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[–]TerryArchi 15 points16 points ago

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At least you wiped the inside of my screen, thanks.

[–]mistressofmischief 14 points15 points ago

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B-b-b-but don't you just summarize NSFW links?

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 12 points13 points ago

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after mammakjeks' recommendation here(links to comment history with the actually link so sfw and sfl for now)

i felt that a brief hiatus would not be too out of the question

[–]mistressofmischief 7 points8 points ago

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You're forgiven.

[–]ThePhantomTrollbooth 3 points4 points ago

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The mental pictures that the summary gives are enough for me. That pour mouse....

[–]taco_tuesdays 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah...for that one it's understandable. I can usually handle that kind of stuff but the sensory overload was too much on that link. I literally "NOPE"d out lout...my roommates looked at me quizzically as I hugged myself, whimpering.

[–]SolidPurpleZebra 0 points1 point ago

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This post has a summary of sorts and it definitely isn't safe for work.

If you doubt me, just try leaving it open on your screen for a few hours in an office setting.

[–]Moonshineandlion 44 points45 points ago

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I legit might fail my first class because of reddit.

[–]VladMcRad 9 points10 points ago

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Reddit's a symptom, not a disease, man.

There are lots of students on here (me included) who do just fine in our classes because we have some self-control. Temptation doesn't just go away when you're not on reddit.

You're like the guys on WoW who say blame MMO's for their lack of a social life.

[–]Hyperian 24 points25 points ago

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english class right?

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 84 points85 points ago

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you spelled every wrong

[–]The_wise_man 10 points11 points ago

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He failed english.

[–]SteveManly 13 points14 points ago

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That's unpossible!

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, Bobby; how in the hell do you fail English? You speak English!

[–]Anagram_Of_Your_Name 3 points4 points ago

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HairyPen

[–]craigslisp 3 points4 points ago

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MEANWHILE. GETTING NOTHING AT ALL DONE.

[–]grabmyeye -1 points0 points ago

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Do me! Do me!

[–]geoemyda_spengleri 4 points5 points ago

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Me too. Well, maybe not fail...but have a disappointing grade, for sure.

One final. One damn final. That's all I need to do, but reddit keeps getting in the way.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have a calculus exam in 3 and a half hours and I haven't even looked at anything yet. To be fair I already knew I was going to retake the class after the second midterm.

[–]PayneTrayne 1 point2 points ago

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Me too boss.

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[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 13 points14 points ago

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it's ok

just keep this open on your desktop to keep yourself on track

while i monitor this thread and help everyone else except myself

you're welcome

[–]SanityInAnarchy 7 points8 points ago

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Ok, time to do some last-minute studying befor...

...boing boing boing boing boing boing boing...

several days later...

[–]bake7221 3 points4 points ago

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I decided a few glasses of Jack Daniel's Single Barrel would be great for writer's block... that turned into laughing at too many things on reddit.

[–]Theoz 2 points3 points ago

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Youll learn. Youll learn.

[–]craigslisp 3 points4 points ago

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yule*

Hate to be that guy, but...

[–]Theoz 0 points1 point ago

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derp what? because it's Christmas?

[–]insertpoopjokehere 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad 4 LOKO is now illegal. That stuff was the foundation of productivity.

[–]bake7221 0 points1 point ago

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Not illegal, just non-caffeinated. Which is about the same idea.

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[–]Streakiest 7 points8 points ago

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I dunno, I feel more like this.

[–]procrastinate4ever 6 points7 points ago

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Incorrect. This should depict you in your proper position, bent over the keyboard and responding to every comment on this thread. Your lies tire us, Summarizes_NSFW...but yeah I'm right there with you.

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 8 points9 points ago

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sprawled on a bed but close enough

[–]procrastinate4ever 9 points10 points ago

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Correction. I am not right there with you.

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 2 points3 points ago

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nice save

didn't even notice when i typed it

[–]northbayray 5 points6 points ago

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I think that I just got borderline hypnotized by this GIF.

[–]finalxcution 5 points6 points ago

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Quality-wise, it's a pretty well done piece of animation. Blur frames, overlapping action on the spine, head arcs, varied spacing. The foundations are all there. /animationnerd

[–]northbayray 6 points7 points ago

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/reallyboreddude

[–]kawaiipiranha 4 points5 points ago

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There actually are no blur frames but you made me smile c: I want to be an animator some day and I'm glad to see people like this c:

[–]finalxcution 0 points1 point ago*

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Actually, the distorted frame with the squiggly lines dragging behind the head is what can be considered a blur frame. The average person probably wouldn't notice it unless you specifically looked for it. It's a pretty common trick animators like to use to imitate the motion blur of a camera.

