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[–]Munchy2k 50 points51 points ago

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it must be a knife wielding midget invasion! http://i.imgur.com/P1XQc.jpg

[–]findingchemo 78 points79 points ago

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This is an invasion I can get behind.

[–]lurkerturneduser 21 points22 points ago

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My penis shall now be my compass.

[–]unhh 5 points6 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]ello_again 5 points6 points ago

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Voyeur...

[–]PatronofSnark 2 points3 points ago

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[–]chingao327 1 point2 points ago

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I feel a need to get to the bottom of this.

[–]Yahnster 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm all for puns butt is this really inappropriate.

[–]classicduster 5 points6 points ago

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I love a sexy back.

[–]Mr_Maps15 0 points1 point ago

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Goddammit, Dee.

[–]medkit 28 points29 points ago

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She's hot, I'll allow it

[–]pelanderfunk 42 points43 points ago

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I think I have a couple suspects...

[–]Vapsyvox 1 point2 points ago

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They wanted to take out her tongue.

[–]GrinningPariah 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, with a knife!

[–]GrinningPariah -1 points0 points ago

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With a knife!

[–]crantastic 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MadMageMC 15 points16 points ago

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And to think... she probably spent $150 on those jeans. :L

[–]PineappleBoots 56 points57 points ago

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And to think, I'd spend twice that to get her to take them off.

[–]MadMageMC 3 points4 points ago

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Well played, sir. Well played.

[–]problem_child2 63 points64 points ago

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Them's fartin' pants

[–]katatonos 40 points41 points ago

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They're gonna kiiill that poooor woman!

All I could think.

Edit That poor slut kidnapped herself, you said so yourself Dude.

[–]Vincent__Vega 14 points15 points ago

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“It went okay… Dude's car got a little banged up.”

[–]DocAwk 7 points8 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this immediately

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 7 points8 points ago

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Forget about the fucking toe!

[–]katatonos 9 points10 points ago

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Fuckin' amateurs.

[–]Pudricks 11 points12 points ago

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That. Fucking. Bitch.

[–]MirelZ 14 points15 points ago

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clicked on comments hoping for more pics, none found , still fapped

[–]ksm6149 10 points11 points ago

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...still fapping

[–]redditdoo 2 points3 points ago

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and no typos? well done.

[–]ksm6149 0 points1 point ago

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typed each letter between ejaculations

[–]ch33s3 5 points6 points ago

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I'd put another tear in those jeans.

[–]FUCK_WIZARD 11 points12 points ago

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Doesn't matter; not fat

[–]Siegs 15 points16 points ago

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I would do weird stuff to her too

[–]Deluxx00 14 points15 points ago

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I really don't mind that she's wearing those.

[–]hephaestion2 2 points3 points ago

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Walk of shame after spending the night with Edward Scissor-Hands

[–]thekadar81 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]Zeydon 40 points41 points ago

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Redditors, women selflessly showing off their assets in this manner should be celebrated, not ridiculed.

Its certainly a unique jean style, but it serves its purpose well.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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It's great on this girl and a couple in the comments.

It could go awry very quickly though with some of the larger girls.

[–]eamonman2 9 points10 points ago*

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[–]Pickledpixl 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed and cringed.

[–]irish711 2 points3 points ago

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With the larger ones, they're not torn when they're bought... O_O

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, I don't think anyone is complaining though.
A joke was made, and it was certainly funny and it makes sense.
I don't think she's being ridiculed, though, I haven't seen anyone expressing a huge amount of disgust or scorn (and I am happy about that =])

[–]loser_face 4 points5 points ago

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It was horrible. They were everywhere. And unlike normal midgets who are usually bright.. and clever.. and.. fun to be around, these Midget Pirates with their beady little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood! Slashing at us with their swords! Gutting our bellies! Poking our bums! Clipping our knees! We knew not what to do, for the Captain was nowhere to be found! Where was the Captain?

[–]loser_face 7 points8 points ago

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It was horrible.

They were everywhere.

And unlike normal midgets who are usually bright.. and clever..

and.. fun to be around, these Midget Pirates with their beady

little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us

like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood!

Slashing at us with their swords!

Gutting our bellies!

Poking our bums!

Clipping our knees!

We knew not what to do,

for the Captain was nowhere to be found!

Where was the Captain?

[–]stel4 2 points3 points ago

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Young Jim, as a lad

He looked for adventure

Calamity, danger, whatever was free

So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings

and he left home to find his destiny

Jim just a boy, who's

Head full of legends

Of dungeons and dragons

And pirates and stuff

So that summer he snuck on a schooner

To harpoon tuna

And get real buff

The Captain he said

There's danger ahead

We need some brave men

To sail and then

We'll find us those pirates

Stop them with violence,

To make the ocean safe

Once again.

