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Ouch... [NSFL] (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by eddie0wnz
[–]geek180 50 points51 points52 points 8 months ago
Story + video: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/22/julio-aparicio-gored-in-t_n_585941.html
[–]coronaride 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
"The bull, however, was quickly killed by other matadors." Well thank jeebus for that...couldn't stand to have a wild animal like that roaming the streets. </sarcasm>
[–]Parchedflame 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Sarcasm isn't necessary, they would've killed it, anyway.
[–]idontevnknw 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
The video makes me cringe. I had just arrived in Sevilla when this happened. This is a picture I took of the article. http://imgur.com/2vXbL
[–]ben26 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
he is really lucky that the bull didnt start running with his jaw stuck around his horn. he woulda been fucked.
[–]chronic_gamer -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
Holy shit! The dude not only survived that but got up and ran off...meanwhile other players in modern sports roll around on the ground when someone taps them. Matadors are hard-fucking-core.
[–]geek180 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
He really didn't have much of a choice.
[–]CornBallerBurn 19 points20 points21 points 8 months ago
Running in fear death is much different than embellishing to get a penalty call.
[–]jellyfishsandwhich 49 points50 points51 points 8 months ago
Hardcore douchebags - fuck everything about matadors. They should give this bull a reprieve and stud his ass out on a pasture.
[–]DrRoidberg 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
I would like to point out that up until he entered the bull ring, that bull probably led the life of a king. Grass fed, plenty of pasture, maybe even a massage or two. The take very good care of the toros until they kill them. Now contrast that with the life of a meat cow: the average beefer in the US spends its short life living in its own shit, never going outside and being pumped full of antibiotics and growth hormones. It could be argued that milk cows have it even worse, since their miserable existences are drawn out over a longer period of time. I'm not saying I support bullfighting, but I am saying that if you are truly concerned about the ethical treatment of animals, start buying local, grass-fed, free range meat. Or stop eating it entirely.
[–]jellyfishsandwhich 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
First off I DO only buy grass fed beef - don't turn this into an argument it isn't. Secondly regardless of how this bull spent his days prior to the bullfight does not make up for what goes on for mere sport and entertainment. If they truly wanted it to be fair then A) they wouldn;t wound it prior to fight and B)the if the bull wins, it goes free, on to fuck as many sexy cows he can get a hold of. Just because they wear fancy fucking outfits they think it is majestic to torture the shit out of a bull for sport and it is disgusting. If someone in plain clothes just went out, without an arena, and tortured a dog or a duck, or bull or any other animal for no other reason than fun they would be looked at as a potential serial killer and arrested. I always cheer the bull in scenarios like this.
[–]iKhAoTiKK 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I always love seeing bulls just going apeshit on them fucking matadors,or when they hop the fence into the crowd
[–]JTHipster -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 months ago
I completely disagree with you. Compared to the shitty low wage job that awaits most people, I think the bull has it pretty nice. Dies young, gets in to one last good fight, gores a few assholes, gets a shitton of grass and attention.
Also, for the record, a more accurate comparison would be a man going out and torturing or killing bears. There's social stigma related to killing dogs and other small animals because they're viewed as subservient, and weaker than humans. A bear, or a bull, is much stronger than any person could be, and thus it isn't viewed with as much negativity.
Last point; why do you cheer for the deaths of men with families and children, all for the sake of an animal?
[–]atalkingcow 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
The man made a choice, the animal did not. Cheering for the Matador is like cheering for Jigsaw when you watch the Saw movies. He may think he's doing everyone a favor by teaching them his viewpoint, but the fact remains that THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE to be there. The bull may be stronger, the bull may be treated like a king before hand, but the bull didn't choose any of it. The man chose it all for his entertainment. That's why I say fuck the man.
[–]jellyfishsandwhich 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
damn straight I do. the man voluntarily entered that ring at his own risk so fuck him. I won't be guilt tripped because he may or may not have a family. I feel no empathy. How does a "shitty low wage job" have any comparison? We are talking about an animal who doesn't need a job, not a human. For the record I feel the same about a man going out and torturing a bear to death what is your point? Or is that just another red herring? The bull is weakened before hand and exhausted so the douche can come out and pretend to be a "manly man" Tell you what - go out in the wild and do that shit and get back to me on how much of a man you are. You can glad hand this sort of nonsense but I revel in the fact the man got a good gore before the bull was killed. At least the bull got a little satisfaction before he had to go.