[–]kawaiipiranha 0 points1 point ago

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I know I made the gif. I thought you were referring to the actual blur tool in flash though :P

[–]bake7221 2 points3 points ago*

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You sir just blew my mind. There are actual standards to animation? (Fairly sarcastic comment) but dangit that critique was nice.

[–]finalxcution 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, back in the old Disney days, there were a group of 9 animators that helped Walt create all of the Disney classics. In the industry, they are now lovingly referred to as the Nine Old Men. They helped pioneer a set of 12 principles that are still in use today and are a part of every animator's toolbox. Here's the relevant wikipedia article about it if you'd like to know more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_basic_principles_of_animation

[–]bake7221 0 points1 point ago

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I need to admit I edited my last post for grammatical errors.

But. Nine Old Men sound like the kings for the LOTR that reeked havoc. Sounds about like the guys you described.

Finally. Are you an animator?

[–]finalxcution 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I am! Though still at a junior animator position. I've only had about a year of work experience so far but have been studying for three. I currently work in the games industry so it's not quite as glamorous as feature film but I'm clawing my way up there.

[–]haiku_robot -1 points0 points ago

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I think that I just 
got borderline hypnotized 
by this GIF.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Haiku Task Force!!!!

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 8 points9 points ago

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If only this applied only to finals....

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[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 8 points9 points ago

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im assuming you mean repost and that respost isnt internet/reddit lingo that i am not familiar with. if so then:

  1. I did not see this on reddit before. I saw it else where and decided to share it here.

  2. I can not keep track of every single submissive on reddit to see if it was submitted before

dont really feel like listing any more but the point is

no need to accuse people and be vulgar about it

[–]Streakiest 6 points7 points ago

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No, don't listen to the jerk. This is relevant to the times!!

Also at least 1.3k people didn't give a crap. :x

[–]Omena123 3 points4 points ago

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Good rule of thumn: if you saw it on the internet, someone already posted it on reddit

[–]allyouneedislolz 3 points4 points ago

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this always reminds me of ed ed and eddy when the not as smart one would go back and forth just like this.

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 8 points9 points ago

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ed= tall and dumb one that runs with his upper body perpendicular to his legs

edd= smart one that runs like a chicken

eddy= moneygrubbing one

[–]Devi_D 0 points1 point ago

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Eddy was a freakin asshole.

[–]allyouneedislolz 0 points1 point ago

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perfect description of all of them. I was thinking about Ed :)

[–]Summarizes_NSFW[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not only useful in nsfw situations (:

[–]supersonic00712 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck. I did nothing productive all day either.Yet, somehow, I managed to hit up the bar and get drunk after work. During this, I was able to ask my waitress, who was beautiful by the way, if she wanted to go out. I have a date later this week. Sometimes having an unproductive day leads to good things.

[–]acidiclust 7 points8 points ago

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This applies to me because I have not done fuck-all at work for the last two weeks. It has been WONDERFUL.

[–]kowalski71 2 points3 points ago

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It's good to know I'm not the only one, though I'm not distracted by reddit.

[–]Naddict27 1 point2 points ago

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I finished the last of my finals on Friday and have felt very much like that stick person does since submitting the last final.

Although, on the upside, I have been watching TV shows I never got around to before.

[–]DoctorLexus 1 point2 points ago

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Why does this keep happening? Thermo final tomorrow, yet here I am, 1 AM, doing nothing of value.

[–]Remmib 1 point2 points ago

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I just took a 5 hour energy so I can bust out this 5 page paper, figuring it would make me more focused and productive.

Turns out I am just more focused at being unproductive.

Fuck.

[–]Ekanselttar 1 point2 points ago

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I read a chapter in my physics book today...

[–]nictheman 1 point2 points ago

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This has been reposted quite a few times but frankly I don't care because I love it so much.

*bobbles head back and forth*

[–]chaserplus4 1 point2 points ago

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I have a love/hate relationship with reddit due to its distracting abilities.

[–]bdrssxer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Omena123 1 point2 points ago

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Hah, my finals are next year! hahaha

Haha

Hah

...

Fuck

[–]ga4a89 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kawaiipiranha 5 points6 points ago

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You guys won't believe me, but I made this gif. I make gifs on Tumblr. I run the "superkawaiiblog". DAMN I'm surprised to see it here... I also made the "you... What have you done?" Rage face.

