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[–]Barrel-rider 37 points38 points ago

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[–]FulminatedMercury 50 points51 points ago

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Never seen THIS before

[–]401vs401 1 point2 points ago

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It's as if I was 14 again. Hello Internet, teach me your ways.

[–]puterTDI 2 points3 points ago

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find high rated image

repost

karma!

[–]FulminatedMercury 5 points6 points ago

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So you figured out the secret formula

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit must know! wait...

[–]mrsgarrison -1 points0 points ago

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Never heard THIS before

[–]SCiLSiTR 2 points3 points ago

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Never heard THIS about THIS before

[–]blueshiftlabs 24 points25 points ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FW:FWD:FW:fw:RE:FW:

[–]PaoloJMalmsteen 13 points14 points ago

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Ahh that takes me back. The nineties. There Internet hadn't been around enough time to see reposts like this.

[–]Mackinstyle 5 points6 points ago

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This pic just nostalgiabombed me of my childhood. Oh young Internet you were amazing.

[–]Lunchbox5000 2 points3 points ago

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Really? This is like the oldest picture on the internet... 1244 upvotes? C'mon reddit...

[–]nah_you_good -1 points0 points ago

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Never seen it before

[–]contom422 7 points8 points ago

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Obvious shop is obvious.

[–]donuts22 5 points6 points ago

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What kind of shop is it? I hope its a candy shop.

[–]abitosh 1 point2 points ago

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fiddy?

[–]Leraw 0 points1 point ago

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tree?

[–]knocklessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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I had a friend who was hooking up his XBox to my TV. He's connecting the HDMI to the set, and I make a loud "BZZZZZZZT" sound. He jumped straight up and back three feet.

[–]HammeredAnvil 1 point2 points ago

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Wait... How did he blow the bag up with the mask on?

[–]Deviling 1 point2 points ago

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This must be the oldest picture on the internet.

[–]merf_me2 1 point2 points ago

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This is a picture from an old fark.com photoshop contest

[–]YeahWhateverMan 1 point2 points ago

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First day on the internet, huh?

[–]kathaarian 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I just heard my 56k Dial Up modem's connection sounds when I was this picture. Welcome to the 20th century.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Just curious- is the bag popper a clone of the other guy with new arms?

[–]aulter1688 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure. The face which you can sort of see through the glass shield looks the same to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it seemed that way to me too.

[–]undigger 0 points1 point ago

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And you thought the guys you work with are assholes...

[–]ddrirc 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know why they don't use robots and a big lid to just blow up all of these? Too expensive? Hard to access locations?

[–]wingman182 0 points1 point ago

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Too big of a boom.

[–]revmitcz[!] 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've seen this without the infamous quote

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago

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Just wondering...seen this pic a lot, but is it from a Cracked shop contest?

[–]fletcher42 0 points1 point ago

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As old as the internet itself I tells ya!!

[–]Saikouro 0 points1 point ago

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My dinosaur is coming to your house.

[–]kaboooooom 0 points1 point ago

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About six years ago I saw this as a de-motivational poster. It said, "Assholes.....there everywhere."

[–]62Ranchero 0 points1 point ago

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I loved that minivan.

[–]Drugba[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong post dude

[–]AsadM107 0 points1 point ago

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At first i laughed a bit, but i really didnt understand what was going on. Then i realized they were bomb squad members.

[–]rf_tech 0 points1 point ago

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[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

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This week, on mythbusters.

[–]Ghostboy814 -1 points0 points ago

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Based on other comments I'm assuming this is a repost. It's my first time seeing it, though. I actually laughed out loud, well done.

[–]Lawbat -4 points-3 points ago

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Dick move of the year.

[–]GrinningPariah -4 points-3 points ago

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Okay why do those bomb squad suits not cover the hands, or do so just with flimsy gloves? I feel like if shit went down I'd like to keep my hands too.

[–]Myrkull 3 points4 points ago

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Loss of dexterity, at all times you need complete control over the tools you are using, one slip and you could detonate whatever you are working with. They do have gloves btw, just its rare for someone to want to use them. Imagine a cooking mitt designed to protect your hands from an explosion, the things are thick as all hell and nearly impossible to do anything.

[–]caucasian88 1 point2 points ago

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because if you were wearing kevlar gloves do you think you could possibly do anything? you would not be able to use a screwdriver or pull fuses apart or do anything that involves precision

[–]dooblagras 1 point2 points ago

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that and how else are you going to get a proper grip on a paper bag?

[–]GrinningPariah -2 points-1 points ago

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Pfft, maybe you wouldnt be able to use a screwdriver or pull fuses apart or do anything that involves precision. You might just suck at it.

[–]caucasian88 0 points1 point ago

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go get the bulkiest winter gloves you have and put wadded up paper towels all throughout them. them try to use a scredriver or any handheld appliance. id love to see you so anything accurately

[–]GrinningPariah 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, that's how I'm typing right now.

[–]TwistedEarth -4 points-3 points ago

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BUT THEN THE PANTS ARE NO MORE

[–]MortifiedPuppy -5 points-4 points ago

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Hey! Who turned out the lights!

[–]tom_mandory -4 points-3 points ago

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WTF is that supposed to be?