[–]unrealtrip 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Actually I was going to call matadors huge fucking pussies that taunt an animal before they kill it for fun...
[–]RKVV 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
I'm going to guess any random american football player would get up and run after being tackled if there was a pissed off bull running at them
[–][deleted] 8 months ago
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[–]DoublePostGod 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
You shall live.
[–]ProfoundSolitude 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
It's called adrenaline from shock
[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
linkie gets upboats
[–]ElectricBlue27 122 points123 points124 points 8 months ago
At first I was like, "Why is his tongue so bla---OH GOD."
[–]FancyResults 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Samesies.
[–]myztry 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Why does my tongue taste like bull horn...
[–]rollie82 84 points85 points86 points 8 months ago
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."
[–]einsteinsolid 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Gotta love some occasional testicular cannibalism.
[–]TropicalUnicornSong 403 points404 points405 points 8 months ago
Hole in Juan.
[–]the_right_juan 78 points79 points80 points 8 months ago
:(
[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
You have our condolences Juan.
[–]REDDITvTIDDER 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
pork-o-rico
[–]Businessfood 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Completely stolen from another person's comment when this was posted a few months earlier.
edit: Here is the thread where I saw it.
[–]aManAgeNotGiven 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
I'm not taking back my upvote, but at least now I know the truth.
[–]TropicalUnicornSong 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
It isn't the truth. Thanks for the vote.
[–]rastawrangler 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
And that was stolen from a joke that is reallllllllly old!
[–]TropicalUnicornSong 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago*
Nah. It may not be original, but it was not stolen. I guess great minds think alike and all that. Come on....it's not that hard to come up with.
Edit: And a quick google reveals another editionNSFW.
[–]bhermit -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Your mother was stolen from another person's comment too.
[–]Spence44 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I expected more gore.
[–]happybadger 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Puncture wounds hardly bleed unless there's additional damage (such as twisting, or in this case, thrashing). What happens is that the object is lodged in so perfectly that it forms a barrier between the broken blood vessels and the void. That's why you can survive things like being impaled on a log. (obviously SFW, show autistic children and your sick parents)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
you win
[–]mrwoolery -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 months ago
You, Sir...are fucking brilliant. :)
[–]LeagueOfRobots -8 points-7 points-6 points 8 months ago
This "you, sir,"/", good sir." thing needs to go away. It's damn annoying.
[–]zanhoshi -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Learn some class, churl.
[–]rastawrangler -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
you good sir, are a deuche!
[–]Cullly 353 points354 points355 points 8 months ago
The guy didn't die, but 5 or 6 bulls died that day.
He has killed many bulls in his lifetime for sport.
I have no sympathy
[–]BraveSirRobin 105 points106 points107 points 8 months ago
Generally people who lose fights they started are not deserving of any sympathy.
[–]random3223 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
Even though the bull won that round, I still get the feeling he died that day.
[–]Cullly 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Most likely they rested the bull to die on a different day. They want the bulls to be as angry as possible.
[–]CiD7707 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
I think in situations where the bull wins, they are spared and sent to pasture as breeding stock.
Though I'm not %100 exact on that.
[–]AxisOfAwesome 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
nope. the other matadors killed that bull. source
[–]Pajamas_ 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
The bulls almost never survive. The fights are rigged
[–]CiD7707 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Well that's depressing as fuck...
[–]420ish 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I didn't think the bulls ever survived. I thought once in the ring they are doomed. Maybe not this time. But eventually.
[–]jdiez17 32 points33 points34 points 8 months ago
I'm spanish and I agree with you.
[–]playthev 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
I'm a bull and I agree with you.
[–]rastawrangler 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
I'm a spanish bull, and do not always impale, but when I do.....I impale matadors.
[–]spermracewinner 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Also the bull's face is covered, so he's more like, "Hey, what's going on, guys? Who turned off the lights?"
