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[–]thekind253 1115 points1116 points ago

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He is 'Re-drinking' the first bottle

[–]Gingercontrabass 240 points241 points ago

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Who took the picture though?

[–]XnMeX 645 points646 points ago

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phone

[–]potterarchy 169 points170 points ago

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Quick and to the point. I like it.

[–]AustinCorgiBart 219 points220 points ago

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BUT WHO WAS PHONE.

[–]SirFadakar 278 points279 points ago

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dog

[–]DownvoteALot 155 points156 points ago*

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Hello this is dog.

[–]maqikelefant 36 points37 points ago

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Ayo dawg dis flocka.

[–]BeerWarden 15 points16 points ago

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I'm confused is he drinking the dog's piss?

[–]idk012 53 points54 points ago

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Hey dog, wassup.

[–][deleted] 299 points300 points ago

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NO, THIS IS DOG.

[–]gthing 10 points11 points ago

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This is up dog.

[–]PostNuclearTaco 50 points51 points ago

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Dog you so silly. You don't even have opposable thumbs. How are you even able to type?

[–]HeezyB 3 points4 points ago

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Dammit Dog with keyboard.

[–]Jaques_Naurice 2 points3 points ago

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Then again: Who was phone?

[–]Justintime1010 1 point2 points ago

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whatsup dog?

*Dawg

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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reddit is basically on autopilot from here isnt it?

[–]Menospan 1 point2 points ago

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NO, THIS IS PATRICK

[–]blowfish141 14 points15 points ago

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Your response dragged on a little too long in comparison. It was still alright, though.

[–]BilliardKing 18 points19 points ago

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Concise. Gusta.

[–]lowrydr310 1 point2 points ago

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Quick to the point, to the point no fakin'

[–]barttaylor 1 point2 points ago

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cookin' mc's like a pound of bacon

[–]JoelDaMan 1 point2 points ago

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Helicopter zoom in.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 1 point2 points ago

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Who is he waiting for?

[–]feelmyice 1 point2 points ago

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Pop tart?

[–]sukotu 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Rekzai 34 points35 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS CHAMPAGNE?

[–]bandit3288 3 points4 points ago

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he's too busy surviving to worry about being silly

[–]R4iD1337 1 point2 points ago

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:D

[–]omni_wisdumb 1 point2 points ago

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wtf is in that metal briefcase!

[–]dbag22 611 points612 points ago

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What he is drinking is champagne. What is in the sealed bottle is his fermented vintage urine.

[–]gangy86 383 points384 points ago

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Bear Grylls Brut Vintage 2008

[–]PARSLEYsage 276 points277 points ago

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slogan: "...better drink my own vintage."

[–]Tactful 98 points99 points ago

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"Everybody raise your glasses! Now lower them to waist-height."

[–]BaboTron 22 points23 points ago

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Not sure why, but I read this in Prof. Farnsworth's voice....

[–]qew33 4 points5 points ago

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oh my yes.

[–]iamagainstit 24 points25 points ago

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because its sterile and i like the taste

[–]steamyrayvaugn 7 points8 points ago

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You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.

[–]sonar1 14 points15 points ago

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I didnt like piss 'til i had Bear Grylls Brut Vintage 2008 and now I love it. It's fuckin' good, Ted. Fuckin' good.

[–]whisk3rs 1 point2 points ago

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I don't usually drink piss... but when I do, it's Bear Grylls Brut Vintage 2008

Stay thirsty, my friends.

[–]AyoCudder 16 points17 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Terra99 201 points202 points ago

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People talking about what he's drinking and how the stuff on the table should be flying off... but I'm curious where his date went....

[–]jnphoto 121 points122 points ago

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You know... because of the implication :/

[–]ColourInks 34 points35 points ago

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is he planning to hurt these girls?

[–]Murcielago311 27 points28 points ago

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What do you care? You'd certainly be in no danger.

[–]Gaziel 16 points17 points ago

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So the girl is in DANGER ?!

[–]hairyassandballs 7 points8 points ago

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Forget that! I'm going with a was of hundreds and pack of magnum condoms... you know, for my massive dong

[–]ChuckYoCouch 1 point2 points ago

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You s'd your d. Still, upvote for Sunny.

[–]jnphoto 3 points4 points ago

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So they ARE in danger!

[–]Gets_The_Reference 2 points3 points ago

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Man, that scene with Mac and Dennis is amazing. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is seriously a modern-day masterpiece.

[–]Of_Dreams 92 points93 points ago

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and who is taking his picture...

[–]evitagen-armak 116 points117 points ago

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His date?

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 75 points76 points ago

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THE PLOT THICKENS

[–]Komkast22 25 points26 points ago

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BUM BUM BUM!

[–]srry72 13 points14 points ago

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Why yes. He did get some bum after that

[–]Se7en_Sinner 8 points9 points ago

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cue Lost logo

[–]desktop_ninja 2 points3 points ago

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The cameraman?

