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Native American?

[–]loganwhy 7 points8 points ago

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same here

[–]Manswaggle 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I'm in this one...

[–]The_Pants_Party 9 points10 points ago

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It takes a special type of man to be able to have facial hair that forms an unobstucted bridge to chest hair. It opens up so many possibilities.

[–]reddell 57 points58 points ago

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Was it also a chest hair competition?

[–]ninjao[S] 69 points70 points ago

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The International man of Movember

[–]Xurandor 28 points29 points ago

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That's not a beard competition at all. It's a mustache competition.

[–]ninjao[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah my bad

[–]DirtyBucketz 11 points12 points ago

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I mean this in the least homosexual way possible, but do you have a back shot? It looks like there's party going on back there that we are not aware of.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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no amount of no homo can save you

[–]funnynickname 3 points4 points ago

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Movember IS a mustache competition, not a beard competition.

[–]fullcircle_bflo 6 points7 points ago

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It was held in December?

[–]ninjao[S] 12 points13 points ago

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No but he announced it today... I think the comp goes through November

[–]Honda_TypeR 10 points11 points ago

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If he wanted to win.... why does he have a massive downvote carved into his chest hair? Reverse psychology?

[–]darknecross 67 points68 points ago

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When he looks down at it, it's an upvote.

[–]fondofMILFs 7 points8 points ago

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also it points at his dick

[–]Rush395 141 points142 points ago

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yo peter man, check out channel 9 check out this chick

[–]nowtayneicangetinto 39 points40 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]R1psaw 5 points6 points ago

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my exact thoughts the moment i noticed the mullet

[–]crazymonkey159 31 points32 points ago

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Angel wing back hair.

What in the fuck.

[–]jurble 11 points12 points ago

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My god, I thought I was hairy. But this is a real man. I bet when he's older and his back goes gray, he could walk into a gorilla troupe and take charge - and they'd obey him on account of his being a silver-back.

[–]schmearcampain 6 points7 points ago

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holy mullet...

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[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 164 points165 points ago

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Its actually pretty fucking irrelevant to a beard competition

[–]junglepoon 73 points74 points ago

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you sound angry.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 73 points74 points ago

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I am internet mad... it's different than real mad.

[–]junglepoon 3 points4 points ago

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Is it anything like SC2 mad?

[–]srsTroll 30 points31 points ago

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Less Koreans are involved.

[–]rustanova 25 points26 points ago

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Being a part of Beard Team USA and running a chapter of it myself, I agree. I really would like to know where this is from because chest hair wouldn't qualify. He could be graded on a moustache/goatee but that is it. On a side note, if he did compete in Freestyle, this could fly, but it shouldn't have any influence of the judging.

[–]imnion 31 points32 points ago

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Because why wouldn't Reddit have a resident beard expert?

[–]rustanova 4 points5 points ago

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All things beard, ask your boy. Upstate and Classy Beard and Moustache Society. Google it.

[–]angiewa 1 point2 points ago

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I'm looking forward to the Beard Expert IAmA

[–]Spillane001 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly -- disqualified!

[–]jotaroh 21 points22 points ago

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[–]thfemale 17 points18 points ago

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As a female looking at that picture, this is how I imagine nerd dudes must feel when they see a picture of slave Leia. Mmm, Sean Connery.....

[–]skithrow 1 point2 points ago

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as a dude I'm thinking oh god my eyes, time for eye bleach.

[–]Beakerbite 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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really? girls I show that picture to think its really quite alarming ... a friend of mine who is a huge fan of sean connery calls it the sean connery "gay rape movie scene"

[–]richertai 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. Upvotes for you.

And remember kids: "The gun is good. The penis is evil."

[–]CerpinTaxes 38 points39 points ago

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While his 'stash is in fact glorious, I can't help but think winning a beard competition with body hair is a bit of a cheat.

[–]casted 12 points13 points ago

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Anton Taylor?

[–]ninjao[S] 16 points17 points ago

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[–]jonny_lube 18 points19 points ago

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Do you think it's true that women don't understand moustaches?

Very much so. Although a minority are aware of the way in which a moustache nourishes the soul of its wearer and ultimately society, most women still react with fear to moustaches, perhaps because of the overwhelming and somewhat frightening feelings of attraction that moustaches arouse in them. I think the fact that I have not been swamped in lady-love for the past month is a strong indication than our society is ill, and that love of moustaches should be made a high priority in education and social planning.