[–]squidgirl1 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
There are much less humane conditions in the meat-packing industry, no?
I'm sure there are, but I don't agree with eating any meat if it's killed in a cruel way. Aren't there standards-checking companies in your country who have to do checks on your meat companies? I'm pretty sure we do in Ireland as I've seen programs on our TV showing such checks and mentioning the rules that companies have to follow.
I do love meat though.
[–]squidgirl1 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Well, here in the lovely United States, we have the USDA that's either underfunded or funded by the companies that they're supposed to regulate. So no, there's very little regulation on animal conditions as long as the meat is cheap, mostly uncontaminated and widely available.
Naturally there's farmer's markets, which I generally trust for good meat. Difficult to tell, though, since butchering facilities vary.
But yes. Meat is great -^
[–]anonyc555 -6 points-5 points-4 points 8 months ago
lol fuck spain
[–]crossower 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
Yes. Please go ahead and generalize. Everyone in Spain is a vicious bull-killing asshole, right?
[–]dylanfarnum 35 points36 points37 points 8 months ago
Well technically he said spain, not spanish people, and as far as I know this is made legal by Spain the country. So the gentleman is correct; fuck spain.
[–]jdiez17 12 points13 points14 points 8 months ago
Nah, it's actually the spanish people's fault. We allow this kind of shit to happen, and we go to this kind of places.
Well, I should say "them".
/spaniard
[–]resolutionz 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but the majority of Spaniards oppose bull-fighting.
[–]jdiez17 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Not the majority, but a lot of us dislike it.
[–]qyzztl 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago*
there there there
there
Aaaaannnd I just had an aneurysm.
EDIT: User "Stinkynugs" got a little too embarrassed and deleted his comment rather than learn from his mistakes. The deleted comment read:
At least those bulls got to do something with there lives, many bulls just stay in there pens there entire life and then one day they get slaughtered. They don't even get to fuck bitches because most agricultural systems use artificial insemination.
[–]NoobFace 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Theirs no problem here.
[–]skoorbevad 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Don't you mean theirs no problem they're?
[–]Capn_Danger 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
IT'S TOO MUCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
[–]Russz 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Now now Captain. It's gonna be ok.
[–]NoobFace 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Alot.
[–]coronaride 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
or hear
[–]raging_asshole -18 points-17 points-16 points 8 months ago
Because what a human can give to society and what a bull can give to society are pretty much equal. Makes sense.
[–]ThatsSoKafkaesque 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Can and do are important distinctions. This guy COULD give society important or useful things. I, and many others, would argue that he DOES not. In fact, I'd argue that promoting the physical and psychological torture of a sentient creature for sport is in fact detrimental to society, so he's actually of less value than the bull after all.
I say this, mind you, as a fully committed omnivore; I just don't think physical or psychological torture has any place in that either.
[–]jellyfishsandwhich 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Agreed - This D Bag kills bulls for a living for no other reason than to gratify himself while wearing a leotard and mickey mouse ears, while that single bull could be a stud making hundreds of cows to feed thousands of people. I vote for the bull on this one. So in essence this guy in his tenure as a bull killer has prevented feeding hundreds of thousands of people
[–]EvilSockPuppet 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
That must have tasted awful.
[–]javixm 47 points48 points49 points 8 months ago
I love it when the bull wins.
[–]Calculiciousdydx 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Yeah, I love Derrick Rose!
[–]aforu 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
You play with the bull. sunglasses You get the horn. YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..or however that goes.
[–]mage_g4 90 points91 points92 points 8 months ago
lol. He got what as coming to him. GO BULL!
[–]CiD7707 38 points39 points40 points 8 months ago
It's one thing to kill an animal for food/clothing.
It's entirely another to torture and then kill an animal purely for the entertainment of others.
[–]nannal 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
both are pretty horrible though
[–]CiD7707 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Is it horrible when a grizzly bear catches a salmon? No.
Is it horrible when a fox catches a chicken? No.
How is it horrible if I eat a burger made from a steer that I raised from a calf to maturity, which I brought to a local and trusted butcher that I know uses the quickest and least painful method of putting said animal down?
[–]mage_g4 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
Actually I didn't because I don't eat beef.