[–]Buckwheat469 4 points5 points ago

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The platform could be attached to a balloon and not a parachute. Then it's a gentle glide with champagne and vinegar.

[–]Hlidarendi 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like he's planning to jump off the balloon though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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she had the runs so she was off to the john.

[–]rajondo 1 point2 points ago

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date stood me up. better drink my own piss.

[–]jetap 1 point2 points ago

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When you're in a balloun (or whatever it is) you're moving at the speed of the air, so there is absolutely no wind. No reason things should be flying off. However I doubt that it would be stable enough to the champaign bottle from falling.

[–]somekindofcat 1 point2 points ago

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She's in the backpack...and in the suitcase.

[–]NotChainsawJuggler 263 points264 points ago

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It looks like he's on the platform from N64 Goldeneye where Bond kills 006.

[–]nicksauce 260 points261 points ago

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Spoilers!

[–]13374L 90 points91 points ago

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Sure you've waited 16 years, but you were really just about to watch it.

[–]SaneesvaraSFW 117 points118 points ago

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I, too, watch old Nintendo 64 games.

[–]basmith7 35 points36 points ago

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They made this game into a move with Pierce Brosnan.

[–]Ceadol 1 point2 points ago

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It was an okay video game movie adaptation but they still left some stuff out. Fucking Hollywood can never get anything right.

[–]boozles 157 points158 points ago

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What the hell are you talking about? I'm 15 minutes into that movie and 006 clearly just died when the chemical weapons facility blew up.

[–]regeya 121 points122 points ago

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One does not simply blow up 006.

[–]UnitedStatesSenate 73 points74 points ago

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For Frodo, James

[–]TheZerothLaw 1 point2 points ago

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No, for Smeagol

[–]TommyShambles 27 points28 points ago

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Yeap, didn't realize it was the same actor until you said that just now. I'm going to go hang myself.

[–]BringOutTheImp 40 points41 points ago

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Might as well. Winter is coming.

[–]randomSGIfan 9 points10 points ago

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I still don't get that scene. Shot in the head and blown up. How the hell did he survive?

[–]godisbacon 20 points21 points ago

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Blanks used by Ourimav. Since they were partners in the conspiracy.

[–]cynognathus 13 points14 points ago

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Blanks can still kill you.

Ourumov shot at an angle away from Trevelyan's head so as give the illusion from James' and the viewers' perspectives that Alec was shot.

[–]Tactful 53 points54 points ago

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Phew, for a minute there I thought the James Bond series had descended into ridiculousness.

[–]ios_k 3 points4 points ago

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Shenanigans.

[–]Wibbles 1 point2 points ago

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"HAX"

[–]KineticShampoo 13 points14 points ago

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For England, James?

[–]awesomedan24 10 points11 points ago

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No, for me.

[–]Guesty_ 4 points5 points ago

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Antennae Cradle

[–]KalAl 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was from that movie. You know, the one that was based on the game...

[–]subiklim 4 points5 points ago

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Yes it does

[–]cardina16 53 points54 points ago

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[–]fake_madrid 4 points5 points ago

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thanks! for proving that the glass is just for show. He's got a catheter attached straight to his mouth!

[–]spagnitz 128 points129 points ago

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bottle and everything on table glued down, no liquid in glass, it's epoxy resin

[–]FinnSteffen 92 points93 points ago

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I think this guy's here to use science to ruin our fun.

[–]Decoypearcy 23 points24 points ago

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[–]desirehd 1 point2 points ago

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god dammit australia, you aren't being scientific ><

[–]Othello 1 point2 points ago

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More like abusing science. This photo was staged but he had actual dinner hanging from a hot air balloon. He's not skydiving or anything like that, so there is no need for what's being suggested.

[–]iNeedMyKingButterfly 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RebelWithoutAClue 1 point2 points ago

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He's drinking peenot gris. Nice medium bodied with notes of 2nd hand apple and melon aromas and a hint of asparagus as it warms.

[–]Cacafuego 2 points3 points ago

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His death-grip on his plate is preventing him from hurtling into the void.

[–]JeremyR22 4 points5 points ago

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His hair must be epoxied down too...

[–]nilshero 55 points56 points ago

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the first bottle was empty so he threw it into "the big trash can"

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[–]Nobody_Gets_Sarcasm 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Naberius 71 points72 points ago

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No corkscrew. Better drink my own piss.

Bear, it's a champagne bottle. You don't need a corkscrew.

No. Corkscrew. Better. Drink. Own. Piss.

Okay, okay, it's all good man, it's all good.

[–]BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss 1 point2 points ago

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It happens.

[–]doraj 11 points12 points ago

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Also, does it bother anyone that there's an empty chair there and multiple plates??