[–]Caitlintarwebs 8 points9 points ago

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Brilliant. I know the girls who shaved him very well, congrats to the man!

[–]MardukSlayerOfTiamat 14 points15 points ago

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....women shave him? I'm in the wrong profession :(

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points ago

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If you ask nicely, I'm sure they'll let one man in their shaving team.

[–]ninjao[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm really happy for him. Really cool news :)

[–]Caitlintarwebs 2 points3 points ago

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I was about to ask a similar question. He's in a couple of photos with a mutual friend of mine on Facebook, and I got a monstrous fright. Seems legit?

[–]fintorro 23 points24 points ago

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That's one hell of a downvote right there.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 4 points5 points ago

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the adventures of SUPER ...DOWNVOTE...MANNNNNNN!!!!

[–]chewy556 4 points5 points ago

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He's looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through his chest pubes down to his ball fro.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]hquarterz 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing

[–]supermin082 8 points9 points ago

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What's the arrow pointing to? Please explain in full detail.

[–]tinyj316 51 points52 points ago

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Probably more hair.

[–]Stitchopoulis 10 points11 points ago

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A veritable forest.

[–]the_kgb 1 point2 points ago

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Good call, Conan O'Brien.

[–]splitwheel 9 points10 points ago

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[–]zane411 2 points3 points ago

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That right there is a thing of beauty, sir.

[–]N_Word_Joe 2 points3 points ago

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Captain BEARD

[–]UNITBlackArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Who actually has no beard..

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 1 point2 points ago

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not up top... that's what the arrow is pointing to, his suffocating man marsh.

[–]forgot_old_account[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Final Atomic Buster!!!!

[–]skiwf42 2 points3 points ago

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What's Colin Farrell like in real life?

[–]gprx100 1 point2 points ago

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I think he was going for a super hero look.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was fairly hirsute, but holy crap. It's everywhere.

[–]snevah1o 1 point2 points ago

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Your friend has a downvote on his chest. OMG HE MUST BE A REDDITOR.

[–]hallhallhall 1 point2 points ago

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Zardoz?

[–]dokuhebi 1 point2 points ago

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ZARDOZ!

[–]GiantSquidd 1 point2 points ago

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That is... Terrifying...

[–]shrimants 1 point2 points ago

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those fuckin brows.....

[–]1mistakecharly 1 point2 points ago

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that shit is going to itch sooo much when it grows back!

[–]eothred 1 point2 points ago

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Amazing, just amazing! Anyone got link to previous winners? I am unable to google it apparently...

[–]neppynite 1 point2 points ago

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picture of the guy (or girl) who came in second?

[–]v_la_dolphin 1 point2 points ago

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You- 'I think he deserved it?'

Sheldon- 'Is that the answer or are you asking me?'

You- "I'm asking you?"

Sheldon- ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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neckbeard -> bodybeard

[–]fiafia127 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S DOWNVOTE MAN!!

[–]guywithsybian 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT'S HE POINTING AT?!?!

[–]beanso 1 point2 points ago

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It's a mustache competition.

[–]naimina 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think he deserved it.

[–]nxtlvljumz 1 point2 points ago

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That's no beard! In fact, this is contradictory to the very spirit of Movember, razor should not touch beard at all, whereas this man is clearly spent a great deal of time pruning. Not trying to hate, but I'd slap whomever judged this competition.

[–]Darktidemage 1 point2 points ago

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TIL the people who judge international beard competitions aren't really rules oriented or considerate to contestants who didn't consider it a full body hair competition.

[–]uJellie 1 point2 points ago

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What beard? All I see is a thick ass mustache and some chest hair.

[–]BaSiiCzxX 1 point2 points ago

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please tell me there is a mullet to go with it

[–]Dazbobaby 1 point2 points ago

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He deserves it just for wearing tights.

[–]theweslawson 1 point2 points ago

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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

[–]JustTalkinAboutShaft 1 point2 points ago

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Beard = downvote

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

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Must have had pretty weak competition... I mean, sure as a novelty act it's funny and all, but usually some damn serious beards win these competitions.

[–]SalMinella 1 point2 points ago

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Deserved it? No. He earned it.

[–]_splintertooth_ 1 point2 points ago

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I WANT TO UPVOTE BUT THE BEARD IS TELLING ME TO DOWNVOTE!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!!!

[–]FlexorCarpiUlnaris 0 points1 point ago

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In a word, yes.

