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[–]zeebee 31 points32 points ago

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Is that why my cat has a need to replace the poop so quickly after the tray is emptied?

[–]someoneelsesusername 20 points21 points ago

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Mine race each other for it. Stupid eating/sleeping/pooping bastards.

[–]Baren 1 point2 points ago

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Stupid/sleeping/pooping awesome bastards*

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 0 points1 point ago

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My cat hides its poop and waits for the stink to over power everything around.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 14 points15 points ago

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i'm more of the train of thought that we're their servants. they watch, no, supervise, me empty the box, and once its done they do their business. and if i forget a few days, they crap on the floor

[–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

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Or worse, on the bathroom tile for you to step on while still half asleep

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 1 point2 points ago

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You are doing it wrong. Train them how to balance poop on their trays.

[–]irawwwr 12 points13 points ago

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Repost happens again!

[–]readsyouruserhistory 8 points9 points ago

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I'm still trying to figure out who would want my poop after I put it in that white bowl...

[–]insertpoopjokehere 0 points1 point ago

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Gross.

[–]syphon3980 9 points10 points ago

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Repost

[–]Geno098 3 points4 points ago

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Adam West in cat form.

[–]Forestisinthetrees 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be at the top, I read it in his voice too.

[–]Schnickster 4 points5 points ago

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That's the only repost i'll never get tired of seeing :D

[–]WuhanWTF 1 point2 points ago

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Got SHITBANDITS in your area?

Call 1800-555-SHITBANDIT and we'll help take care of 'em!

[–]smallfried 1 point2 points ago

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Dogs eat cat poop.

[–]insertpoopjokehere 0 points1 point ago

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Horses eat horse poop.

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

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Poop in boots

[–]FlavorAIDs 1 point2 points ago

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|It happened again...

You mean this repost?

[–]dadadadamattman 0 points1 point ago

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came here to say this

[–]measuredinyears 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure my cat just enjoys watching me have to shovel her shit out of there. Probably reaffirms her conviction that I am her servant and slave.

[–]De4con 2 points3 points ago

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I love how original this lolcat is every time it's posted. :)

[–]Alyssaly 0 points1 point ago

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Just confused~

[–]nnth 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cropperesp 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Christ it looks like Milton from Office Space!

[–]Orakar 0 points1 point ago

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It happened again... this picture was reposted :p

And yet it still made me laugh. :)

[–]LikeCricket 0 points1 point ago

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"What was that??" - Incredibly stupid woman.

[–]CGNYYZ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zxcv73 0 points1 point ago

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[–]repaeR_mirG 0 points1 point ago

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reminds of the story George Clooney told...

He tells it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwxKmor-xo

[–]whiteychs 0 points1 point ago

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Well if it wasn't so tasty they wouldn't have to worry about it.

[–]jbonz 0 points1 point ago

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That would be my dog....damn dog.

[–]GunmetalJane 0 points1 point ago*

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Aw man...this reminded me to go clean the litterbox. Why couldn't I have continued to live in the happy land of poop denial??

[–]beast_roaf 0 points1 point ago

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Aliens???

[–]djinteractive 0 points1 point ago

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rick

rick

rick

someone stole my poopies rick

[–]ColonolCool 0 points1 point ago

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This is a Repost.

[–]dhrdan 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

[–]Crumps_brother -2 points-1 points ago

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Fat chicks

[–]i_have_a_comment 0 points1 point ago

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Well if there's a dog around it's probably gotten into the kitty litter crunchies again.

[–]LtCommanderBooya 0 points1 point ago

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Lost another loan to Ditech!

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

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And then the malicious stranger, taking a glance at his poop collection, rubbed the end of his mustache and bursts into an evil laugh.

[–]vanamerongen 0 points1 point ago

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Mine pees on the bed if I don't steal his poop every day :(

[–]lLeverage -1 points0 points ago

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the stupids anyone?

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[–]Incoherentrant 0 points1 point ago

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k

[–]blindedbybears -3 points-2 points ago

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So... I'm no good with photoshop but I just got a strong urge to see this picture with Steve Buschemi eyes. Can someone do this for me?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ephdisc -1 points0 points ago

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Help, I'm being burgled!

[–]Theropissed -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]hihi44 -3 points-2 points ago

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^

[–]chnlswmr -5 points-4 points ago

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This post belongs in /r/cats. This is /r/funny.

Cats are not inherently funny. Cute, maybe, but not funny.

I downvote unfunny in /r/funny. Discernment, people, it does a body good.

[–]Pariah_ 2 points3 points ago

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It's not our fault you don't know what funny is.

[–]chnlswmr 0 points1 point ago

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Now THAT'S funny!!!