[–]bearfish102 23 points24 points ago

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I drink my own urine because its sterile and I like the taste

[–]PBXbox 17 points18 points ago

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Bear Grylls does not always drink his own pee, but when he does it's from a fluted glass at 10,000 feet.

[–]iamgoingtobethatguy 1 point2 points ago

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Bear Grylls does not always drink his own pee.

Wait a minute, yes he does.

FTFY

Stay thirsty my friends.

[–]fermion72 6 points7 points ago

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I want to know why he is wearing a Royal Navy Lieutenant Commander's dinner jacket.

[–]tachyon534 12 points13 points ago

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He's an honourary Lt Cdr in the RNR.

[–]fermion72 3 points4 points ago

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Ah -- learn something every day.

[–]StreamOfThought 3 points4 points ago

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I believe this is a picture of him setting the record for the highest altitude formal military dinner, or something to that effect.

[–]machetebrownsugar69 2 points3 points ago

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Top shelf piss.

[–]machetebrownsugar69 2 points3 points ago

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Top shelf piss.

[–]nikkisixx2 4 points5 points ago

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is there a video of this?

[–]willyfresh 6 points7 points ago

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Dropped the video camera.

[–]drummererb 11 points12 points ago

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Breathe for me

[–]SnuggleBear 3 points4 points ago

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Not sure if tasteless or epic.

[–]dkoch0608 2 points3 points ago

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nice

[–]y_u_no_register 9 points10 points ago

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GOT NO CORKSCREW

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

[–]tyme 1 point2 points ago

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Champagne: no corkscrew needed.

Just sayin'...

[–]cardina16 3 points4 points ago

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[–]habadacas 6 points7 points ago

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how is all the food staying on his plate?

[–]StreamOfThought 42 points43 points ago

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Fear.

[–]FlyingPasta 1 point2 points ago

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This made me laugh very hard.

[–]BroganTheBoss 1 point2 points ago

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Is he dining on the beloved UNION JACK?!?!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If he leaned back in his chair he would be fucked.

[–]pkennedy451 1 point2 points ago

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a big glass o' photoshop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears.

[–]Styx92 1 point2 points ago

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Champagne dinner? Better drink my own piss

[–]evilkalla 1 point2 points ago

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Skydiver here. Fun picture. One thing of note, he has an oxygen mask but altimeter shows about 10k feet. Oxygen is not typically used until you get above about 14k feet. That is, unless the needle on the alti has wrapped around at least once, but were that the case, he would absolutely wearing that mask or risk hypoxia and unconsciousness. Also .. Who is taking the picture?

[–]alexl1 1 point2 points ago

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JokerandtheThief you so silly,he is obviously drinking his own piss.

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[–]JimmerUK 2 points3 points ago

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You mean other than the fact he is one? Well, A Lieutenant Commander, being the navy anyway.

[–]secretL 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE?!?

[–]HeavenSk8 1 point2 points ago

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What is he drinking? Is this some kind of trick question or is the answer really that obvious?

[–]eddiemoya 1 point2 points ago

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I'm beginning to think Bear Grylls may be the most extreme and tragic case of foreveralone humanity has ever seen. Pure attention seeker.

Having dinner by yourself faking a toast,.. by yourself.

Its like that Mr. Bean episode.

[–]FarFromFear 1 point2 points ago

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Date fell off the platform, better drink my own urine.

[–]conradmp 1 point2 points ago

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People are asking where is date is....he fucking ate her. He's Bear Grylls, he makes his own rules.

[–]calculuzz 1 point2 points ago

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He's drinking the same thing he was drinking the last time this was posted.

ZING!

[–]japanthony 1 point2 points ago

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The piss jokes are coming.

[–]Tophatt 1 point2 points ago

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Urine

[–]skopey 1 point2 points ago

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Why are people arguing about how the things on the table are still and how the bottle is still closed, when the whole thing is clearly photoshopped.

[–]lastprince 1 point2 points ago

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urine

[–]gogoHATCHET 1 point2 points ago

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Urine

[–]AnxiousPatient 1 point2 points ago

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First things first- Why does everyone not consider the even more badass nature of Bear's cameramen, and also that bottle is definitely open. It just has the cork back on it. Look at the photo again and its definitely crooked.

[–]CheesusRicecake 1 point2 points ago

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it could be just water. it is clear and he is in the sky where there are plenty of clouds, which are made water obviously.

[–]justasian 1 point2 points ago

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His piss

[–]_Hans_Solo_ 1 point2 points ago

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The foil's just pushed back down. Look at it. Its been opened.

[–]bionicsonic237 1 point2 points ago

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Its piss

[–]hytonight 1 point2 points ago

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this is a man who once drank his own piss.......that could be anything in that glass

[–]SirTokerMcBongsmoker 4 points5 points ago

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This is like, the ultimate repost, isn't it?

