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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Is this Latt's OK Cupid girlfriend?

[–]Cane_Skretteburg3 cheers for cheap beer! 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahaha! You sir read my mind

[–]stupidlyuglyHis own puke... he asked for it 19 points20 points ago

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She's found the spirit! It is inside her!

[–]SecretAgentX9 7 points8 points ago

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She's a true CA. Emphasis on the C.

[–]mastermeatlockEvan Williams and the asshole 7 points8 points ago

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a wheelchair would solve that whole falling over problem or atleast lessen it.

[–]Yourmyfavoritedeputy 1 point2 points ago

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Yea but you gain falling out the chair, rolling down stairs, and running into things

[–]healarsI don't fight, I don't argue, I beat that bitch with a bottle. 2 points3 points ago

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I once saw a man with a stroller in the liquor store on New Year's Eve and he had tall cans in each of the cup holders. Oozing with class!

[–]ReDucTorI like turtles 1 point2 points ago

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I have a mate that does this all the time coz he's too lazy to carry his booze so just takes his kids stroller to fill it with booze

[–]n5corp 2 points3 points ago

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It's a festivus miracle!

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 9 points10 points ago

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This is old, and some hanicapped people can stand but not walk. Don't be so quick to judge.

[–]Shaboz 11 points12 points ago

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Who cares it's a joke.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 15 points16 points ago

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Not being able to reach your booze is no joke. :-)

[–]Shaboz 2 points3 points ago

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You sir, are indeed, correct. I don't even know if those commas go there... but they're fuckin' there.

[–]TheBlackSpank 2 points3 points ago

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"There can never be too many commas in a sentence" -Jesus or something

[–]Shaboz -1 points0 points ago

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"'There can never be too many commas in a sentence' -Jesus or something" -Michael Scott

[–]TheBlackSpank 1 point2 points ago

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If that's actually true I'll feel like an ass.

[–]Mr-You 2 points3 points ago

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should have helped her out...

[–]OldMilwaukeeOld Milwaukeee & Special Old Rye Whiskey 4 points5 points ago

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Gin was too busy framing her ass in the shot just right so he could rush home and fap furiously in the dark until his hand and cock make sparks fly and light up the room ...and just as he blows his load in his own face and his kak-n-balls burst into flames... the sweat drips off his brow and extinguishes the smoldering ambers of what used to be his junk.

[–]ceciliaxamandaJW Black and Cabernet Sauvignon 1 point2 points ago

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I like this so fucking much.

[–]ceciliaxamandaJW Black and Cabernet Sauvignon -1 points0 points ago

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I like this so fucking much.

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 1 point2 points ago

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Ray's girlfriend?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yeah man! i was looking for a tpb reference

[–]HellenKellerCanRead 1 point2 points ago

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exactly! i came here to say something along the lines. it was my immediate thought. god i need to rewatch some good ray episodes

[–]ih8csh 4 points5 points ago

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Somebody is going to lose their disability payments.

[–]anyalicious 2 points3 points ago

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A lot of people need wheelchairs because they are unable to walk long distances, but they can stand for short periods of time, and walk short distances. Don't be a dick.

[–]KhalilRavanna 2 points3 points ago

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It's a joke, dood.

[–]anyalicious 0 points1 point ago

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It isn't funny, dood.

[–]KhalilRavanna 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's just like your opinion, maaan

[–]canadianhere 1 point2 points ago

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spinal cord injury (c4 & c5) sufferer here and I thank you for making this comment. Although I can now walk long distance and stand for pro-longed periods of time it kills me when someone even jokes about this.

[–]ronniec1Drinking on his lonesome... 0 points1 point ago

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Hallelujah!

[–]SobekWinking Owl Shiraz. Dick. 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass