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[–]Biggy33 64 points65 points ago

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[–]llII 17 points18 points ago

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Thanks. For once someone explained it.

[–]dibsODDJOB 13 points14 points ago

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reddit, where five smart ass comments out rank the right fucking answer.

[–]sommergirl 0 points1 point ago

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google, where you find out stuff you want to know in less than 5 seconds. No seriously, it's not that hard looking it up yourself...

[–]Paradoxou 2 points3 points ago

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Google ? Pfffft, I will make a ragecomic and wait for a response in the comment. So I get

  1. The response
  2. Karma

[–]dibsODDJOB 0 points1 point ago

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that's not the point. The point is that people find it necessary that smart ass comments should be pointed out more than actual, helpful information.

And looking at the comments, especially the TOP comments, will always be faster and easier than a google search query.

[–]MartialFur 2 points3 points ago

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THANK you! I was wondering about this for a week, but I didn't care enough to investigate.

[–]A_Slow_Descent 6 points7 points ago

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[–]KurtAlder 29 points30 points ago

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well apparently everybody... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kleptis[S] 6 points7 points ago

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haha, it appears so

[–]ManBearTree 5 points6 points ago

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I logged over 250 hours on skyrim and only understood this joke about 3 days ago.

[–]darksober 0 points1 point ago

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its because we just skip to the conversations of games and press A multiple times.

[–]ManBearTree 0 points1 point ago

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Brothers in arms :)

[–]sommergirl 21 points22 points ago

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»»───knee───►

[–]hobosuit 1 point2 points ago

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i was watching liquid hero's stream (starcraft 2 player) the other night and this was being spammed every 4 lines by random people. was pretty funny

[–]Kieph 23 points24 points ago

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you've been gone longer than five minutes if you don't understand half the inside of jokes of skyrim on reddit by now. I've never played the game, no real intention to, but I know more about guards who were formerly adventurers like me and horse physics than I ever thought possible.

[–]TheBigStapler 2 points3 points ago

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I understand that this is a Skyrim joke but I still don't know what it means. Can it be explained or is this a you-had-to-be-there type reference?

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[–]CyborgDragon 7 points8 points ago

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All of the guards of the towns you frequent say this when they see you.

FTFY

[–]Tokeli 2 points3 points ago

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Every damn guard has this as one of their lines: "I was once an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee". Which means every damn guard has taken an arrow to the knee, and wimped out like a bitch.

[–]TheDarkWolfy 1 point2 points ago

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I used to know someone who always told "But then i took an arrow in the knee" jokes ....But then i killed the guy...

[–]fauxstellata 0 points1 point ago

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Similar. A guy at college used to say things like that, then he took a biro to the windpipe.

[–]shifty1776 1 point2 points ago

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Adventurers.

[–]killkyle 1 point2 points ago

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you um..have been gone for a lot longer then 5 min...

[–]zabuma 1 point2 points ago

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5 minutes? It's been over a week that that meme has been circulating at this point.

[–]joeay 1 point2 points ago

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5 minutes = 4 weeks?

[–]Imnotevenangry 1 point2 points ago

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"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee" in the knee in

[–]Jame-Jame 0 points1 point ago

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Was confused also so had to google it. Apparently a Skyrim ref.

[–]Champis 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see what the big deal is, I've only played skyrim for 5 hours and have only heard it like 200 times...

[–]JasonUncensored 0 points1 point ago

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More like leaving Reddit for about 5 weeks...

[–]queefing 0 points1 point ago

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See those warriors from Hammerfell? They got swords. Curved. Swords.

[–]robinjc1 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't really on reddit for about a week or so because I moved and didn't have internet at home, and not much time to browse at work... I'm still catching up on understanding all the inside jokes.

[–]aarghIforget 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, so Skyrim is just as full of irritating voiceovers as Oblivion? Got it.

[–]CharmanderEarldingo 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to get a shit load of karma for this comment, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[–]Peturd 0 points1 point ago

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Its a skyrim joke.

[–]KaptenKnoge -1 points0 points ago

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I used to help people online but then I took an arrow to the knee

[–]Smarag -1 points0 points ago

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I used to tell people about the memes they missed while being offline, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]haloskulls117 -1 points0 points ago

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i listen to dubstep, and i dont even know what it means

[–]Turkk -2 points-1 points ago

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I used to reddit, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]manwithnoname_88 -1 points0 points ago

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I used to reddit, but then some jackass took an arrow to the knee and won't shut up about it.

[–]Turkk 1 point2 points ago

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I used to know some cunt that used to reddit and tell people to shut up but then this cunt took a bullet to the brain.

[–]manwithnoname_88 0 points1 point ago

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Creative. I like.

[–]trex88 -2 points-1 points ago

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i used to leave reddit but then i took an arrow to the knee

[–]Redigeraren -3 points-2 points ago

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i used to know what this meme meant, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[–]mr1337 -3 points-2 points ago

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That meme used to be funny... but then it took an arrow to the knee.