Even if I did, a bolt gun to the head is considerably less cruel than parading a tortured creature around an auditorium whilst people stab it until it's weak and hurt enough to allow some cunt in fancy pants to taunt it until everyone gets bored and they kill it.
Bulls and people are equal, as far as I'm concerned. Both are alive and feel pain. Would it be ok for a person to torture and kill another person like this?
[–]ShockerOnShockStreet 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I think he means that there's an analogy for this but this is kinda already it. He messed with the bull, etc. etc.
My dog loves to bug our bull, and if she got hit I wouldn't be happy but it is certainly not the bull's fault. Besides, the fun in seeing a bullfight or rodeo is always rooting for the bull. Come for the show, stay for the impalement!
[–]ballstein 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Literally.
[–]fistpunch 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
I like to think I have compassion for all living things but when you use animals for sport that's a whole different game and when someone gets hurt like that I have no sympathy for them.
I have no problem with people hunting for food but if you want to hunt for sport? Man the fuck up and go big game hunting in Africa in your underwear only using a rock as a weapon tough guy's.
[–]Potrix 70 points71 points72 points 8 months ago
I have no sympathy for that guy, this "sport" is cruel and should be illegal!
[–]Proseedcake 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Now it's just the other 16 autonomous communities of Spain, 5 Latin American countries, Portugal and the south of France left to go...
[–]Potrix 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I think it's still legal in some parts, no? Because I was in Spain this summer and during a tour in Barcelona they told us about the schedule for the whole next year?! =/
[–]thecriminalmind -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
How is it good news? The sport isn't ending as a result of an improved moral character on the part of the people. This doesn't mark any end of barbarism. It's simply being suppressed by politicians who are removed enough from the context of the culture to apply an abstracted ethics to the practice. People think we're marching into a bright future but the moment the political power is removed the psychological state which produced these old barbaric traditions will invent new ones.
[–]thecriminalmind 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
On the other hand, "The chief cause of problems is solutions."
But you might be right.
[–]einsteinsolid 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Actually the article points out that the idea formed after a petition with 18,000 signatures was completed, so at least there are quite a few people against it.
~180,000 people signed, about 2.5% of the population of Catalonia.
[–]bobbmalooga 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
You know what they say. You fuck with the bull, you get the horn.
[–]borlak 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
critical hit!
[–]SDMF91 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
OH DAMN HE HIT HIM SO HARD HIS TONGUE IS FLOPPIN EVERYWHERE.
inspects closely
OHFUCKFUCKOWWWW
[–]jsnoogs 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
That's what happens when you taunt a bull and then poke it with swords. Look at the blood coming off of it. The "sport" is just animal abuse. No more, no less
[–]TheBruno 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Awesome. Hope he bit his tongue off. That's what animal torturers get.
[–]twoForJuan 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Bull here. Hole in Juan? Why not two?
[–]niXor 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
You had me at Juan!
[–]coronaride 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Way to go, Senor Bull! Fuck that guy!
[–]spj36 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
I come from a place where bullfighting is just a tradition like any other and people feel terrible about the people who get hurt keeping this tradition alive. Ever since I was little, I was the only one who loved people getting fucked by bulls like in these pictures and people, to date, would voice how weird I am. I love reddit, but never ocurred to me to ask how reddit would feel about this and now I know you guys agree it's fucking cruel and bullfighters get what they deserve. You have no idea what it feels to be in a country where EVERYBODY thinks you're crazy for having a different point of view. I'm happy I'm not alone! Viva la reddit!
[–]one-eleven 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
The New York Post knows how to handle this.
[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
That's what you get!
[–]buddybonesbones 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Fuck that guy! That picture is extremely satisfying!!
[–]bastian1343 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Radical piercing, brah.
[–]beatbot 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I love this picture! It always reminds me that you shouldn't fuck with animals. Eating them is one thing, but messing with them for fun is something else.
I hope, as he was being dragged by the jaw by an angry bull, and later groaning, blood pouring out of his extra mouth, he had a second to consider the barbarity that had led to that point.
[–]Rsardinia 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
He deserves that.
[–]zeonos 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
he deserves it.. :D i always cheer the bulls.