[–]sagafood -1 points0 points ago

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[–]jwdrummer21 0 points1 point ago

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That is a very hairy situation.

[–]beefstick86 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to see the other beards submitted to this contest.

Crazy job on the body hair "art".

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

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his super hero song is supermans theme played in reverse.

[–]tzu22 0 points1 point ago

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Does it continue on the back?

[–]White_Unicorn 0 points1 point ago

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I finally know what true love feels like. It's even better than they said it would be.

[–]THETHAD 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, do you?

[–]SMB73 0 points1 point ago

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Looks a lot like the guy that played Maynard in Pulp Fiction.

[–]Cataphract116 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell with the pants, but looks like this is still one step short of the mythical Full-Manchu. Needs to continue down through his big toe.

[–]pandasmacks 0 points1 point ago

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it's nice to see he's found work, i haven't seen him since the Drew Carey show.

[–]theguywhopostnot 0 points1 point ago

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THE EVIL DOWNVOTE MASTER!!!!

[–]evilada 0 points1 point ago

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Have you informed r/beards of this?

[–]Fight2Beard 0 points1 point ago

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This, this is my ultimate Hero!

[–]ChaoticHungry 0 points1 point ago

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I picture a hairy cape going down the back...

[–]vonntrout 0 points1 point ago

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Good god.

[–]THEoriginalBRIEN 0 points1 point ago

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THE CHOSEN ONE.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

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Your friend aka downvote demon

[–]Ukkie 0 points1 point ago

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For he is the avatar, master of hairbending.

[–]schavira 0 points1 point ago

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ZARDOZ

[–]stirling_archer 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, former UCT student here, pretty sure I know who that is ;-).

[–]GamerBum 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing beard competitions have no boundaries when it comes to hair

[–]BillyLee 0 points1 point ago

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Its too hot to touch

[–]Siinus 0 points1 point ago

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The symbol makes me wanna' downvote. I simply can't!

[–]karatechopgeo 0 points1 point ago

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Is your friend the bastard love child of Freddie Mercury and the Flash?

[–]PrunusPersica 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Anton Taylor??

[–]Fidodo 0 points1 point ago

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Did he wear something over it and reveal it at the last moment?

[–]allover_twist 0 points1 point ago

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Did he just downvote himself?

[–]PrunusPersica 0 points1 point ago

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So cool to see a friend of mine on Reddit! His fame extends beyond UCT!

[–]Boner_Doner 0 points1 point ago

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This would simplify things

[–]sunamumaya 0 points1 point ago

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We'll call him... Flatfoot!

[–]iamnotatroll 0 points1 point ago

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Hey. Isn't that the guy from the old xerox document center commercials?

[–]Xurandor 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you know how to use punctuation?

[–]IlCattivo91 0 points1 point ago

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That's a goatee nigger, you best be joking me...

[–]pixlfarmer 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for downvote beard

[–]DMLawl 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen a down vote get so many up votes.

[–]tempuro 0 points1 point ago

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Bonus if he walked down the beach afterwards...

[–]boogietheknight 0 points1 point ago

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That's a hell of a downvote.

[–]seriously_disturbed 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh...he deserved it alright!!

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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The most menacing looking gay man

[–]annoclancularius 0 points1 point ago

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I only give upvotes for headstands.

[–]one-half 0 points1 point ago

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They have international beard competitions?

[–]Domaurefilla 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this said bread......silly cracked cell phone

[–]yummycello 0 points1 point ago

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hairrow ftw?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But he doesn't have a beard? He's got a big ass moustache and some shaved chest and belly art. What sort of contest was this?

[–]DonaldMcRonald 0 points1 point ago

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That's no ordinary neckbeard.

[–]mrcloudies 0 points1 point ago

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.....

That's disgusting..

[–]HashRunningRapist 0 points1 point ago

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Your friend has a downvote on his chest.

[–]P33J 0 points1 point ago

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But he won with a downvote

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's downvoting his own penis! He deserves any award we can throw at him!

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Why the downvote?

[–]Supermant 0 points1 point ago

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And then reddit wonders why they never get laid...

[–]rishkin 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

[–]ninjao[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I think I might have convinced him to do an AMA.

[–]mafaraxas 0 points1 point ago

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no

[–]MrMagoo22 0 points1 point ago

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And the locals knew him as... EL DOWNVOTE!

[–]mrrabies 0 points1 point ago

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Karnov?

[–]calebb 0 points1 point ago

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I think he did too?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that is pretty cool I guess, but not a beard at all. In fact, why someone would be shirtless at a beard competition in the first place is beyond me.