[–]oquin70 2 points3 points ago

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Now, seven weeks into the trip

And Jim was sick to death

Of being sick

Some kind of action he wanted

As he searched the seas

For everyday was the same old... stuff

The night he felt like jumping ship

But then he heard a crash

Hit the starboard side of the ship

And bumped him out of his bunk

Onto his bottom

Our heroes drew their swords

As the midgets swarmed aboard

The pirates surprise attack

The tiny buccaneers

Caught us by surprise

As we tried to battle back.

[–]MrMattShirley 2 points3 points ago

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Think about the tanning. Damn girl you gon' look like a tiger.

[–]Mitz510 2 points3 points ago

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This pictures reminds me of all those poor girls from the internet who can't afford clothes and pose in their underwear or even naked sometimes :(

[–]scarabin 2 points3 points ago

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are we really complaining about this

[–]stryke246 1 point2 points ago

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shush, don't discourage them

[–]sixmonthslater 1 point2 points ago

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This picture reminds me of the guy who cut women's butts when they were shopping in northern Virginia.

[–]Gelidus 4 points5 points ago

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fap fap fap

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 2 points3 points ago

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hey! just because she wears pants like that doesn't give you the right to.... ah well fuck it, I fapped.

[–]DatLe 1 point2 points ago

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Dat ass.

[–]GullyZiss 1 point2 points ago

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I guess the "slashed" the prices on those jeans.

[–]OSI350Z 0 points1 point ago

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that patchwork at the top must've been tricky

[–]smellasaurus 0 points1 point ago*

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That guy kinda makes that fanny pack work.

[–]MachVizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Hooray for knife wielding midgets!

[–]GetHandsome 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know whether to upvote the ass or downvote the stupid demotivational shit.

[–]SmokeMeOutNow 0 points1 point ago

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Knife wielding midgets?

Oh fuck! O.O

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not usually one for "fashion", but I'll be damned if that doesn't look good.

[–]jaakers87 0 points1 point ago

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I see nothing wrong with this picture.

[–]Gentoo101 0 points1 point ago

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Nice ass

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 0 points1 point ago

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Joke about woman wearing ripped pants; Reddit plays along.

Joke about kids who wear stickers on their caps; "Why don't you just let people express themselves!"

[–]aksid 0 points1 point ago

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I find pants like this really hot in a, "I kinda want to have sex with that slut" kinda way.

[–]Okina 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jacques95 0 points1 point ago

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Looks European.

[–]Huge23 -1 points0 points ago

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I think it is Russia

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

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Best kind of felony

[–]IHateNicolasCage 0 points1 point ago

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and that is why we have condoms

[–]cincy_rob 0 points1 point ago

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Kitchen knives can be a real bitch...

[–]anon0618 0 points1 point ago

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Dress like trash = Is trash

[–]0hmyscience 0 points1 point ago

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That poor woman? That poor slut!

[–]shadysnoman 0 points1 point ago

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She also has no ass whatsoever.... wtf is the point in wearing those pants when you have the ass of a 13 year old boy

[–]LeSpatula 0 points1 point ago

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I would say we need more knife wielding midgets then.

[–]bigweiner 0 points1 point ago

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They should all dress this way.

[–]bigweiner 0 points1 point ago

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In the future no more jokes about women who dress slutty please :)

[–]orsr 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should call the cops, this woman is suspected of robbery, she is wearing a slut uniform, yet clearly she isn't a slut herself!

[–]dreamcat40 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that thought she had one skinny arm?

[–]celestialwolf 0 points1 point ago

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My dad always laments how women in bikinis must be very poor to afford so little clothing.

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[–]Alej0 -1 points0 points ago

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I regret that I have but one upvote to give, and that it cannot counter the flood of downvotes you are getting from female redditors :(

[–]Bored_At_Night 2 points3 points ago

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Actually he just posted the same thing three times.

[–]Zeydon 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for pointing this out, I was getting errors when I hit submit so I accidentally submitted it multiple times.

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Copy to clipboard -> Refresh is the way to go. Or checking your comment history in a couple minutes and deleting copies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think there is one female on reddit who would disagree with that!
Well okay, maybe one, but usually the general consensus on r/2x is that women should bare as much skin as they want/feel comfortable doing.

[–]Boofster -1 points0 points ago

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I dunno, I think this is sexy.

[–]izzlemcfizz -2 points-1 points ago

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She looks like she has an awkward gait.