[–]Relevant_westwing 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Spanish Bullfighting? Fuck that shit.
Portuguese bullfighting? Im okay with that.
[–]Relevant_westwing 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
And if you dont know the difference, in portuguese bullfighting a group of 5 people, go , unnarmed, vs a bull, and try to grab him by the head, literally, until he stops.
[–]throwmeaway76 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago*
Ah, yes. The forcados. That is also my favourite part.
However, that only happens after the bull has been weakened by bullfighters on foot and horseback using bandeirilhas.
Also, another difference is that, whereas in Spanish bullfighting the bull is killed on the arena (by the matador) in Portuguese bullfighting the bull either dies off the arena or is turned into a breeding bull.
Read more
"Would you like to know more?"
much better.
[–]Relevant_westwing 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Would you still put yourself in front of a mad raging animal of 500kg + charging towards you?
i wouldnt
I feel we got off on the wrong foot here. Im not a touradas lover, but i do not mind them existing. Altough i would argue about the tax euros being used to sponsor/support. Riders and forcados are paid really badly (around 3 euros per person) riders a bit more. And most of the money earned by visitors/tv views, is payed directly to the farms that grow the bulls. I can understand your point of view, as everyone has theirs.
[–]dbroyles 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
haha, absolutely deserves this
[–]ns2103 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Thats gonna leave a mark.
[–]AssViolator 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Why is this Nsfl?
[–]themightybaron 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Ohh never saw this angle before
[–]torridzone 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
This picture doesn't make me cringe as much because of the simple fact that there isn't any blood. This photo was taken at just the right moment before blood came gushing out of that wound.
Also I don't feel too bad for the guy, it's all part of bullfighting, he knew the risk when he entered a ring and started taunting an animal that weighs a ton and has spears on it's head.
[–]why_Charizard_why 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
OMG. Is he okay?
[–]crabsis1337 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
sometimes, the bull wins!
[–]ksulli10 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
If you go into a ring to fight a bull, there is a chance you will lose. A pretty decent-sized chance. To quote No Country for Old Men: "Even in the contest between man and steer, the issue isn't certain."
[–]JBro74 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Hey,let's take a docile bull,piss it off to the point where its trying to defend itself,then kill it because it hurts us!
[–]britt913 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
karma
[–]Testiclese 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Good. The only good matador is an impaled, fucked-up-and-bleeding-to-death matador. That "sport" is barbaric.
[–]pmckizzle 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Serves him fucking right! Hope it hurt!
[–]Umbanda 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
We should do this to all matadors, the best way to stop animal cruelty is to practice it on other animals.
[–]PixieFurious 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Good.
[–]jellyfishsandwhich 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I love everything about this!! Go Bulls!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I usually don't give a shit about animal rights crap, but I have to say, matadors are the biggest pussies in the world. They don't even "fight" the bull until other people have stabbed the crap out of it. And even then, the bull has gone through all sorts of detrimental shit the day before to make it easier to fight. So yeah, if you want to say that some guy jumping around in ridiculous tights and waving a flag around and poking at a half dead animal is an integral part of your culture, then go right ahead.
[–]inorokingi -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
he deserved it.
[–]pkcs11 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
At first I was like, "Dude's tongue is wei..............Oh god!"
But then I was like, "Probably deserved it."
[–]marbles24 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I looked at this for a solid several seconds thinking "What the heck is that thing in his mouth?" then I figured it out and vomited.
[–]n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
damnnnn
[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Fresh bull horn for lunch, so tasty!
[–]bleedingme 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
At first inspection I thought that the guys tongue turned black from being hit so hard. Then I saw it.
[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
The one where the guy had his eye popped out was even worse.
[–]okay_063 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Cool piercing bro
[–]LoriStrode 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Well as long as it didn't go through his larynx he'd be ok.. Eeek tho =( Also, good for the bull for once.
[–]Jetskier270 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
DAE think that was his tongue at first?
[–]Iznik 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
If you are going to play horn, you'll need to improve your embouchure.
[–]Klokateer 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"Hey guys look how cool i look. I got this shit....I DON'T GOT IT I DON'T GOT IT FUCK FUCK."