[–]IronChin 0 points1 point ago

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He won an "international beard competition" despite the fact that the doesn't have a beard?

[–]courtesyflusher 0 points1 point ago

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"got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro" -Dale Doback

[–]xyqxyq 0 points1 point ago

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The being barefoot makes this.

[–]MealyDucard 0 points1 point ago

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That's horrifying.

[–]noagendaproducer 0 points1 point ago

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Deserved it? Probably. Is he ever going to get laid again? Probably not.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have the correct amount of nipple hair for this. I just lack in the hair everywhere else...

[–]bleunt 0 points1 point ago

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Zangief?

[–]Peppe22 0 points1 point ago

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International like the world series?

[–]derek86 0 points1 point ago

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Hold the phone! Is this the same guy that did the Photoshop of himself as a centaur for a mustache competition? Please let it be

[–]ArchSchnitz 0 points1 point ago

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How did he win when his very body portrays a downvote?

[–]Belutak 0 points1 point ago

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looks like knee shooter finally start missing

[–]Indeedee 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, my new king, I will follow the arrow.

[–]Milieunairess 0 points1 point ago

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Was it the "Disturbing" category?

[–]SirAuron 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure it was not his pubic hair growing upwards? Because that would be cheating.

[–]rubberbaron 0 points1 point ago

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Really it's kind of a shitty beard. That's a gimmick win. I take beards very seriously.

[–]redalurk 0 points1 point ago

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hang that man upside-down and click him!

[–]vicilawson 0 points1 point ago

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Are capri tights required by the competition rules?

[–]EnglishRoom 0 points1 point ago

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Spandex? I think I can see his religion.

[–]Moikee 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he down voting himself?

[–]blazinbarney 0 points1 point ago

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And people bust my balls for being a gamer.

[–]unisyst 0 points1 point ago*

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Alternatively, he could have shaved his nipple areas, and did a handstand so the arrow is going up.

[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

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that's gonna itch like fuck

[–]Gecko99 0 points1 point ago

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The arrow makes it hard to resist downvoting.

I resisted.

[–]craic_of_dawn 0 points1 point ago

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I think he should have went farther and shaped the arm & leg hair... it grows back.

[–]kwilerexy 0 points1 point ago

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i kinda see that as more of a mustache

[–]SH1 0 points1 point ago

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He is...THUNDERNIPS.

[–]squalex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

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I am simply terrified of that man.

[–]betbrett 0 points1 point ago

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was the competition to find the stupidest looking person ever? lol

[–]phoxer 0 points1 point ago

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not to belittle his achievement,however, the competition in the neckbeard bracket has always been notably weak. Still that is quite a neckbeard.

[–]LaJollaJim 0 points1 point ago

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The person that had to shave him should win the competition.

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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That's one hairy downvote.

[–]HalcyonCross 0 points1 point ago

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HE IS THE RED CYCLONE

[–]hickgorilla 0 points1 point ago

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They wouldn't have even considered him less the tights

[–]Da_Fuck 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate has lots of hair all over his body.I will show this pic to him.

[–]codeb87 0 points1 point ago

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yes, yes i do.

[–]slypython 0 points1 point ago

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Steve C?

[–]pookiemon 0 points1 point ago

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This is why superheroes need to wear costumes.

[–]ibanezninja 0 points1 point ago

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is your friend the next mortal kombat villian?

[–]KeenDreams 0 points1 point ago

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Note to self: learn how to magically grow chest hair.

[–]YFC 0 points1 point ago

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Although not relevant to your post's content in any way, I would just like to show my appreciation and to give you my praise for your restraint of using the phrase "Nailed it?" to end your submission title. The amount of bottom-feeding Down's sufferers that follow up a potentially competitive title subject with said phrase is simply astounding and any post to the contrary is a welcome breath of fresh air.

[–]richunclesam 0 points1 point ago

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This downvote is getting a lot of upvotes.

[–]dynamiteownsall 0 points1 point ago

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I do believe he did.

[–]diggmeordie 0 points1 point ago

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BREAKING UPDATE: well the IBC drug test results came in, and unfortunately for the OP's friend he tested positive for testosterone doping and will be stripped of his title.

[–]photoddgrapher 0 points1 point ago

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Your nipples have their own beard? You win, were done, let's get tacos.

[–]maryjane17 0 points1 point ago

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is that a downvote on his chest?!