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[–]Awol_01010001 15 points16 points ago

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♪ I wanna know what love is... I know ewe can show me. ♫

[–]therealabefrohman 9 points10 points ago

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[–]davidmvdg 9 points10 points ago

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Probably something to do with the sheep content...

[–]randall82 19 points20 points ago

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Why hello there, new desktop background.

[–]gonz0 7 points8 points ago

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People all over New Zealand are laughing.

[–]Spiro_Agnew -1 points0 points ago

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Ctrl-F New Zealand. Upvote.

[–]kretzkiller 34 points35 points ago

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I see a lot of baaaaaaaaaad puns coming.

[–]razorsheldon 7 points8 points ago

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I thought I Haddaway to avoid them, but apparently not...

[–]HerrMax 11 points12 points ago

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And that's already such a sheep pun.

[–]leedorham 6 points7 points ago

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Someone downvoted this comment? That's shear lunacy!

[–]panda_slayer5 2 points3 points ago

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In my mind, I'm already thinking: ewe.

[–]Bromoesta 5 points6 points ago

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You guys and your kiding

[–]Bazing1980 5 points6 points ago

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I see whats happening here; you can't pull the wool over my eyes.

[–]LessLikeYou 4 points5 points ago

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One thing love has taught me is that I lamb what I lamb.

[–]hirashirou 0 points1 point ago

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Sheep.

[–]PatronofSnark 3 points4 points ago

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penis.

[–]hirashirou 4 points5 points ago

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Greetings. You must be Welsh.

[–]PatronofSnark 1 point2 points ago

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No, I'm more of a Malamute kind of guy.

[–]LessLikeYou -1 points0 points ago

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Don't let them get your goat.

[–]TTLeave 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe ewe should do something about it?

[–]Fremenguy 0 points1 point ago

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Time to make like a shepherd, and get the flock outta here.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Yes, you are hurting your sheep by hoarding them.

[–]WhitePeopleAreDevils 4 points5 points ago

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Cross post from r/NewZealand?

[–]jshersher 2 points3 points ago

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I've been looking for an excuse to get that song in my head. Shit yeah.

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 2 points3 points ago

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bobs head

[–]BurssburssburssSwag 2 points3 points ago

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It's "lady don't hurt me."

[–]meeohmi 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I always thought too... But I just looked.at some lyrics sites to confirm and they say otherwise. Went to YouTube to bee certain and now I have no idea what he's saying.

[–]Sly_R 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was "when you don't hurt me." I thought the point was the protagonist has some codependency or persecution issues.

[–]Evilwicht 7 points8 points ago

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Baby don't hurt me.

[–]ming3r 8 points9 points ago

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Don't herd me,

[–]Evilwicht 3 points4 points ago

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no more.

[–]OpticalData 12 points13 points ago

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no mow*

FTFY

[–]Evilwicht 6 points7 points ago

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I'm more the traditional guy. Additionally I don't give a shit.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 2 points3 points ago

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No mahhhhh*

FTFY

FTFY

[–]snizznuke 1 point2 points ago

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See, I'm a sheep herder not a sheep hoarder.

[–]SheepHoarder 1 point2 points ago

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They will never understand.

[–]lakersswag 1 point2 points ago

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502 bad gateway.

[–]godlesscynic 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, it's Monday, time to post this again. Good work, transcendentalmilk.

[–]TimArmstrong98 2 points3 points ago

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Repost

[–]transcendentalmilk[S] 22 points23 points ago

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Your mom's a repost.

[–]sagapo3851 8 points9 points ago

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The following should be read as a crescendo:

ooooooooOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOO00000000hHhHhHhHHHHHHHHH!

Argument on the internet!

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

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Don't herd me No meeeeeehr.

[–]gripmastah 0 points1 point ago

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No moar

[–]Andrew_Jay 0 points1 point ago

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Boo.

Booooooooooooooooooo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does anybody love anybody, anyway?

[–]HeardsTheWord 0 points1 point ago

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Uh oh.

[–]forevanon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hoxfeldt 0 points1 point ago

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BAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA

[–]Mr_Metropolis 0 points1 point ago

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH A HAH AH AH AH.

THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW

[–]LillDirty 0 points1 point ago

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"What it is it like?....No, Love?" http://imgur.com/N3Qz3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ohitsthatgirl 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to let you know I think this is fantastic.

[–]carrotsandwich 0 points1 point ago

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Insert: Mel Gibson's lips moving gif for the (ooowhoaooowhoaoooooooowhao)

[–]CrazyMarmoset 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha, this place.

[–]lunarlander 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Woolcome

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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I see what ewe did there.

[–]thirdmesn 0 points1 point ago

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Why does it have three eyes?

[–]lolersauresrex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sniff3000 0 points1 point ago

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lady don't shear me no more?

[–]SheepHoarder 0 points1 point ago

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That's my Ralph. He was always the one that was most in touch with his feelings.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why you're not there. Give you my wool, but you don't care.

[–]Kyizen 0 points1 point ago

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Weird I've seen this before on reddit

[–]rageinthecage 0 points1 point ago

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502?

[–]Good_Night_Kiwi 0 points1 point ago

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Flock

[–]Alonless 0 points1 point ago

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..No more...

[–]Awol_01010001 0 points1 point ago

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♪ I wanna know what love is... I know ewe can show me. ♫

[–]JackieLennox -1 points0 points ago

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that's the best thing I ever saw

[–]SweetSheepie -1 points0 points ago

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I approve.

[–]Isaiadrenaline -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck that shitty ass font.

[–]Wordwench -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, ewe.

[–]Herpderp84 -1 points0 points ago

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How the hell does something like this get so many upvotes?

[–]pissedmyselfagain -2 points-1 points ago

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wow....reddit is going full retard