I feel so famous but nobody knows it was me...

[–]PlanetExpressDlvryCo 0 points1 point ago

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Nice one, I love this gif :3

[–]kawaiipiranha 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks c: It's weird. My girlfriend showed me Tumblr, so i decided to do a bunch of short little animations like that and then all of a sudden I have 2000 followers ._.

[–]kawaiipiranha 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks c: It's weird. My girlfriend showed me Tumblr, so i decided to do a bunch of short little animations like that and then all of a sudden I have 2000 followers ._.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I take way too much fucking Adderall too.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 0 points1 point ago

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That's me after finals.

[–]larrycatz 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, it seems like unless you read and look at pictures really slowly reddit is not threat to your finals... I mean how can you really spend more than an hour or two on reddit without then needing at least 3-4 hours for more new links to be posted. I have been doing that for the last few days, a few hours of studying a few hours of reddit etc. If anything it helps me because I head off to reddit and find that the first 6 pages are still purple and so I know I haven't spent enough time on my work yet. Maybe the problem is that people are looking to do anything else besides study for their finals which makes reddit perhaps the top contender for your time but not the cause of your time wasting. Sorry, I've just seen so many of these posts and they aren't computing with me at all.

[–]lia_sang 0 points1 point ago

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Yup....5 pages due in 3.5 hours, and 20 pages in 12 hours, yet here I am....

[–]MaoThatHurt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]StarkOne 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one reminded of THESE GUYS

[–]Vikaroo 0 points1 point ago

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I just bobbed my head back and fourth because of this.

[–]bibliovore 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god me too...one more gigantic paper but I have sat at home all day in my pajamas watching Ru Paul's Drag Race...I am DOOMED.

[–]UnworthyPie 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that starting swinging my head in time with the .gif?

[–]itzjamesftw 0 points1 point ago

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Gain self will

realize what is most important

get off reddit

be productive

sounds easy enough

now stop making these posts.

[–]CleverU5ERNAME 0 points1 point ago

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its 530 am and i just finished watching spirited away. i was supposed to be studying for a thermodynamics exam i have tomorrow.. to top it all off, now I'm on reddit

[–]CSFFlame 0 points1 point ago

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Watch the rest of the Ghilbi films.

(after your exam)

(and sleep)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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That's me except I'm not smiling and shaking all about. brb video games

[–]foreveralright 0 points1 point ago

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This is me everyday for the past 6 months ... ugh.

[–]radrage 0 points1 point ago

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That face has fingers.

[–]supersonicsongbird 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to this song, and the movement of the little guy matched perfectly the rhythm of the song. Mind blown.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me during work, for the last two weeks

[–]AlmightyFuzz 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, same here. And now I'm sat here imitating him :)

[–]justanotherlurker1 0 points1 point ago

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My friend (redditor) and I are sitting next to the wall and studying for exams. We saw this and decided to do the same thing. I bashed my head into the wall.

[–]Pluvo 0 points1 point ago

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I have never done anything productive... =\

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

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Load Starcraft tournament, make flashcards, drink coffee, get A+. :D

[–]covertskippy55 0 points1 point ago

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shit shit shit, i gotta study for psych. what am i doing here ?

[–]brotvogel 0 points1 point ago

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Me during... who am I kidding... DO NOTHING ALL THE TIME!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sitting in class right now

[–]Toppguy 0 points1 point ago

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This GIF works well with dubstep

[–]shawndw 0 points1 point ago

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I redirected www.reddit.com to 127.0.0.1 in my /etc/hosts file for the duration of exam week. Problem solved.

[–]myksane 0 points1 point ago

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guilty*

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

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You whip your hair back and forth?

[–]joeblessyou 0 points1 point ago

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Technically you have produced a shitty post, therefore that is something productive.

[–]omizzle4shizzle 0 points1 point ago

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You guys need some good old discipline. Yeah I love reddit, but I use it as a reward system. For every chapter, 200-300 words or whatever your milestone is, reward yourself with a snack and like 20minutes of reddit. You won't burn out this way and you'll actually get work done too. Been keeping a 3.7 GPA this was since day 1.

[–]Franklin-D-Roosevelt 0 points1 point ago

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What an amusing image! A perfect summary of the entirety of the Hoover administration! I must show this to Ellie at once.

[–]redditopus -1 points0 points ago

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spreads studies out during finals week, takes break every hour or so

reddits in evening

gets As in all classes and has 4.0 GPA

I win.