[–]BuckFettman 17 points18 points ago

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He is drinking his own urine, obviously.

[–]red-it 107 points108 points ago

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Yes, we all knew the answer to that one.

[–]vagattak 2 points3 points ago

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Diluted piss?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 54 points55 points ago

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No, he wouldn't drink Budweiser.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 4 points5 points ago

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He's well-hydrated.

[–]Sec_Henry_Paulson 45 points46 points ago

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[–]Youreahugeidiot 2 points3 points ago

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K, now lets turn this into a Grylls linkdump/repost thread to end this here.

[–]RZA1M 1 point2 points ago

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What is he drinking? Your question is what is he drinking?! How about why is he at a two seater in the fucking sky.

[–]IrishRua 1 point2 points ago

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Also, the briefcase is the floor.

[–]megalodon90 1 point2 points ago

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The lack of oxygen at this altitude has left me too weak to poen this champagne. Better drink my piss.

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[–]RobinBennett 1 point2 points ago

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Air pressure is only 14lb/square inch, so even in a vacuum it would only have to cope with that much extra - that's nothing compared to the pressure generated when you shake it

A quick google tells me that champagne bottles can withstand 17 atmospheres (ie 17x14psi = 238psi)

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Staged photo (obviously.)

At that altitude, nothing would last 3 seconds in the wind on that platform.

[–]3redpenguins 26 points27 points ago

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But if it was a balloon rather than a plane, the relative wind would be 0.

[–]gonltruck 16 points17 points ago

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although balloons travel directionally "with the wind," they do not travel at windspeed. But upvoted anyway because it wouldn't be as windy as everyone thinks

[–]tachyon534 14 points15 points ago

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It's not actually staged, it was a charity event with the Royal Navy display team at about 7km under a balloon iirc, also it holds a world record for the highest dinner party.

[–]gkoberger 15 points16 points ago

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The situation was real; the image is staged: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pErHfGv9gRA

[–]jwgjr 1 point2 points ago

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7km under the balloon? Why have such a long rope? (BTW, tachyon534 is right-- http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/jun/30/1)

[–]FanOfFalling 1 point2 points ago

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Why the hell aren't his leg straps done up riding in that fucking thing at ~10k feet.

[–]willyfresh 2 points3 points ago

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Even looking at this picture made my hands sweat.

[–]SirRealle 1 point2 points ago

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My leg straps look about like that when I'm sitting down also. I hate having them too tight.

[–]jackbrain 1 point2 points ago

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A bit more than 10k', notice the oxygen mask.

[–]CaresLessEveryday 1 point2 points ago

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what's in the box?

[–]virtyy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you.

[–]caligari5150 0 points1 point ago

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You drink 'Cris.... Bear drinks piss

[–]desertjedi85 1 point2 points ago

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not to nitpick but shouldn't it be Cris' since it's short for Cristal?

[–]Lord_of_the_Sea 0 points1 point ago

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Why wasn't the first comment just "Piss"?

[–]PixelWrangler 0 points1 point ago

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Nevermind that those cables are clearly digital considering that their shadows fall in opposite directions.

[–]thevoxman 0 points1 point ago

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Looks under the table WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

[–]MescalineMan 0 points1 point ago

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My question is, how is the camera man taking this pic?

[–]GuruMedit 0 points1 point ago

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More importantly, how is he breathing? Isn't he high enough now he should be starting to have trouble breathing? Could be wrong though, as I don't do much mountain climbing.

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At what altitude would the pressurized champagne bottle explode?

[–]patrik667 0 points1 point ago

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OK, as a skydiver, I'm going to call photoshop on this one. Not for the bottle, the setting, the food and plates fixed perfectly. But because he has both his chest strap and leg harness loose. At 11.000ft. I wouldn't get fucking near the exit of an airplane without my rig hugging me.

This looks like a publicity photo for his stunt on video

[–]haute_mua 0 points1 point ago

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that table cloth is defying wind

[–]fitandfurious 0 points1 point ago

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And where is his date? She was there a second ago.

[–]Kvasaari 0 points1 point ago

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Bear Grylls, the baddest man on the planet.

[–]h3110 0 points1 point ago

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anyone what episode is this?

[–]therewillbdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

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Better question, he has two seats where did the other person go?

[–]Mack_harry 0 points1 point ago

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the table cloth would flap in the wind aswell...

[–]Eddiegage 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or do those wires look entirely shopped in?

[–]HonorableJudgeIto 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the guest's knife?

That right, his chest.

[–]ethard 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone was on /b/ last night...

[–]EyhSteve 0 points1 point ago

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[–]toastbear 0 points1 point ago

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Got the lot from his hotel. This fool doesn't sleep in tents

[–]BenniI 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he replaced the foil.

[–]BenniI 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he replaced the foil.

[–]MamasBoy 0 points1 point ago

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