[–]fbexpunge 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"Oh. That's a horn"
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Is this real? I believe we are missing blood
[–]apullin 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/gvjsb/how_amazon_made_me_feel_when_reddit_was_down/
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/jr1sz/i_have_never_felt_pain_by_looking_at_a_picture/
[–]mickey_oneil_0311 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"You fuck with the bull and you get the horns.."
As my pappy would always say
[–]MrMojoRisin5211 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
There's no way he came out of that alive
[–]DonkeyKong92 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago*
Holy crap; I just realized the bulls horn was protruding from his mouth. I Originally thought that he swallowed a pigeon and the pigeon ass was shown coming out of his mouth.
[–]Russz 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I think you accidentally a word.
[–]SemajSemajSemaj 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
HEAD SHOT!
[–]lingonchip 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I remember back when this first happened. Good for the bull.
[–]chauncebags 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago*
Is this picture validated? Maybe I'm crazy, but would there not be any blood after having a horn stuck through what looks to be his throat and out of his mouth? I understand this picture was taken at the moment it happened, however, this is a bull's horn not a surgical scalpel. Catch my drift?
Edit: just saw the video, I spoke too soon. Stranger things have happened.
[–]JohnFromChicago 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
You know ... if you don't trap a bull in a ring and slowly kill him for sport and fun, then you really don't have to worry about this happening to you.
[–]priestfan1ra 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
OOOOOH SHIT! A typical friday night of fun and stabbings.
[–]creepyfan 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Well, what did you expect?... you are literally taunting a fucking bull
[–]wilsonism 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Every now and then, the bull wins.
[–]scottybro 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Does this remind anyone of Hot Fuzz?
[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
FUCK THAT NOISE!
[–]rainonplant 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That's a mighty black tongue you got there... Oh, shit, that's not his tongue.
[–]ClicheRedditor 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Well, that's enough internet for me today.
[–]koalaminion 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That made him pretty horny.
That's a load of bull.
Poor guy,getting picked on by that bull-y.
[–]TitsMcCuntFucks 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
You said NSFL, but i laughed my ass off.
[–]patchsusername 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I thought it was tongue at first
[–]francolb23 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
there should really be some color to the NSFL icon, much like the NSFW icon. i click these links too damn fast
pussy
[–]nodandsmile 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
He has to be dead, right?
[–]too_much_helium 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Relevant
[–]throwitaway89 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Bullfighting should be like gladiator.
If the Bull kills or maims the matador he wins his freedom.
[–]ottajon 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
His mouth is horny.
[–]classicduster 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
cool piercing!
[–]jdell 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago*
That's enough internet for today.
[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Kids these days.... when will they stop piercing things.
[–]Hanlolol1 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Piece of shit deserves it.
[–]drawlines 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
And that's how the Joker got his scars.
[–]i_pooped_in_my_hat 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Can't see shit!
[–]hipshops 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
why is this NSFL? I have seen this in newspapers... (in europ btw)
[–]xWhitfordx 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
HOLY FUCK!!! I was drinking orange juice and I spit it all over my computer screen!!
[–]deathlordoo 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
ooooooooooooh god damnit! I did not want to re-visit this image
[–]CStarrk 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
They have videos of matadores getting killed by gettingtheir skulls bashed in on YouTube, in case any of you are interested.
[–]beatbot -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
[–]nyquiljunky 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I thought that was his tongue initially...I was all "why is his tongue black like that, I don't even...OH GAWD!"
[–]binaryecho 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Good. Still laughing. Hope that guy thinks about playing with bulls real hard next time while he is whistling through his chin.
ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) Now i cannot eat..
[–]tghGaz 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Ha ha, take that motherfucker!
[–]wo0sa -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
It's a HORN!
Not a tongue, a fucking horn.
Can't say he didnt have it comming.
[–]inblense -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
from ricky gervais's twitter?
[–]Schnerp -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I dunno if it's the same picture or not, but there was one similiar/same on the the cover of ESPN Magazine in May
[–]anonyc555 -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
BOOOOOOSH!
[–]cdahlkvist -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
Did the Matador die? I hope so...and slowly and miserably.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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